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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-26 19:34:13


At 3/26/09 07:27 PM, Nev wrote: But they know they're cheesey and they strive for it.

Video Game metal like powerglove and Dragonforce = Yes, totally. If they are being serious they must be 12.
Ecstasy Penis = Being cheesy isn't there main goal, they just like to show respect to all the most famous and/or best metal bands(All genres) by parodying a song or two by them.

Manowar are serious.

That looks so funny for some reason.

One of the members of Manowar actually stated a few months back that all downloading of music is destroying the music industry and that any manowar fan who downloads there music instead of buying an album and/or seeing them live is committing blasphemy and should eat shit and die.

After reading that online one thing popped into my mind to tell all power metal fans, 'remember kids download as much MANOWAR as you can!"


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-26 19:43:27


At 3/26/09 07:08 PM, AniMetal wrote:
At 3/26/09 01:30 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: I don't mean to offend anyone but aren't these guys the most Cheesy metal band to ever exist?
No, you haven't delved deeply enough into the world of metal to find the cheesiest.

I'm actually not looking for cheesy bands...


I'd say either all video game metal bands or Ecstasy Penis(The Weird Al of metal) are the cheesiest.

The name of the band should have kept you away from it... or maybe you are just attracted to that kind of thing...

video game metal bands ??? really ???
mister ANIMEtal

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-26 19:50:17


At 3/26/09 07:43 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: I'm actually not looking for cheesy bands...

You sure? Cause all metal is cheesy to an extent whether it be power or gothic or grind.

The name of the band should have kept you away from it...

Actually I first saw them as the opening act for Edguy a few years back, they played for 30 minutes and they were hilarious.

They are a great bunch of kids in terms of playing music, they are all really skilled. And the lyrics they write are pure epic if you are looking for a laugh and you are a fan of metal.

or maybe you are just attracted to that kind of thing...

GAY JOKES ARE SO APPROPRIATE TO USE ON ME, MR. MANOWAR FAN. :P


video game metal bands ??? really ???

It is being highly speculated that Video Game metal(Dragonforce, Powerglove) and Electronic metal(Unsun, PAIN) are going to become offical genres of metal within a few years.

mister ANIMEtal

Shut up, i've never even listened to them.

ANIME + METAL = ANIMETAL, it is just a really clever name idea I had combining two things I love.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-26 20:26:49


At 3/26/09 07:50 PM, AniMetal wrote:
At 3/26/09 07:43 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: mister ANIMEtal
Shut up, i've never even listened to them.

ANIME + METAL = ANIMETAL, it is just a really clever name idea I had combining two things I love.

I thought it was clever.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-26 21:24:42


Hey did you guys hear that Vital Remains were robbed of some gear? Two bass gitars were stolen along with some merch. Here more info Theres a reward for the arrest of the assholes who stole the shit.

It was Tony and Gators shit that got stolen! http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea ction=blog.view&friendID=5060206&blogID=
479296404


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-26 21:39:16


At 3/26/09 07:50 PM, AniMetal wrote:
At 3/26/09 07:43 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: I'm actually not looking for cheesy bands...
You sure? Cause all metal is cheesy to an extent whether it be power or gothic or grind.

Ok, there is Power Metal, with dragon, magic, mages and witches... that's not cheese
Manowar is the definition of cheese, and the good reason is that they are fucking serious about their music. I don't take DragonForce or parody bands like Ultra Vomit as serious or cheesy, they are joking.

The name of the band should have kept you away from it...
Actually I first saw them as the opening act for Edguy a few years back, they played for 30 minutes and they were hilarious.

most have been good :P


video game metal bands ??? really ???
It is being highly speculated that Video Game metal(Dragonforce, Powerglove) and Electronic metal(Unsun, PAIN) are going to become offical genres of metal within a few years.

Video Game Metal... really...


mister ANIMEtal
Shut up, i've never even listened to them.

ANIME + METAL = ANIMETAL, it is just a really clever name idea I had combining two things I love.

that's still a fail :P

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-26 21:53:59


DUFF THE MAIN PROBLEM WITH YOUR ARGUMENT IS THAT YOU ASSUME THAT CHEESINESS IN METAL IS A FLAW.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-26 22:05:18


At 3/26/09 09:53 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: DUFF THE MAIN PROBLEM WITH YOUR ARGUMENT IS THAT YOU ASSUME THAT CHEESINESS IN METAL IS A FLAW.

No. I assume that anyone who takes himself that seriously his dumb.
Bands like GWAR are ridiculous, and they know it. In fact that's probably the point of their look.

If you want to wear fur underwears on stage, with way too much leather, shitty haircuts and a lot of oil on your sexy abs, than just fucking do it... but these guys just act like if they were the big thing.
And even if they were... I just hate people who takes themselves so seriously.

You know... people like Dave Mustaine...
This guys KNOWS that he's awesome and that's just annoying...

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-26 22:18:08


At 3/26/09 10:05 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: No. I assume that anyone who takes himself that seriously his dumb.
...Bands like GWAR are ridiculous, and they know it.... :

Gwar is just about making people laugh...they are a comedic band...they obviously dont do that for you, so dont listen...they know their just about comedy, and they take the tours, and records seriously, as any band does, but they donttake the band seriously...I mean "Balsac the Jaws of Death"? who could take that seriously.

You know... people like Dave Mustaine...
This guys KNOWS that he's awesome and that's just annoying...

Dave Mustane is NOT awesome...he got kicked out of Metallica for a good reason.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-26 22:24:00


I completely forgot to mention that I got a Solefald tee shirt and hoodie and an Ulver hoodie. They're pretty cool.

At 3/26/09 07:50 PM, AniMetal wrote: Shut up, i've never even listened to them.

ANIME + METAL = ANIMETAL, it is just a really clever name idea I had combining two things I love.

I was actually wondering if you had listened to them.

They're not very good...

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-26 22:33:18


At 3/26/09 10:18 PM, burnoutfool wrote:
Dave Mustane is NOT awesome

he is


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-26 22:34:30


At 3/26/09 10:33 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 3/26/09 10:18 PM, burnoutfool wrote:
Dave Mustane is NOT awesome
he is

there are so many better musicians then him...Chuck Schuldiner being one.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-26 22:41:43


At 3/26/09 10:33 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 3/26/09 10:18 PM, burnoutfool wrote:
Dave Mustane is NOT awesome

he is a very good musician and got kicked out of Metallica because James was not taking the fact that Dave was not letting him lead the band and be the only frontman. So they said "we kicked him out because of drug abuse"... but James is worst... so...


he is

he is very good indeed... but it's annoying to see him braging about his awesome band all the time (band that should be called MegaDave... since he's the only guy who's been in the band since the beginning... cause he kicked out all the awesome members)

He's an awesome musician... but an horrible human being.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-26 22:45:56


At 3/26/09 10:41 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: he is a very good musician and got kicked out of Metallica because James was not taking the fact that Dave was not letting him lead the band and be the only frontman. So they said "we kicked him out because of drug abuse"... but James is worst... so...

James isnt a very good guitarist, coz hes a rythem, you'd be more smart to compare him to Kirk Hammett...which he is better then, but that doesnt mean that hes good...coz Hammett is mediocre, comparing to the master that taught him (Satriani).


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-26 22:53:25


At 3/26/09 10:41 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote:
At 3/26/09 10:34 PM, burnoutfool wrote: there are so many better musicians then him...Chuck Schuldiner being one.
Agreed. And Schuldiner wasn't a dick.

Also, does anyone care that Varg is getting out of prison?

Fuck varg...good music doesnt redeem one for killing one of my favorite guitarists...I hope he rots...besides he only had one mediocre album.


Death is only the Beginning. Death is all that is real. Heliosohophism.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-26 22:54:13


At 3/26/09 10:45 PM, burnoutfool wrote:
At 3/26/09 10:41 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: he is a very good musician and got kicked out of Metallica because James was not taking the fact that Dave was not letting him lead the band and be the only frontman. So they said "we kicked him out because of drug abuse"... but James is worst... so...
James isnt a very good guitarist, coz hes a rythem, you'd be more smart to compare him to Kirk Hammett...which he is better then, but that doesnt mean that hes good...coz Hammett is mediocre, comparing to the master that taught him (Satriani).

I'm not comparing their talent. I was talking about being the leader of the band, the frontman you know. Dave and James were always fighting to get more attention and to be the leader.
Btw, as a vocalist, James can also be the frontman of the band.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-26 23:08:26


At 3/26/09 10:54 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
I'm not comparing their talent. I was talking about being the leader of the band, the frontman you know. Dave and James were always fighting to get more attention and to be the leader.
Btw, as a vocalist, James can also be the frontman of the band.

meh, either way, as frontmen they can both die.

I prefer people who are more idk...truthful and or nice to their fans...

mustane is a dick to his fans...and Hetfield is a liar, so they can die.


Death is only the Beginning. Death is all that is real. Heliosohophism.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-27 00:01:48


At 3/26/09 11:46 PM, batman64 wrote: I am so tempted to talk with Goat about banning talk about Metallica Vs. Megadeth.
Come on brothers, let it go.

I never rlly liked megadeth...and metallica was only good Pre - And Justice...so they are both mediocre imo...good starter metal bands.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-27 00:02:36


At 3/26/09 11:46 PM, batman64 wrote: I am so tempted to talk with Goat about banning talk about Metallica Vs. Megadeth.
Come on brothers, let it go.

I second this motion, with the non-existent power that I possess :P

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-27 00:08:39


At 3/27/09 12:02 AM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 3/26/09 11:46 PM, batman64 wrote: I am so tempted to talk with Goat about banning talk about Metallica Vs. Megadeth.
Come on brothers, let it go.
I second this motion, with the non-existent power that I possess :P

yew haz soem powers D:

onleh soem...


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-27 00:27:02


At 3/26/09 11:46 PM, batman64 wrote: I am so tempted to talk with Goat about banning talk about Metallica Vs. Megadeth.
Come on brothers, let it go.

there's nothing like that going on right now...

I just stated the reason why Mustaine was kicked out of Metallica.

At 3/27/09 12:01 AM, burnoutfool wrote:
At 3/26/09 11:46 PM, batman64 wrote: I am so tempted to talk with Goat about banning talk about Metallica Vs. Megadeth.
Come on brothers, let it go.
I never rlly liked megadeth...and metallica was only good Pre - And Justice...so they are both mediocre imo...good starter metal bands.

are you saying that ...And Justice For All was bad or that everything after it was bad?

Cause I think it was a very good album. And even though some people are still complainning, their newest album is kind of good.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-27 00:36:44


At 3/27/09 12:27 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: are you saying that ...And Justice For All was bad or that everything after it was bad?

Cause I think it was a very good album. And even though some people are still complainning, their newest album is kind of good.

everything after...I gues I should've said Pre-Black album ;P


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-27 00:55:26


At 3/26/09 09:39 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Ok, there is Power Metal, with dragon, magic, mages and witches... that's not cheese

So this isn't cheesy either?

You need to learn there is a difference between gay cheese and cheesy as in corny.

most have been good :P

It was pretty good, Edguy was great they played all their best songs and they put on some comedy as well.

Ecstasy Penis wasn't asgood, like musically wise but it doesn't change the fact all their songs were win.


Video Game Metal... really...

Yeah, it suits though.

I'd rather have it considered a new genre than it being shoved in with power metal.

that's still a fail :P

The band fails.

My name does not.

Also your arguments fail. :D

At 3/26/09 09:24 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Hey did you guys hear that Vital Remains were robbed of some gear? Two bass gitars were stolen along with some merch. Here more info Theres a reward for the arrest of the assholes who stole the shit.

It was Tony and Gators shit that got stolen! http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea ction=blog.view&friendID=5060206&blogID=
479296404

I'm pissed, i'm going to look on ebay, amazon, etc. to see if anyone is selling 300+ vital remains shirts.

At 3/26/09 10:41 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: Also, does anyone care that Varg is getting out of prison?

Haha I posted something about that a few pages back like three times, no one replied.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-27 01:10:04


At 3/27/09 12:55 AM, AniMetal wrote:
At 3/26/09 09:39 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Ok, there is Power Metal, with dragon, magic, mages and witches... that's not cheese
So this isn't cheesy either?

no, it's just gay.


You need to learn there is a difference between gay cheese and cheesy as in corny.

and you need to stop trying to teach lessons...
I can make the difference between these two, thanks a lot.


most have been good :P
Video Game Metal... really...
Yeah, it suits though.

No... I think that the "Pac-Man" noise that DF plays just before the solo kicks in on TTFAF is not long enough to make a pure Power Metal a kind of bastard genre that would be named Video Game Metal.


I'd rather have it considered a new genre than it being shoved in with power metal.

Em... aren't you the one who said that here was too many different classifications in Metal music?
Why make a new genre of Metal when it's obviously taking all his basis in Power Metal?

that's still a fail :P
The band fails.

yup


My name does not.

lol. Your name is ok


Also your arguments fail. :D

said the anime fan.

what are you gonna do now? Concentrate your chakra to send a power storm to kill me ?!? :O

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-27 01:15:35


At 3/27/09 01:10 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: no, it's just gay.

Exactly.

and you need to stop trying to teach lessons...

Don't tell me what I can't do.

I can make the difference between these two, thanks a lot.

Are you sure?

Em... aren't you the one who said that here was too many different classifications in Metal music?
Why make a new genre of Metal when it's obviously taking all his basis in Power Metal?

Because, VG metal will aobvious be a failure and totally gay and I don't want people to use video game metal in a argument against me next time i'm arguing about power metal being awesome.


said the anime fan.

Said the person who can't read quotation marks.


what are you gonna do now? Concentrate your chakra to send a power storm to kill me ?!? :O

Oh yes, cause I tooooooooooooooooootally like naruto.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-27 01:41:19


At 3/27/09 01:15 AM, AniMetal wrote:
At 3/27/09 01:10 AM, HeavenDuff wrote:
and you need to stop trying to teach lessons...
Don't tell me what I can't do.

Don't tell me what I can't do.

Em... aren't you the one who said that here was too many different classifications in Metal music?
Why make a new genre of Metal when it's obviously taking all his basis in Power Metal?
Because, VG metal will aobvious be a failure and totally gay and I don't want people to use video game metal in a argument against me next time i'm arguing about power metal being awesome.

So you can predict that it's going to be all gay...

And why is it that you would care about such a random argument?
"Power Metal is gay because of (name of a band)"

You just can't judge a genre just by mentionning gay bands...
end of the argument.


said the anime fan.
Said the person who can't read quotation marks.

I've already explainned that quotation marks in french are like this «»
so sometimes when I read stuff written in English I forget to check for the quotation marks.


what are you gonna do now? Concentrate your chakra to send a power storm to kill me ?!? :O
Oh yes, cause I tooooooooooooooooootally like naruto.

I'm not starting a debate over anime with you, no fuckin way :P

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-27 01:48:01


At 3/27/09 01:41 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Don't tell me what I can't do.

I own you bitch, SMELL THE GLOVE!!!!

So you can predict that it's going to be all gay...

I will probably like VG metal, but I predict most people are going to think its gay.


And why is it that you would care about such a random argument?

Because unlike you, I take pride in things I like and I don't like to lose those few arguments I get into.

"Power Metal is gay because of (name of a band)"

It already happens.

See Manowar, Hammerfall and Dragonforce.


You just can't judge a genre just by mentionning gay bands...
end of the argument.

Really? BUT PEOPLE JUDGE DEATH METAL BY USING SLIPKNOT AND AVENGED SEVENFOLD ALL THE TIME.

I've already explainned that quotation marks in french are like this «»
so sometimes when I read stuff written in English I forget to check for the quotation marks.

I know, I was just being a bitch.

Also, you're adopted.


I'm not starting a debate over anime with you, no fuckin way :P

Stop being so stereotypical about anime, if you want to judge anime watch Kaiji.

If you can watch all 26 episodes of that show and still tell me all anime sucks and is gay, I will have to beat you.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-27 02:02:32


At 3/27/09 01:48 AM, AniMetal wrote:
At 3/27/09 01:41 AM, HeavenDuff wrote:

And why is it that you would care about such a random argument?
Because unlike you, I take pride in things I like and I don't like to lose those few arguments I get into.

Your so quick to judge. I take pride in things I like. But I don't feel that I'm loosing an argument when someone tells me that metal sucks and uses Marylin Manson as the definition of metal.


"Power Metal is gay because of (name of a band)"
It already happens.

See Manowar, Hammerfall and Dragonforce.

I never said Power Metal was gay. I said I didn't like Manowar, still I'm a Power Metal fan.

There's simply no point in debating with someone if he's just going to make judgemental statement like these...

"Manowar sucks, and Manowar is Power Metal. Therefore, Power Metal sucks."

There is shitty bands in all genre of metal music... so if your going to use this shitty statement as an argument... than all genres of Metal are shit...


You just can't judge a genre just by mentionning gay bands...
end of the argument.
Really? BUT PEOPLE JUDGE DEATH METAL BY USING SLIPKNOT AND AVENGED SEVENFOLD ALL THE TIME.

If someone does... he's just a moron when it comes to discussing arts...
And it's not cause some morons do use this as an "argument" (which really isn't an argument since it's not based on any fact and it's also just a false statement)

I'm not starting a debate over anime with you, no fuckin way :P
Stop being so stereotypical about anime, if you want to judge anime watch Kaiji.

If you can watch all 26 episodes of that show and still tell me all anime sucks and is gay, I will have to beat you.

I really didn't say anything against Anime
and I'm not starting a debate over anime with you :)

Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-27 02:05:02


At 3/27/09 02:02 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: I never said Power Metal was gay.

I never said you did.

I said that people say power metal is gay because of those bands.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-03-27 02:09:55


Speaking of genres that should've never been created and should be wiped off the face of the earth because of the depression it casts upon decent metal listeners like members of this fine establishment, Cuntscrape. Pornogrind. Nuff said.