At 12/24/08 04:16 AM, PenisClown wrote:

At 12/24/08 01:48 AM, KLOWNglock wrote: Also, jumping on the bandwagon:

1. Short hair+corpse paint = doesn't work.

Sad but true

2. That cross is not inverted :(

not really a cross, but more like an egyptian thing...

And work on the corpse paint too, corpse paint needs effort! Not some lines through your eyes. Spikes look awesome. Example of awesome corpse paint:

Just read some stuff about corpse paint. Some people say that the first person to use corpse paint in black metal was Dead, from Mayhem, and that he was using corpse paint to look like a dead body.
That guy was completely fucked up..

There's something about this photo that's just making me laugh each and everytime

Oh my fucking god. Are you serious?

If I would have known I was getting into a thing where people painted their faces like clowns and wore "Armor spikes" I would have never gotten into metal. Jesus.

At 12/24/08 05:03 AM, Rokuro wrote: Oh my fucking god. Are you serious?

If I would have known I was getting into a thing where people painted their faces like clowns and wore "Armor spikes" I would have never gotten into metal. Jesus.

Well i bet you didn't know you were getting into people dressing up in armor and slaying dragons and fighting with fairies to please the gods and fight alongside your brothers in some mythical land did you now?

jk i <3 power metal

It's just so fucking silly. I mean really, guys. Who came up with painting your face to look rly evil? You just look like a deranged clown, not some demon, or whatever. And when you cover yourself in spikes, you just look like a douchebag.

Let's be honest here.

At 12/24/08 05:14 AM, Rokuro wrote: Let's be honest here.

I agree with the spikes. They're just fucking stupid. I mean sure, i can run around with my nail bag and accidentally spill em all out and fall on them, but i don't look any more evil or metal.

At 12/24/08 05:20 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:

At 12/24/08 05:14 AM, Rokuro wrote: Let's be honest here.

I agree with the spikes. They're just fucking stupid. I mean sure, i can run around with my nail bag and accidentally spill em all out and fall on them, but i don't look any more evil or metal.

And, what the fuck are you gonna do at shows? You are not going to run into people with those fucking things sticking out of your body. Have fun just standing there. Or, if you actually do make contact with other people, you're just making everyone else watch where the fuck you're going, because they don't want to get hit with spikes. You ruin other people's time.

Fuck.

On a lighter note:

At 12/24/08 05:20 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:

At 12/24/08 05:14 AM, Rokuro wrote: Let's be honest here.

I agree with the spikes. They're just fucking stupid. I mean sure, i can run around with my nail bag and accidentally spill em all out and fall on them, but i don't look any more evil or metal.

Meh, don't know... corpse paint looks gay most of the time, but some guys... just have it
and for the spikes, I think it's alright...
It's not too look more evil or more metal, I see it as a more theatral (if that's a word in the weird language you guys speak that is called english) way to do metal.
Just like GWAR members are wearing costumes, just like Ronnie James Dio is wearing armors and swinning swords around, these guys are just wearing costumes...

Gorgoroth ftw !
Also...
Go Frodo! Go!

At 12/24/08 05:03 AM, Rokuro wrote: If I would have known I was getting into a thing where people painted their faces like clowns and wore "Armor spikes" I would have never gotten into metal. Jesus.

A small portion of guys who take things (arguably) too serious would have completely turned you off of metal? Jesus christ.

At 12/24/08 04:00 AM, PenisClown wrote: And jesus, I would've thought someone would've said what I was licking.

I recognise it and it's killing me inside not knowing!
I know it's either a Doom/Folk or Black Metal band... In fact I'm pretty sure I have that album in my playlist somewhere.

God, just tell us.

At 12/24/08 05:33 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Gorgoroth ftw !

Unfortunately the albums Destroyer, Incipit Satan and Twilight of the Idols suck arse.

Yep. I don't like Incipit Satan.

And corpse paint looks evil. Guys playing music wearing corpse paint look awesome. And spikes? They're awesome. Granted you're up on stage playing guitar. If you're a mosher, well, you should take them off. Actually, you should'nt dress up at concerts. Dressing up is for the band. When Gorgoroth do it, it looks awesome. Their stage show looks sick as.

That Infernus picture up there proves that spikes look awesome.

At 12/24/08 05:45 AM, Oppugnant wrote: I recognise it and it's killing me inside not knowing!

Well I'm dreadfully sorry about that.

God, just tell us.

Nope. I want to see Nev tell me. I also want to find out if he has a version on CD like me or if he download it. Because if he downloaded it he's going to be jeaaaaaaalouuuuuuuuuus.

Also, to all who said Varg was a nazi with fucked up views:

"The reason I have been drawn to and occasionally have expressed support for "nazism" is mainly because many of the Norwegian (and German) "nazis" embraced our Pagan religion as our blood-religion and they rejected Judeo-Christianity as Jewish heresy - and they were the first to do so in a long, long time!"

"What makes me different from the "nazis" are basically three things; unlike them I am not socialistic (not even on a national level), I am not materialistic and I believe in (the ancient Scandinavian!) democracy."

"So, since I am not a "nazi" I began to use another term, in the late 90ies. I did it not just to avoid confusion, but also to find a term more suitable and accurate than the other terms I had used. This new term was odalism. This term replaces everything positive about all the other -isms I have ever used, and in it lies Paganism, traditional nationalism, racialism and environmentalism, and odalism isn't a term tainted by history."

What is racialism? It sounds racist.

At 12/24/08 04:42 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Maybe... but still, I don't think that every black metaller like Bathory...

Yes. They fucking did.

Because he was pretty much playing black metal in 1986. Heck, he pretty much invented symphonic black metal in that song. No praise should be to Emperor at all.

I've never listened to Venom, but for someone to be singing like he did in 1986, he must've invented the black metal rasp.

Hahaha. I said heck.

At 12/23/08 12:50 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: I really can't say that any of their albums are bad.

That's good to hear. I now know to get all their albums so far. :)

and the MA people are closed minded.

That's what I thought about MA. I really don't like most of the users on there.

At 12/24/08 04:00 AM, PenisClown wrote: And jesus, I would've thought someone would've said what I was licking.

Maybe you should have waited until Nev came back. :P

At 12/24/08 05:27 AM, Rokuro wrote: On a lighter note:

This is still hilarious.

what is the faggotry of cam whoring and i was not invited!!!

This is charon by the way im not on my main desktop atm and due to failure i dont know my password for my account or my email account which it would send my info to :|

anywho bands that i have been recommended are diablo swing orchestra which are really amazing and remind me of unexpect and im still listening to far tooo much type o negative because i am obviously a gay

also i turned 21 on monday and i got the laptop im currently posting on an Asus eee 901 :D tis fucking awesome :D look it up when you get the chance

Charon out

My pic still reigns supreme like Iron Cheif cuisine.

At 12/24/08 07:16 AM, Bahamut wrote: Maybe you should have waited until Nev came back. :P

I thought you guys would recognize it too. It's a very good album.

This is still hilarious.

It's hilarious because you know all the words. It works so well. Funniest pic evar maybe?

At 12/24/08 04:35 AM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote: Bald or nearly bald with corpse paint isn't bad sometimes

?????

Tolkien is a huge inspiration on many black metal bands. band in my sig... Flying Nazgul. Pretty sure Burzum used to be called Uruk-Hai aswell.

Also, you were licking Oracle by Sunn O)) and Boris right, Penis?

I know I'm a little late on this, but no one's mentioned it.

Also, cocks.

Also, you were licking Oracle by Sunn O)) and Boris right, Penis?

I know I'm a little late on this, but no one's mentioned it.

Also, cocks.

At 12/24/08 01:48 AM, KLOWNglock wrote:
Also, jumping on the bandwagon:

DJÖFULL ERTU ASNALEGUR !!!!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA

lol oops

Anyway, I'll post a pic myself in a sec, After I take one :'D

Anyway, I'll post a pic myself in a sec, After I take one :'D

I have seen many a picture of you. You are pleasing to the eye.

At 12/24/08 09:10 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Also, you were licking Oracle by Sunn O)) and Boris right, Penis?

I know I'm a little late on this, but no one's mentioned it.

I believe the correct title is Altar, but yes, Sunn 0))) & Boris it is. Too bad Nev.

At 12/24/08 09:33 AM, sirtom93 wrote: You are pleasing to the eye.

=O=O=O=O AND IM NOT?????

At 12/23/08 04:54 PM, Metal-Command wrote:

At 12/23/08 04:50 PM, smeagol1 wrote: And now for a new pic of Sméagol.

fuuuuuuck you have snow. How is it not fucking snowing here? I live in Norway for fucks sake.

Lol it snowed so much the other day, that I went to a friend's house and we were there just chillin', then it snowed so much, the snow was taller than the door, and the winds was mad strong, so I had to stay over because I couldn't get home, we got out the next morning by jumping out the window on the second floor.

Jay, you look like that faggot from Wednesday 13. What's his name, Joey something or other.

At 12/24/08 11:48 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Jay, you look like that faggot from Wednesday 13. What's his name, Joey something or other.

ah you mean joey penisbox ( i dont know what wednesday 13 is..) (sorry for attempting humor)

At 12/24/08 08:49 AM, sirtom93 wrote: Tolkien is a huge inspiration on many black metal bands. band in my sig... Flying Nazgul. Pretty sure Burzum used to be called Uruk-Hai aswell.

yeh.. kinda... it was more like a garage band that he played in.. sorta... there is quite a cool raw black metal band called uruk hai (link if anyone is interested)

At 12/24/08 10:09 AM, PenisClown wrote: =O=O=O=O AND IM NOT?????

no

;D

I wanna make a porno in corpse paint a necrophilla based film. CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE!!!!

Me doing one of those crazy Immortal poses. :)

At 12/24/08 01:38 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Me doing one of those crazy Immortal poses. :)

You look like you're surfing.

But on snow.

Also, on the subject of corpse paint and spikes being totalay ghey, I have this to say:

I think corpse paint can make someone look more intimidating if they already have a somewhat threatening look about them.

Same goes for spikes.

But to all the fairies out there, don't bother.

Who is ready to celebrate an approximate birth of Jesus. Also, I would apply corpse paint but I only own acrylic paint and the last time I did it it stayed on for about 3 days of school.

If your bald corpse paint works only if your fucking grim and trool to the black metal cause!!!

Ugh.

I listened to Shogun by Trivium out of curiosity after Bahamut said it sucked a pair of hairy ones.

Not only was he right, but the plagarism has continued.

Shogun's main riff=Bad Seed's main riff

Except Bad Seed happens to be a shit blues rock song from ReLoad.

At 12/24/08 02:26 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Except Bad Seed happens to be a shit blues rock song from ReLoad.

That sucks dude. That reminds me of the song The Beast and the Harlot by Avenged Sevenfold. Not only does the song suck, but the beginning riff sounds like a dimestore ripoff of Bark at the Moon.