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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-18 11:52:35


At 4/18/09 10:08 AM, Nev wrote: If you do go, please go in a Melodeath tshirt :). It'd be [Scottish accent] extraordinaryly funny.

Oh brilliant, good one you little british fuck knuckle.

I'll probably meet him in a Carcass one, that's half way there

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Horayy, video games

I just spent the last 2 hours listening to fuckin metalcore fuck me that's shitty


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-18 12:39:47


So I downloaded George Romero's Land Of The Dead To watch tonight. I been wanting to see this movie for years ever since I seen Dawn Of The Dead. Fucking Block Busters never had it!.

So, Yeah Im buying a bunch of swords, from my freind for 50 dollers. He dosen't want them anymore.

I wanna start a collection of weapons.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-18 12:41:59


At 4/18/09 12:39 PM, smeagol1 wrote: So I downloaded George Romero's Land Of The Dead To watch tonight. I been wanting to see this movie for years ever since I seen Dawn Of The Dead. Fucking Block Busters never had it!.

That was one of my favorite Romero films, but after watching all of his other ones again, after seeing Land of the Dead, it just wasn't the same, if you're looking for a newer and better Romero film to watch after you see that one, I recommend Diary of the Dead.
It's so realistic, and excellent, it's scary.
Not in an "oh shit I won't be able to sleep tonight." But it really gets to you, and stuck in your head after watching it for some reason, great fucking film.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-18 12:45:18


At 4/18/09 12:39 PM, smeagol1 wrote: So I downloaded George Romero's Land Of The Dead To watch tonight. I been wanting to see this movie for years ever since I seen Dawn Of The Dead. Fucking Block Busters never had it!.

It's fucking awesome. Extremely bloody and violent and chaotic.

So, Yeah Im buying a bunch of swords, from my freind for 50 dollers. He dosen't want them anymore.

Awesome, swords rule.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-18 13:08:13


At 4/18/09 12:45 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:

It's fucking awesome. Extremely bloody and violent and chaotic.

Lol I was considering buying the emo kids gaunlet off him. but fuck that Im gonna buy one of the fucking maulers. This guy (spiked Leather) makes them I guess he's knows Nokturnel Eclipse. Pretty fucking cool

Pardon my horrible Grammer. Im on a bit of a suger rush!

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-18 13:15:15


At 4/17/09 05:16 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: Once I was scrolling through the S section, saw "slipknot," and flipped a bitch. Turned out to be a crossover band.

Don't worry, I think we were all like that when we first saw "Slipknot" on Metal-Archives. I certainly was and had to check their page. Speaking of that Slipknot, I'm curious to know what their music is like.

At 4/18/09 03:35 AM, Lost-Thought wrote: my grandpa that I was closest to passed away about half an hour ago, I dunno what to do with myself, I haven't ever been this sad

Damn, that's terrible. :'(

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-18 13:21:50


At 4/17/09 02:48 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote:
At 4/17/09 02:32 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: I just got Rotting Christ's Non Serviam, Kronos, and Theogonia, and I'm waiting to get Triarchy of Lost Lovers.
I hope you're not missing Genesis and Sanctus Diavolos.

I almost got those before. I'll get around to them some time.

At 4/17/09 05:52 PM, Nev wrote: You're never too old to call her mother, Alex :P.

lol


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-18 15:18:44


At 4/18/09 01:15 PM, Bahamut wrote:
At 4/17/09 05:16 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:

Damn, that's terrible. :'(

At 4/18/09 11:25 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:

I'm sorry man, I too have suffered deeply from the loss of a family member. Just hang in there dude. Your grandpa will R.I.P.

At 4/18/09 10:08 AM, Nev wrote:

*hugs*

At 4/18/09 08:30 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:
Dude, sorry to hear that, hope you and your family pull through.

R.I.P
At 4/17/09 06:36 AM, ThePhantomLord wrote:
And bummer Lost-Thoughts
At 4/18/09 04:24 AM, ZpLiNtEh wrote:
aw that sucks man, I'm sure many people here know exactly what it's like, allow me to extend my condolences to a fellow metalhead

R.I.P Lost-Thoughts Grandpa

Thanks for the kind words guys. Me and my family will pull through


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-18 17:58:01


At 4/18/09 12:39 PM, smeagol1 wrote: So I downloaded George Romero's Land Of The Dead To watch tonight. I been wanting to see this movie for years ever since I seen Dawn Of The Dead. Fucking Block Busters never had it!.

Speaking of dead grandpas...


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-18 18:02:05


At 4/18/09 05:58 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:
At 4/18/09 12:39 PM, smeagol1 wrote: So I downloaded George Romero's Land Of The Dead To watch tonight. I been wanting to see this movie for years ever since I seen Dawn Of The Dead. Fucking Block Busters never had it!.
Speaking of dead grandpas...

Pardon that last comment, I've had a bit too much to drink today.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-18 20:01:00


At 4/18/09 07:15 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote:
This dumbass thought the song was by the mainstream Slipknot.

It's still crap, IMO...

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-18 20:02:40


Has anyone seen the episode of Bones about Black Metal?
Its fucking sick! Patronising Metal and making out like we have some kind of street cred, cult thing going on and that we're all potential murderers.

I find it really insulting.
Watch it on Megavideo here.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-18 20:04:59


At 4/18/09 07:15 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: This dumbass thought the song was by the mainstream Slipknot.

lmfao some people are so dumb. Decent song though.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-18 20:07:18


At 4/18/09 08:02 PM, Nev wrote: Has anyone seen the episode of Bones about Black Metal?
Its fucking sick! Patronising Metal and making out like we have some kind of street cred, cult thing going on and that we're all potential murderers.

I find it really insulting.
Watch it on Megavideo here.

That's the furthest thing from black metal. It's some sort of industrial rock/metal thing going on, but because it's sounds "evil" it must be satanic and black metal equals burning churches so evil equals black metal.

Plus we're talking about Fox here (a conservative Television channel that can't seem to see past it's own gigantic ego.)


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-18 20:14:33


At 4/18/09 08:07 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: That's the furthest thing from black metal. It's some sort of industrial rock/metal thing going on, but because it's sounds "evil" it must be satanic and black metal equals burning churches so evil equals black metal.

Word.

Hearing Stephen Fry list Metal genres is fucking bliss though :D.

Plus we're talking about Fox here (a conservative Television channel that can't seem to see past it's own gigantic ego.)

*shrugs*... but they made Arrested Development.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-18 20:42:54


At 4/18/09 08:02 PM, Nev wrote: Has anyone seen the episode of Bones about Black Metal?

I saw the commercials when I was on vacation, and I almost raged.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-18 21:09:41


I don't want to go fucking Beserk so Im not even looking.

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been awhile since I've done this hope it works.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-18 21:45:38


At 4/18/09 09:33 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: I assume you don't like crossover then.

Which is sort of funny, 'cause he likes metalcore.

that wasn't a jab at metalcore, i was just pointing out that it's ironic that both genres are, in essence, punk + metal, so it's funny that he only likes one.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-18 21:53:42


At 4/18/09 09:33 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote:
At 4/18/09 08:01 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 4/18/09 07:15 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote:
This dumbass thought the song was by the mainstream Slipknot.
It's still crap, IMO...
I assume you don't like crossover then.

I've never heard this term... at least not in english. Care to explain?

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-18 21:58:12


Crossover is thrash mixed with hardcore, ala Stormtroopers of Death and DRI.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-19 00:35:09


At 4/18/09 09:58 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Crossover is thrash mixed with hardcore, ala Stormtroopers of Death and DRI.

I wouldn't say hardcore because there's so many horrible hardcore bands. Say hardcore punk, and mention Suicidal Tendencies :D

And on the subject of only liking one, I fucking love Crossover and Metalcore is my least favourite genre of music in the world.

The 2 hours of pure one note chugs I had to withstand last night. Gol. The worst thing about all these Metalcore bands like Parkway Drive and As August Burns Red and Between the Buried and me is their guitarists and drummers are pretty damn good at playing.

YOU SUCK! But you play guitar well!


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-19 04:00:42


I got into the habit of saying crossover was a mix of thrash and NYHC. Then people I'm talking to don't go, "LIKE METALLICA AND FALL OUT BOY?!!1!!1?" and make me rage on them.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-19 05:24:38


At 4/18/09 08:07 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 4/18/09 08:02 PM, Nev wrote: Has anyone seen the episode of Bones about Black Metal?
Its fucking sick! Patronising Metal and making out like we have some kind of street cred, cult thing going on and that we're all potential murderers.

I find it really insulting.
Watch it on Megavideo here.
That's the furthest thing from black metal. It's some sort of industrial rock/metal thing going on, but because it's sounds "evil" it must be satanic and black metal equals burning churches so evil equals black metal.

They confused Death Metal and Black Metal so many times and refereed to Metal as noise.

I love how they give most of the actors negative views on it.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-19 06:10:34


At 4/18/09 08:02 PM, Nev wrote: I find it really insulting.
Watch it on Megavideo here.

Oh, what the fuck.

I doubt recovering a potentially human skeleton would be worth the fucking riot police or army or whoever the fuck they were.

And how exactly does Black Metal feature 'horrific violence'?

I like how they didn't mention the whole Anti-Christianity thing.

Stephen Fry=Awesome, though.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-19 08:34:27


At 4/18/09 08:07 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: That's the furthest thing from black metal. It's some sort of industrial rock/metal thing going on, but because it's sounds "evil" it must be satanic and black metal equals burning churches so evil equals black metal.

This.

And all the fags that called themselves "true metal heads" were total fucking poseurs. They're just fucking kvlt kiddies. The type of people that stand around at a funeral going "That guy died. That's BROOTUL." They've just been watching too many episodes of Metalocalypse.

I seriously think that one of the shows writers just read about Burzum and Mayhem and was all like "THIS MUST BE TRUE FOR ALL OF THIS MUSIC." I doubt they even listened to them even since their "black metal" was nothing even near black metal.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-19 08:43:44


At 4/18/09 07:15 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: This dumbass thought the song was by the mainstream Slipknot.

Dear. Fucking. God.

On the bright side, the song wasn't bad. Infact, it's 100x better than anything the nu-metal Slipknot ever made.

At 4/19/09 04:00 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote: I got into the habit of saying crossover was a mix of thrash and NYHC. Then people I'm talking to don't go, "LIKE METALLICA AND FALL OUT BOY?!!1!!1?" and make me rage on them.

If that's what people say when they hear the term crossover, then I really hate humanity so much at times.

At 4/19/09 06:10 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: And how exactly does Black Metal feature 'horrific violence'?

I stopped watching that video right when they said black metal was about horrific violence. I was like "That's more death metal than black."

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-19 10:15:16


Is anyone even going to comment on the "black metal" band's chainsaw? What the hell was that about?

Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-19 12:03:56


Land Of The Dead was pretty fucking awsome! It was so short though, I wanted to see them go to Canada. Hell, Id head up to Alaska if a zombie invasion ever took place.

Diden't George make a Day Of The Dead too? I want to see that if there even is a film.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-19 13:00:12


At 4/19/09 10:15 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: Is anyone even going to comment on the "black metal" band's chainsaw? What the hell was that about?

No, because it was stupid.

HEY LOOK HERE, METAL IS BAD FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU'LL SUDDENLY GET AN URGE TO PICK UP CHAINSAWS AND SWING THEM AROUND IN THE AIR.

ARAAGH BLACK METAL


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-04-19 14:07:02


At 4/19/09 12:03 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Land Of The Dead was pretty fucking awsome! It was so short though, I wanted to see them go to Canada. Hell, Id head up to Alaska if a zombie invasion ever took place.

Diden't George make a Day Of The Dead too? I want to see that if there even is a film.

I thought LoTd was a bit shit tbh, the original Dawn of the Dead is the best by far, and the remakes awesome too.

But whatever you do, don't buy Diary of the Dead, it's abysmal, and it's a George Romero film too, which is disappointing. Rent it if you're curious, but seriously, it's shit.

/film nerd

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