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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-25 23:28:31


At 2/25/09 11:17 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:

Holy
Fucking
Shit.

Please stay.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-25 23:45:48


At 2/25/09 11:28 PM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: Please stay.

And with that, POW hes gone!


Make war, not love.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-26 00:30:44


At 2/25/09 10:58 PM, OverCynicalBlasphemy wrote: People who blast their music on their MP3 players are attention whores

I like to blast mine on the bus, but only because it's filled with pre-pubescent kiddies raving about stupid shit. And it beats the roar of the engine too ;D

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Going to Soundwave tomorrow, yeah kinda lame I know...
But it's more of a social things, myself and a tonne of friends are going for Lamb of God, In Flames, DevilDriver, Bloodhound Gang and Lacuna Coil.

As poor as the set list is it will be a fun day.


This signature makes use of various clichés and/or 'emotional' lyrics/quotes, hopefully it makes me appear deep.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-26 01:38:59


At 2/26/09 12:30 AM, Oppugnant wrote: Going to Soundwave tomorrow, yeah kinda lame I know...

Im kicking myself because i didn't go, i would have gone to see Lamb Of God and In Flames Lacuna Coil and Nine Inch Nails. Plus, its probably the only live show i would be seeing in a good while now that uni has started...

Then again, my lack of interest anyway is enough to show how much i didn't care for going, i didn't even bother looking at ticket prices, nor did i realize its only down the road from where i work/watch drag races/go go-karting/drive through to go to uni.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-26 02:24:49


At 2/25/09 07:18 PM, OverCynicalBlasphemy wrote:
Double post, cause I can.

I don't care if it means a new Primordial or Eluveitie album.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-26 07:24:48


At 2/25/09 11:07 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: Also, she would've been more attractive if she didn't have eyeshadow going out in a half-inch radius around her eyes.

And wasn't wearing tops, yeah!?


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-26 08:40:40


At 2/25/09 05:39 PM, SwampLord9 wrote: I'd like to get into Arjen Lucassen's opera, however I'm clueless as to where to start. Ideas?

get the Human equation, dont even stop to think! you better have it by now or so help god! :P oh and the universal migrator is a good'un :)


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-26 09:36:09


At 2/26/09 07:24 AM, Nev wrote: And wasn't wearing tops, yeah!?

and was gobbing my knob but i guess we can't have everything, can we?

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-26 11:19:52


Heh yeah, I wont go. I am still interested to see when Tyr and Alestorm are playing though :3

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-26 11:26:26


At 2/26/09 11:19 AM, sirtom93 wrote: Heh yeah, I wont go.

Form your opinions instead of listening to people scared of going in pits.
Idio said they were good, I'd take his word over many.

And the whole doing what you want thing. Why let other people make decisions for you? If you like Cannibal Coprse and like them enough to think 'Hey, might as well go see them live', then go.

Peoples opinions in here about how good they are live might not be accurate.
Maybe it was a shit venue (I know people who aren't going to see Gojira because the venue they're playing is awful... and Gojira are fucking amazing live), a bad night for the band in terms of performance or technology. Maybe the soundman was having a bad night.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-26 11:29:11


Well CC were one of the mildly more well known bands playing round here, I don't like their music too much I just wanted an opinion on how they were live.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-26 12:44:19


Aaahh MA, you're full of fags.

"... that nu metal band Meshuggah..."

And pretencious twats who give Rectory of the Bizarre Reverend 1% because it doesn't have the 'soul' of Doom.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-26 14:55:14


Based on the song 'Freya', The Sword actually aren't that good at all.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-26 15:42:56


At 2/26/09 02:55 PM, Nev wrote: Based on the song 'Freya', The Sword actually aren't that good at all.

Sir, I wholeheartedly disagree. Well, they're definitely not the best stoner/doom band out there, but they're not the worst either. I like most of their riffs and the vocals are pretty cool. Sure he sounds like Ozzy, but so does the guy from sHEAVY (and Fireball Ministry).


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-26 15:50:01


At 2/26/09 08:40 AM, Charon wrote: get the Human equation, dont even stop to think! you better have it by now or so help god! :P oh and the universal migrator is a good'un :)

Haha. Aight. I'll see when I can get it. I'll try to get 01011001 or Into the Electric Castle, as well. Good choice or naw?


In Soviet Russia, n00b pwns j00!

lol owned

Hey guys. Remember this?

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-26 16:34:53


MA are rather pedantic, although with some of the bands they have submitted they seem to rather contradict there own measure of what is metal. They have this yet not this.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-26 16:54:59


At 2/26/09 04:34 PM, sirtom93 wrote: MA are rather pedantic, although with some of the bands they have submitted they seem to rather contradict there own measure of what is metal. They have this yet not this.

Not to Mention Bring Me the Horizon.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-26 17:00:17


At 2/26/09 04:54 PM, Nev wrote:
At 2/26/09 04:34 PM, sirtom93 wrote: MA are rather pedantic, although with some of the bands they have submitted they seem to rather contradict there own measure of what is metal. They have this yet not this.
Not to Mention Bring Me the Horizon.

August burns red and Elysia are far more deserving than BMTH.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-26 17:06:46


So I'll post my rough draft here when im due to type it.


Enter Thy Metal Hell

www.infowars.com Because There Is A War On For Your Mind.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-26 17:23:49


ANYONE THAT DARES TO TELL ME THAT "Kick the Chair" FROM MEGADETH IS A BAD SONG, WILL DIE IN MY HANDS!!!!!!!!!!

Also, I like "The system has Failed" too

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-26 17:37:00


I have decided to make a list of my favorite Death Metal (and it's subgenres) bands.
According to my tastes, I'd like other death metal bands to give me a few suggestions.

And if I'm missing some other sub-genres just let me know (I'm not talking about sub-genres like Blackened Folk Technical Death Metal, ok? :P)

Brutal Death Metal :

Cannibal Corpse
Kronos
Benighted
Cryptopsy
Krisiun
Down From The Wound

Technical Death Metal :

Blotted Science
Decapitated
Necrophagist

Death Metal :

Darkane
Gojira
Quo Vadis
One Man Army And The Undead Quartet
Ebony Tears
Mord'A'Stigmata
Behemoth

Melodic Death Metal :

Kalmah
Profugus Mortis
Norther
Wintersun
Arch Enemy
Nightrage
Falchion
Children Of Bodom
Dark Tranquillity
Ensiferum
Scar Symmetry
Threat Signal

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-26 17:47:59


At 2/26/09 05:37 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Cannibal Corpse

So not Brutal Death.

Cryptopsy

Are Technical.

And you forgot Prog.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-26 17:56:56


At 2/26/09 05:47 PM, Nev wrote:
At 2/26/09 05:37 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Cannibal Corpse
So not Brutal Death.

Cryptopsy
Are Technical.

And you forgot Prog.

Ok man... whatever mister obvious...

why is it that everything as to be so complicated

Some people in here classify CC as Brutal Death, and others as Death Metal. I wasn't sure so I said Brutal Death.
And Tech Death is similar to Prog Death.

I was asking for suggestions... not for lessons.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-26 18:46:08


At 2/26/09 12:44 PM, Nev wrote: And pretencious twats who give Rectory of the Bizarre Reverend 1% because it doesn't have the 'soul' of Doom.

Ugh, I saw that review ages ago and I puked in my mouth.

At 2/26/09 02:55 PM, Nev wrote: Based on the song 'Freya', The Sword actually aren't that good at all.

False.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-26 18:50:10


At 2/26/09 05:06 PM, smeagol1 wrote: So I'll post my rough draft here when im due to type it.

I pray to an interdimentional space being that you spare us all the horror that will be your paper and do not post it here.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-26 18:50:24


At 2/26/09 05:56 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Some people in here classify CC as Brutal Death, and others as Death Metal. I wasn't sure so I said Brutal Death.

You're the only person I've seen do that.
Maybe you were reading your own posts?

And Tech Death is similar to Prog Death.

Not really, Gojira and Opeth aren't all that technical, but the Prog elements stick out like an erect penis in very flexible trousers.

I was asking for suggestions... not for lessons.

You also said this 'And if I'm missing some other sub-genres just let me know'.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-26 19:01:46


At 2/26/09 06:50 PM, Nev wrote:
At 2/26/09 05:56 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Some people in here classify CC as Brutal Death, and others as Death Metal. I wasn't sure so I said Brutal Death.
You're the only person I've seen do that.
Maybe you were reading your own posts?

No one said "CC is Brutal Death", but I've heard people say, "Cannibal Corpse is Brutal" and Ponos say "Cannibal Corpse is Brutal as ever" or something like that.

I am not saying that whenever a Death Metal band is described as being brutal, that it makes it automaticaly Brutal Death Metal, but I thought that they just had the sound of brutal death, on some of their songs at least.


And Tech Death is similar to Prog Death.
Not really, Gojira and Opeth aren't all that technical, but the Prog elements stick out like an erect penis in very flexible trousers.

Even if you can find exception, normally tech death bands uses a lot of prog elements. I'm not saying Prog Death = Tech Death, but a lot of tech death is prog.
I do get your point though. Theres a difference between both genre.


I was asking for suggestions... not for lessons.
You also said this 'And if I'm missing some other sub-genres just let me know'.

ok fine, suggestions now?

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-26 19:13:27


At 2/26/09 07:01 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: No one said "CC is Brutal Death", but I've heard people say, "Cannibal Corpse is Brutal" and Ponos say "Cannibal Corpse is Brutal as ever" or something like that.

Brutal is just a word thats thrown around, like 'epic'.

Even if you can find exception, normally tech death bands uses a lot of prog elements. I'm not saying Prog Death = Tech Death, but a lot of tech death is prog.

Tech is basically 'This is hard to play'
Prog is much more elaborate and not recognising it as a seperate genre is coo-coo.

ok fine, suggestions now?

You didn't mention Hypocrisy, which is a disgrace to mankind.
Demilich
Sleep Terror
Gonin-Ish
Cynic
Death! (Another disgrace).
Opeth... but I'll assume you're just not a fan, seeing how well known they are.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-26 19:20:11


At 2/26/09 07:13 PM, Nev wrote: You didn't mention Hypocrisy, which is a disgrace to mankind.
Demilich
Sleep Terror
Gonin-Ish
Cynic
Death! (Another disgrace).
Opeth... but I'll assume you're just not a fan, seeing how well known they are.

also Atheist.

Response to Metal Hell 2009-02-26 19:27:32


At 2/26/09 07:19 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: Neither do I, but Barnes was still more hardcore than Corpsegrinder.

And Corpsegrinder is a WoW playing fag.
I've never even listened to his music (unless I have).


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