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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-29 00:33:29


At 3/29/09 12:26 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote:
At 3/28/09 05:19 PM, burnoutfool wrote: thats because your obsessed with a person
...even give a shit about Varg is if he found a cure for cancer or completed the theory of everything...

I still wouldnt give a damn

Just because I know what good black metal is doesn't mean I'm obsessed with someone. You're the one that's been riding Dead's balls in regards to this subject.

Dead is a better singer then varg, thats why

What has Dead ever done other than become some trend whore martyr (like Varg, oh the irony) and show up on some shoddy bootleg and a couple of demos while the band circulated between GOOD vocalists like Atilla and Maniac.

Dead started Black metal...he invented the term Kvlt...he also is just a better singer then Varg...and Varg isnt a martyr...if you even know what that means

Who cares if Varg killed Euronymous. Do you hate Snorre as well? Because he was there too but you never hear anyone going BAH I HATE BLACKTHORN. Hvis Lyset, Filosofem, Hlidskjalf.

Filosofem was ok.

Are you even going to try and tell me that those aren't good albums? Because I've listened to all of them and I've listened to Mayhem a lot more than you have.

fuck you, just because you've been listening to them longer, doesnt mean shit. Mayhem started black metal. stfu about them, especially when they are more exceptional then Burzum will ever be.

Don't act like your word is law in whatever topic you're talking about.

I never said that...super fail for trying to grant me power I know I dont have

That goes for all of us. Get off your soap boxes children. Stop arguing about stupid shit.

This includes yourself...stfu, gtfo and take your fail with you.


Death is only the Beginning. Death is all that is real. Heliosohophism.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-29 00:38:46


At 3/28/09 08:24 PM, smeagol1 wrote: So I heard Marduk was touring America but with FUCKING CATTLE DECAPATATION!? Fuck those PETA supporting faggots! I just wanna throw a big bag of pig intestines at them.

No one responds to any of your fucking posts because you're a fucking idiot who says shit like this. Fuck you dude, seriously. I'm a fucking vegetarian (for more reasons than just ethical), and this pisses me off to no end.

This fucking goddamn pseudo-machismo derived from eating meat is the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen. Goddamn, fucking meat is linked with prostate cancer and erectile dysfunction, how's that for your fucking masculinity?

You're not fucking metal for eating animals, either. Fuck, you're hardly even metal to begin with. And you type incorrectly too, but that's irrelevant.

Goddamn, fucking Gaahl is a vegetarian, which brings me to my next point.

DON'T FUCKING USE THE WORD "FAGGOT," "GAY," "QUEER," OR ANY OTHER HETEROSEXIST TERM OFFENSIVELY. I FUCKING HATE THAT MORE THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND. That sort of shit, even if you don't realize it, is keeping the gay community from equality. I predict that in 50 or so years, "faggot" will carry the same connotations as "cunt" or "n*gger." I have close friends who are gay, and close friends who wont come out of the closet and be who they fucking are BECAUSE OF FUCKING ASSHOLES LIKE YOU, WHO MAKE THEIR ALREADY DIFFICULT LIVES LIVING HELLS.

THIS ISN'T EVEN THE FUCKING FIRST TIME I'VE SAID THAT, EITHER. FUCK, I TOLD HEAVENDUFF NOT TO DO THAT, AND HE FUCKING LISTENED TO ME (good for you duff, i'm proud of you for listening to what i had to say)

FUCK

At 3/28/09 10:45 PM, AniMetal wrote: But it isn't core though, it's metal.

Grindcore isn't metal. It's an evolution from crust punk. FUCK.

At 3/28/09 10:59 PM, AniMetal wrote: Also stop being such a fucking fag you are a shit user, with shit posts and shit taste in music, ZAAL.

Fuck you. Allan is a greater poster and user than you, and his taste fucking wins. He introduced me to all sorts of industrial, and he's such a nice guy that like half of it came from him.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-29 00:39:47


At 3/29/09 12:33 AM, burnoutfool wrote: Dead started Black metal.

That was mind-numbingly idiotic.

Varg isnt a martyr.

As soon as he went to jail it canonized him in the hearts of certain people.

This includes yourself.

Hence why I said US.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-29 00:46:14


At 3/29/09 12:38 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: Goddamn, fucking Gaahl is a vegetarian, which brings me to my next point.

DON'T FUCKING USE THE WORD "FAGGOT," "GAY," "QUEER," OR ANY OTHER HETEROSEXIST TERM OFFENSIVELY. I FUCKING HATE THAT MORE THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND. That sort of shit, even if you don't realize it, is keeping the gay community from equality. I predict that in 50 or so years, "faggot" will carry the same connotations as "cunt" or "n*gger." I have close friends who are gay, and close friends who wont come out of the closet and be who they fucking are BECAUSE OF FUCKING ASSHOLES LIKE YOU, WHO MAKE THEIR ALREADY DIFFICULT LIVES LIVING HELLS.

I try not to use those terms, because they are in fact very vulgar slurs to the homosexuals (as a bisexual I can understand). I hate it when people use those terms because it does have the same impact as n*gger, cunt, ect....

At 3/28/09 10:45 PM, AniMetal wrote: But it isn't core though, it's metal.
Grindcore isn't metal. It's an evolution from crust punk. FUCK.

Still true enough, but it does fall under the metal genre...not the punk anymore

At 3/28/09 10:59 PM, AniMetal wrote: Also stop being such a fucking fag you are a shit user, with shit posts and shit taste in music, ZAAL.
Fuck you. Allan is a greater poster and user than you, and his taste fucking wins. He introduced me to all sorts of industrial, and he's such a nice guy that like half of it came from him.

Agreed, Allan is a good poster, from what I read he has smarts. I think he posts very good.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-29 00:47:40


At 3/29/09 12:39 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote:
At 3/29/09 12:33 AM, burnoutfool wrote: Varg isnt a martyr.
As soon as he went to jail it canonized him in the hearts of certain people.

aye, but he killed a person for an idiotic reason...therefore he's not a martyr. he diserved what he got.

This includes yourself.
Hence why I said US.

ah, didnt see that...my appoligies.


Death is only the Beginning. Death is all that is real. Heliosohophism.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-29 00:51:40


At 3/29/09 12:47 AM, burnoutfool wrote: he diserved what he got.

I'm not saying he didn't, I don't think he got enough, but that doesn't mean that he's not completely innocent in some people's minds.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-29 00:57:44


At 3/29/09 12:51 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote:
I'm not saying he didn't, I don't think he got enough, but that doesn't mean that he's not completely innocent in some people's minds.

some people? well those "some people" can fuck off...he killed a man...thats not a innocent act.

this still doesnt make him a martyr.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-29 01:18:42


At 3/29/09 12:57 AM, burnoutfool wrote: this still doesnt make him a martyr.

mar%u22C5tyr%u2002 %u2002[mahr-ter] -noun
1. a person who willingly suffers death rather than renounce his or her religion.
2. a person who is put to death or endures great suffering on behalf of any belief, principle, or cause: a martyr to the cause of social justice.
3. a person who undergoes severe or constant suffering: a martyr to severe headaches.
4. a person who seeks sympathy or attention by feigning or exaggerating pain, deprivation, etc.

2 (and in my opinion 4 applies to him at times) was the definition I was referring to with Varg. The same people that think he's innocent are the same people that think that he killed him because Euronymous wronged the culture of black metal or something retarded and not even close to true like that and started to hold him in that regard. You may not think its possible because it's batshit insane, but they're out there.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-29 01:22:52


Guys, you're both wrong. Euronymous fell on a lamp.

heehee

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-29 01:33:54


Way to ruin the conversation you dink. >=(

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-29 02:20:23


THE FLAME WARS END NOW.

Now I've been here nearly as long as Allmightybruce (since page 80 or something) and I"m fukken drunk and you guys are ruingin my buzz so stfu and let this be a place to talk about metal.

Burzum and Mayhem are like metallica and megadeth. So stfu and any flamewar about the 2 leading band in any given genre needs to stop now, it's ruining the hell.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-29 03:10:36


And whiule I'm in the posting mood, Galneryus are seriously underrated. The more I listen the moar I like.

ALso, I met a girl who likes The Kovenatn and Nietzche. I think she's a keeper.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-29 04:16:59


At 3/29/09 02:20 AM, ElGhoulio wrote: THE FLAME WARS END NOW.

Yeeeeeeeeeew.

I don't like this whole bitching and slandering everyone. Let's all just shut the fuck up and beer with ghoul.

No new cd's/discoveries/anything on metal from me, though the F1 season is back again, so that's pretty metal.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-29 07:46:00


At 3/29/09 01:22 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: Guys, you're both wrong. Euronymous fell on a lamp.

heehee

I believe it.

Varg admits to stabbing him a number of times first.

Then of course the last brutal time.

All the movies about Varg should seriously re-enact that moment. Getting stabbed through the head while on your knees then falling backwards down a flight of metal stairs? METAL STAIRS? FUCK YEAH.

And yeah bromos, I understand how annoying that flaming shit is.

BUT WHY IS PONOS HERE AGAIN?

I found an awesome gem that you guys REALLY need to hear. Early tech death, yummeh yummeh.

K lo-lo, time to sit back and smoke some weed.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-29 08:01:19


At 3/29/09 04:16 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: No new cd's/discoveries/anything on metal from me, though the F1 season is back again, so that's pretty metal.

Well, cars are made of Metal, I guess.

Also, I gave Overkill a listen, and I really can't see what all the fuss is about.

Is this Thrash? Really?

I've heard more aggressive bowel movements.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-29 08:07:25


Here's a thought while I'm over nya, you guys ever thought that no one understands music at all except for you? The pure disrespect I'm seeing as I read this MA reviews, with these fucking douches who couldn't play or recognise decency if it came up to them and said "Hey. I'm decency". From Enslavement to Obliteration just blows my freaking mindball out of here. And not only that. But no one understands music except for me. I think you guys will probably think the samey.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-29 08:28:35


Pursuit of the Sun and Allure of the Earth by Woods of Ypres is one of my favourite albums ever, and this douche gives it a 14%? The slightly mainstreamity I hear is really only because of it's melodicness. Melodic Black Folk Metal, mainstream? The only way you can link that is:

Melodic = Melodic Death = Metalcore = Shitty.

Urgh. Melodic tags really kill music.

This is a good album. And this douche thinks it sounds like MTV.

"Wow this song is calm with acoustic guitars and clean singing, lololol this aint melodic black metal dis so ghey lolololol".

God I'd love to squash that guy with a really heavy thing.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-29 08:37:19


At 3/28/09 10:59 PM, AniMetal wrote: Also stop being such a fucking fag you are a shit user, with shit posts and shit taste in music, ZAAL.

I've never seen ZaaL make a one sentence post. He's an exceptional user.
And even if he did just post for post counts sake, why should that matter to you?

At 3/29/09 08:07 AM, ThePhantomLord wrote: I think you guys will probably think the samey.

I've expressed my disdain for folk reviewing on MA a few times :).

And Dent, I say gay all the time, you never shout at me?


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-29 08:51:55


At 3/29/09 08:37 AM, Nev wrote: And Dent, I say gay all the time, you never shout at me?

For the same reason he wouldn't yell at a black person for using the n-word. :p

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-29 09:19:31


At 3/29/09 08:51 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote: For the same reason he wouldn't yell at a black person for using the n-word. :p

Haha, touché :).


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-29 09:55:21


Fuck, got beaten to the punch. I fucking like punch.

Why am I listening to Rage Against the Machine right now?

I think it might be because they're good. :D:D:D:D


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-29 09:56:25


At 3/28/09 11:03 AM, smeagol1 wrote: I feel like Im ignored here.

Hey, quite often my posts don't get replied to, but you don't see me complaining. However, now that we're paying attention to you, you shouldn't complain about being ignored for a LOOOOOOOONG time.

At 3/29/09 12:38 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: DON'T FUCKING USE THE WORD "FAGGOT," "GAY," "QUEER," OR ANY OTHER HETEROSEXIST TERM OFFENSIVELY. I FUCKING HATE THAT MORE THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND.

I remember when I was homophobic, but I stopped that bullshit ages ago, because if you're insulting gays, you're also insulting musicians such as Rob Halford as well as other great people in this world.

At 3/29/09 04:16 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: No new cd's/discoveries/anything on metal from me

As for me, I managed to win Running Wild's Death or Glory from eBay and along with that album, I've ordered Demon's The Unexpected Guest, Iron Savior's self titled and Rush's A Farewell to Kings. OK, Rush are more rock than metal but it's about time I got another album of theirs.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-29 10:09:33


At 3/29/09 09:56 AM, Bahamut wrote: Hey, quite often my posts don't get replied to, but you don't see me complaining.

You'll only get ignored because what you post is either something with no need to reply to (like a conclusion to something) or because you post once a day and it may get swamped), but I always read your stuff, and its not like you're being ignored through lack of quality/relativity.

I remember when I was homophobic, but I stopped that bullshit ages ago, because if you're insulting gays, you're also insulting musicians such as Rob Halford as well as other great people in this world.

You stopped being homophobic :P?


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-29 10:25:12


Rob Halford has got nothin on no one. It's all force and arse clenching to that dudette. I'm listening to a better singer right now, Scott Reagers.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-29 11:46:41


So, yesterday I went to Quilmes Rock Festival 09...

It was the best concert of my life.

Sepultura played very well, and it sounds very good even without Calavera Brothers. And Iron Maiden fucking rules. Great playlist with clasics and one of my fav songs: "Children of the Damned". The people was very happy and jumped a lot. I really enjoyed the festival.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-29 12:59:40


At 3/29/09 09:56 AM, Bahamut wrote: Iron Savior's self titled

That's another classic right there. I couldn't stop listening to it when I got it.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-29 14:09:18


At 3/29/09 07:46 AM, ThePhantomLord wrote: I found an awesome gem that you guys REALLY need to hear. Early tech death, yummeh yummeh.

Yeah, Disincarnate is good stuff. I thought they were well known, though.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-29 14:58:56


At 3/29/09 08:28 AM, ThePhantomLord wrote: Pursuit of the Sun and Allure of the Earth by Woods of Ypres is one of my favourite albums ever, and this douche gives it a 14%?

It doesn't surprise me. I agree with the reviewer that it's got modern rock influence. The vocals for one are reminiscent of modern rock and a lot of the album is pretty simplistic musically or at least is more so when compared to other bands doing similar things. The difference between me and the reviewer is I don't necessarily think that that's somehow automatically a bad thing. This actually happens a lot with bands that blur the line between metal and other stuff. Apparently in this guys mind Woods of Ypres was trying to make metal more palatable. I'm not sure where he got that from... he makes it sound like it would be impossible to mix rock and metal without selling out or doing it to be pretentious which is bullshit. They were likely just doing what they felt like doing musically.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-29 16:21:50


At 3/29/09 11:03 AM, greensucksbluerules wrote: I have only one thing to say about Mayhem vs. Burzum.

Dead had an ironic name.

In fact... he pretty much chose that name cause he knew that life wasn't for him...
it was obvious that Dead would one day commit suicide.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-29 16:29:29


At 3/29/09 11:03 AM, greensucksbluerules wrote: I have only one thing to say about Mayhem vs. Burzum.

Dead had an ironic name.

he also left a note that read "Please escuse all the mess", along with Euronymous made a macabre necklace out of a piece of Dead's skull. Euronymous also called Necrobutcher (long time friend of Dead) and said that "it was the best thing that Dead has ever done for the band".


Death is only the Beginning. Death is all that is real. Heliosohophism.