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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-30 20:46:50


Why is there a core kid in here.

Do you know how many of the basterds run rampant in the halls at school?!

Enter Thy Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-30 20:49:43


I am totally drunk at the moment... possibly gonna wake up in a pile of vomit (hopefully water + Extras will cure that. But during the whole drinking process me and a friend decided that Rust in Peace was the best album ever.

Eat my turds, cause that is fact!


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-30 21:06:26


At 4/30/09 08:49 PM, Nev wrote: I am totally drunk at the moment... possibly gonna wake up in a pile of vomit (hopefully water + Extras will cure that. But during the whole drinking process me and a friend decided that Rust in Peace was the best album ever.

Eat my turds, cause that is fact!

I love u when your drunk.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-30 21:18:00


At 4/30/09 09:06 PM, smeagol1 wrote: I love u when your drunk.

Thank you.

At 4/30/09 09:10 PM, batman64 wrote: Sorry to dispute that fact as fiction.
This is my opinion but I say Black Sabbath's first 6 and Motorhead's first 5 albums with the Golden lineup are better.

Haha, I don't care fella :D. I've never heard any of those albums, nor a lot of albums worthy of such a title. But its drunken banter and its stuff different people can relate to. If you get me? Like I think Warning's 'Watching from a Distance' or Imogen Heap's 'Speak for Yourself' or Sigur Rós' 'Takk...' are the most perfect albums ever, but you can't assume Metalheads will agree during pissed up chatting :P.

Plus, Holy Wars, Tornado of Souls, Rust in Peace... all amazing.
And Dave is a sexy bitch. Shame SOAS isn't here to agree with me on that point.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-30 21:29:58


At 4/30/09 09:24 PM, batman64 wrote: If I was gay, yeah, I'd of fucked him.
Yepper, pops is stoned again.

Brilliant!
I always associate older folk with amazing homophobia (any Brits in here will know what I mean), so you saying that is... well as I started this post... brilliant :D.

And in terms of stoned, I really should start getting into weed again. I don't feel like I'm living up to the whole being in a Doom/Sludge band without teh stonerness.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-30 21:46:08


I've actually discussed, with very straight friends, our ideal gay threesome. It's Rob Halford and David Bowie, by the way. This sort of discussion isn't gay, it's just being so straight that you know that even if someone calls you gay, you're still gonna be straight.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-30 21:48:37


At 4/30/09 09:46 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: I've actually discussed, with very straight friends, our ideal gay threesome. It's Rob Halford and David Bowie, by the way. This sort of discussion isn't gay, it's just being so straight that you know that even if someone calls you gay, you're still gonna be straight.

David Bowie has to be in any ideal gay threesome. If you choose anyone else you've got low standards.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-30 21:50:37


At 4/30/09 09:48 PM, Nev wrote: David Bowie has to be in any ideal gay threesome. If you choose anyone else you've got low standards.

the dude met his wife in a threesome. they were "shagging the same bloke"

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-30 23:39:04


My friends and I all bought tickets to Judas Priest. We're going in a group of 7, and we're all sitting together.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-30 23:41:39


At 4/30/09 10:45 PM, batman64 wrote: I'd rather shag something without a carpet.
KnowwhatImean?

If you're on about pubes then I disagree. I like a bit of bush ;).

At 4/30/09 11:39 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: My friends and I all bought tickets to Judas Priest. We're going in a group of 7, and we're all sitting together.

Sitting at a gig seems like the antithesis of Metal. To me at least, and I wear glasses!

Thats how lame sitting at gigs is.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-01 00:13:41


At 4/30/09 11:41 PM, Nev wrote: Sitting at a gig seems like the antithesis of Metal. To me at least, and I wear glasses!

Oh, we're aware. We're going to mosh, even if it's Judas Priest and no one else does.

I wear glasses too haha

Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-01 00:48:53


Speaking of waking up in vomit, I remember one time at my friend's place where we were all hammered and when we passed out we were laying there for a second and we heard my friend wake up, puke in his pillow, like in the pillow case, then lay back down and go to sleep.

Also, my internetz is finally fixed for good. We had a tech come out and replace some cables so now i actually get the speeds I pay for and it doesn't cut out every half hour.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-01 01:03:46


I've only vomited from drinking once. I kinda deserved it. was chugging vodka like water. one of those big 15 dollar Fleischmans bottles. I was pretty surprised when I saw how much was left in the bottle the next morning.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-01 01:58:09


This Friday im going to be drinking to the point where i could end up in vomit. Hopefully i wont though. I plan on partying for 48 hours straight, my 18th Friday, wedding Saturday, double smashed, recover halfway through saturday, and start again ^_^

Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-01 02:08:14


I really shouldn't be drinking right now, but I have an urge to. I'm still in very bad shape right now and I'm basically a zombie at the moment.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-01 06:29:55


At 4/30/09 07:05 PM, batman64 wrote: A Scanner Darkly hardcover Graphic Novel

Oh awesome.
I´´m currently reading Phillip k. Dicks Counter-Clock World. He´s pretty much the best author of books ever.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-01 07:40:28


At 5/1/09 12:13 AM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 4/30/09 11:41 PM, Nev wrote: Sitting at a gig seems like the antithesis of Metal. To me at least, and I wear glasses!


I wear glasses too haha

Aron, the other guitarist in Iblis, has to wear glasses when he reads, and he's metal as fuck, it's hilarious though, when he plays his Xbox 360 he has to sit all the way up to the screen to read the text if he doesn't have his glasses.

Also, Update on teh Kiddmeizter.
My Computer is fucked up, so I can't post, I'm on a friends Laptop as we speak.

Got myself sum o' dat Chronic Bronchitis from smoking too much.

My Band, Iblis, has finished recording everything for the demo, EXCEPT VOCALS for 3 songs, which is only because we don't have lyrics yet for them, and I honestly can't be bothered to write them, Because I'm the fucking guitarist, I write the fucking riffs, I shouldn't have to write the lyrics aswell, but the singer is lazy.

Also, you can find the entire demo (of course some unmixed tracks, and all lacking vocals)
Here.

Feel free to download, I will give you the finished recordings when they are finished via Audio Portal.

Also, no those are not the actual song titles, Well, At Least not Dominos, Twixing, and Disco Party, the files are named after inside jokes, Like the singer used to sing only "I love Dominos" in the song dominos, also that song is in an almost completely unfinished version on there, only the original Guitar recordings, this mp3 exists only so I can write a solo for the song, I have, and it's been recorded, and I will give it to you later.

I'm having some babes over at my place this weekend, gonna tap DAT!

Hoping I don't phail my school, but it's starting to look like it, if I do, Iblis is splitting up.

Played a concert stoned, lol that was funny. I'm amazed I pulled off some of the sweepy bits and solos.

Exams coming up, those are gonna suck balls, I'm really behind in my school stuff, been thinkin' too much about sex, drugs and DEATH METAL to bother with it but forgot in doing so that if I don't do my school work, I have to go home to Eskifjörður.

Did you miss me?
What's been going on?
Should I post more often?


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-01 08:23:56


At 5/1/09 12:13 AM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 4/30/09 11:41 PM, Nev wrote: Sitting at a gig seems like the antithesis of Metal. To me at least, and I wear glasses!
Oh, we're aware. We're going to mosh, even if it's Judas Priest and no one else does.

I wear glasses too haha

I hate wearing glasses. They're easy to break or lose (happened to me countless times during my childhood), they get really dirty, and you're automatically classified as a nerd.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-01 08:31:51


At 5/1/09 08:23 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: I hate wearing glasses. They're easy to break or lose (happened to me countless times during my childhood), they get really dirty, and you're automatically classified as a nerd.

1. I love my glasses. And rightly so as they were fucking expensive :P.
2. I know what you mean about them breaking, my lenses have fallen out a few times. Luckily its only ever been in my room so I could easily find the lenses/screw.
3. I am a nerd anyway :P.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-01 08:35:30


At 5/1/09 08:23 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:
I hate wearing glasses. They're easy to break or lose (happened to me countless times during my childhood), they get really dirty, and you're automatically classified as a nerd.

I agree, I fucking hate mine, so I hardly wear the bastard :D
Contact lenses ftw.
I couldn't imagine wearing glasses at a gig, I'd lose them easily, or get them smashed.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-01 08:52:59


At 5/1/09 07:40 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
At 5/1/09 12:13 AM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 4/30/09 11:41 PM, Nev wrote: Sitting at a gig seems like the antithesis of Metal. To me at least, and I wear glasses!
I wear glasses too haha
Aron, the other guitarist in Iblis, has to wear glasses when he reads, and he's metal as fuck, it

You boys ned to get some contact lenses, I've been wearing them pretty much since I got into meal :p makes headbanging a lot easier.

Did you miss me?
What's been going on?
Should I post more often?

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-01 08:57:30


At 5/1/09 08:35 AM, ZpLiNtEh wrote: I agree, I fucking hate mine, so I hardly wear the bastard :D
Contact lenses ftw.
I couldn't imagine wearing glasses at a gig, I'd lose them easily, or get them smashed.

I've tried contacts before, they suck ass. They're very convenient and stuff but they're hard to get in and they're slippery and stuff.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-01 09:02:11


I've only been wearing glasses for about a year so not many gigs have been spoilt by them. And I got contacts the other month for gigs and going out clubbing, etc. I don't like them, horrible things. But they're tolerable for a few hours when the alternative is being booted in the face and pushed around and worrying about breaking ma frames.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-01 09:22:35


At 5/1/09 08:23 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: I hate wearing glasses. They're easy to break or lose (happened to me countless times during my childhood), they get really dirty, and you're automatically classified as a nerd.

mine are just really lose, and so they fall off if my head moves too much. fortunately, i can still survive without them (i'm just nearsighted). my biggest complaint is that they look too expensive (well they were). i dress really scummy-like, and it looks weird to have oakleys on hahha.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-01 09:30:47


At 5/1/09 08:57 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:
I've tried contacts before, they suck ass. They're very convenient and stuff but they're hard to get in and they're slippery and stuff.

They do take a while of getting used to, like most things, but after about 2 weeks of using them I was fine, and I've been wearing them for about 2 years now I think, I honestly can't stand the sight of myself wearing glasses anymore.
I find it easy to get them in and out now, I can do it without a mirror if needs be :]
If they weren't slippery they would damage your eyes you tard :p, they need to be wet like your eye, otherwise your eye will dry up and you could lose your sight.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-01 09:35:16


Contacts can be a bit ofa hassle for the first month or so, ut after that its a breeze.
I can whip hem in and out in a few seconds nowadays.

Also getting into Amon Tobin, anyone else a fan?
Any other albums I should get apart from:
Bricolage
Out From Out where
Foley Room


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-01 09:50:40


I have glasses, but can't find them, i only need em for distance (like back in school, when i couldn't see the board), other then that im cool with it, i wouldn't mind contacts, but i hear you lose em in the back of your eyes and all sorts of stuff.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-01 09:58:21


At 5/1/09 09:35 AM, Oppugnant wrote: Also getting into Amon Tobin, anyone else a fan?

Yes :D. Very cool music.

Any other albums I should get apart from:
Bricolage
Out From Out where
Foley Room

As well as those three I have Supermodified, Permutation and Adventures in Foam and they're all good. I think Bricolage is his best though.

At 5/1/09 09:50 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: i wouldn't mind contacts, but i hear you lose em in the back of your eyes and all sorts of stuff.

Yeah, they eat your brain!


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-05-01 10:08:06


At 4/30/09 09:10 PM, batman64 wrote: This is my opinion but I say Black Sabbath's first 6 and Motorhead's first 5 albums with the Golden lineup are better.

Hey, they're all good, why complain? :)

At 5/1/09 01:03 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: I've only vomited from drinking once.

It's happened to me once as well, which was actually last March. I had far too much to drink on one night and didn't feel good at all the following day. I still haven't had any alcohol since and I don't know when I feel like drinking again. Even now I can sometimes taste the vomit in my mouth from that night. :(

At 5/1/09 08:23 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: I hate wearing glasses. They're easy to break or lose (happened to me countless times during my childhood), they get really dirty, and you're automatically classified as a nerd.

I've been wearing glasses for 6 years now and only once I lost my glasses. As for breaking, I'm careful most of the time, so they haven't been broken, although the ones I'm wearing now are starting to wear off. Also, I could care less if I'm classified as a nerd.

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At 5/1/09 09:50 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: but i hear you lose em in the back of your eyes and all sorts of stuff.

I've heard that too, if you sleep with them ni apprently.

Though whenever I wear them out and crash a mates place I always sleep with them in.

So yeah... dunno what that's all about.

At 5/1/09 09:58 AM, Nev wrote: Yes :D. Very cool music.
As well as those three I have Supermodified, Permutation and Adventures in Foam and they're all good. I think Bricolage is his best though.

Awesome! (:
I'll check those out.

At the moment I'm digging Foley Room he most. Haven't really had a chance to listen to Bricolage very thoroughly though.


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