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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-04 08:17:55


At 8/4/08 07:54 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: *sharpens knives*
TRIVIUM ARE RIFF STEALERS
NO SOLOS
TOO MUCH BLUES ROCK

Spot on good sir! Here's an e- cookie for outstanding work.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-04 09:59:56


At 8/4/08 08:17 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:
At 8/4/08 07:54 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: *sharpens knives*
TRIVIUM ARE RIFF STEALERS
NO SOLOS
TOO MUCH BLUES ROCK
Spot on good sir! Here's an e- cookie for outstanding work.

What about 'bad song names'?


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-04 16:43:06


At 8/4/08 06:21 AM, Bahamut wrote: At 8/3/08 01:08 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Gabriel, why do you refuse to speak proper English?
Because he's a fucking moron.

I'm not a moron. If you want me speking proper english, no problem I will do it.
By the way, got some reallly cool metal bands T-Shirts.
1- A Iron Maiden (lol, that name sucks) t-shirt, black color.
2- A Metallica t-shirt that accidentaly I ripped the bottom.
3- A Behemoth t-shirt that says "Behemoth Rocks"


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-04 17:04:14


At 8/4/08 04:43 PM, Gabriel234 wrote: I'm not a moron. If you want me speking proper english, no problem I will do it.

...What the hell just happened?


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-04 17:31:49


At 8/4/08 05:04 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 8/4/08 04:43 PM, Gabriel234 wrote: I'm not a moron. If you want me speking proper english, no problem I will do it.
...What the hell just happened?

A massive Paradox, A.K.A. The end of the world and all things as we know it.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-04 17:45:54


At 8/4/08 05:31 PM, Blackdoom13 wrote:
At 8/4/08 05:04 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 8/4/08 04:43 PM, Gabriel234 wrote: I'm not a moron. If you want me speaking proper english, no problem I will do it.
...What the hell just happened?
A massive Paradox, A.K.A. The end of the world and all things as we know it.

What is a paradox?
And what means A.K.A.?
Come on, don't mind that


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-04 18:06:27


At 8/4/08 05:45 PM, Gabriel234 wrote: What is a paradox?
And what means A.K.A.?
Come on, don't mind that

Good Lord, we need a dictionary in the house.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-04 19:07:45


At 8/4/08 06:06 PM, IrishGun wrote:
At 8/4/08 05:45 PM, Gabriel234 wrote: What is a paradox?
And what means A.K.A.?
Come on, don't mind that
Good Lord, we need a dictionary in the house.

par·a·dox
-noun
1. a statement or proposition that seems self-contradictory or absurd but in reality expresses a possible truth.
2. a self-contradictory and false proposition.
3. any person, thing, or situation exhibiting an apparently contradictory nature.
4. an opinion or statement contrary to commonly accepted opinion.

a.k.a.
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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-04 19:33:15


At 8/4/08 04:43 PM, Gabriel234 wrote: I'm not a moron. If you want me speking proper english, no problem I will do it.

speking.

Iron Maiden (lol, that name sucks)

fuck you

Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-04 19:53:24


At 8/4/08 04:43 PM, Gabriel234 wrote: I'm not a moron. If you want me speking proper english, no problem I will do it.

Start whenever you're ready :).

Seriously, I second Oppugnant.

1- A Iron Maiden (lol, that name sucks) t-shirt, black color.

I like the name because if you search for Iron Maiden is wikipedia you get a snazzy torture device :).
Turns out you don't any more :(. But I swear you used to.

3- A Behemoth t-shirt that says "Behemoth Rocks"

I find that difficult to believe. Unless you mean Aerosmith and you got it from some tacky market.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-04 20:20:15


At 8/4/08 07:53 PM, Nev wrote:
I like the name because if you search for Iron Maiden is wikipedia you get a snazzy torture device :).
Turns out you don't any more :(. But I swear you used to.

of course, that's where they got the name from.
never really liked iron maiden as a torture device. Things like a pyramid or a pear are much better, imo.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-04 20:27:39


At 8/4/08 08:20 PM, davaca wrote: of course, that's where they got the name from.
never really liked iron maiden as a torture device. Things like a pyramid or a pear are much better, imo.

It'd be terrifying though.
The thing itself looks weird, it's scary looking at it. Then you've got the darkness inside the thing mixed with being stabbed.
It'd make me be a good boy if it was employed nowadays :).

Not that I'm not a good boy anyway.

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-05 05:38:09


Torture by mosquitoes.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-05 05:48:40


At 8/4/08 06:37 AM, Oppugnant wrote:
At 8/4/08 06:21 AM, Bahamut wrote: Because he's a fucking moron.
Seriously, can't someone just kick him?
He contributes nothing and just makes everyone angry with his stupidity.

I just think he makes this place look like a shithole. However, if he's gonna be much less of a retard now, I wouldn't mind him staying.

At 8/4/08 07:16 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: Oh and if it hasn't been mentioned in here already, new Metallica comes out 12th September.

Heh, my NG account's birthday. :)

At 8/4/08 04:43 PM, Gabriel234 wrote: I'm not a moron. If you want me speking proper english, no problem I will do it.

And your reason for not speaking proper English in the first place is...?

By the way, got some reallly cool metal bands T-Shirts.
1- A Iron Maiden (lol, that name sucks)

WHAT?!?!

At 8/4/08 07:53 PM, Nev wrote:
At 8/4/08 04:43 PM, Gabriel234 wrote: 1- A Iron Maiden (lol, that name sucks) t-shirt, black color.
I like the name...

That I find surprising. But yes, I know Iron Maiden is the name of an old torture device.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-05 09:29:57


Any of you guys planning to go to wacken 2009? then hurry up once the regular tickets are available, because the xmass tickets have already sold out, in one (1!) day.

Shit, this is getting big.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-05 13:02:55


Yeah i was wanting to join the hell, my favorite bands are Pantera, Kataklysm, Behemoth, Celtic Frost, Opeth, Nile, Arch Enemy, Dark Tranquillity, Cannable Corpse,Meshuggah And i also like some old school stuff like Megadeth, Ozzy and Iron Maiden...

Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-05 14:43:21


At 8/5/08 01:02 PM, dethstar88 wrote: Yeah i was wanting to join the hell, my favorite bands are Pantera, Kataklysm, Behemoth, Celtic Frost, Opeth, Nile, Arch Enemy, Dark Tranquillity, Cannable Corpse,Meshuggah And i also like some old school stuff like Megadeth, Ozzy and Iron Maiden...

Excellent!!! Just wait for a horsemen (clubs moderaters) to add you here.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-05 14:55:35


At 8/4/08 07:53 PM, Nev wrote:
At 8/4/08 04:43 PM, Gabriel234 wrote: I'm not a moron. If you want me speking proper english, no problem I will do it.
Start whenever you're ready :).

Seriously, I second Oppugnant.

1- A Iron Maiden (lol, that name sucks) t-shirt, black color.
I like the name because if you search for Iron Maiden is wikipedia you get a snazzy torture device :).
Turns out you don't any more :(. But I swear you used to.

:LOL, Iron Maiden is a tomb with spikes.

3- A Behemoth t-shirt that says "Behemoth Rocks"
I find that difficult to believe. Unless you mean Aerosmith and you got it from some tacky market.

Yes, I got that one from a tacky market.
By the way, I'm going to practice with my own little metal band.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-05 15:00:59


LOL, we're getting close to 1600 pages.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-05 15:09:49


At 8/5/08 03:00 PM, Gabriel234 wrote: LOL, we're getting close to 1600 pages.

how is this important

Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-05 15:13:10


At 8/4/08 07:07 PM, DeIirium wrote:
At 8/4/08 06:06 PM, IrishGun wrote:
At 8/4/08 05:45 PM, Gabriel234 wrote: What is a paradox?
And what means A.K.A.?
Come on, don't mind that
Good Lord, we need a dictionary in the house.
text limitations are ass

What would we do without you, DeIirium?

At 8/5/08 03:00 PM, Gabriel234 wrote: LOL, we're getting close to 1600 pages.

Yeah...I think we have that in our heads by now.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-05 16:07:52


At 8/5/08 02:55 PM, Gabriel234 wrote: By the way, I'm going to practice with my own little metal band.

Speaking of which... do any midget Metal band exist?

Might be a nice gimmick.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-05 16:28:46


At 7/31/08 01:11 PM, Nev wrote: I recommend Imogen Heap and Battles :).

Battles is awesome.

At 7/31/08 03:32 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: And I guess this discussion of a completely irrelevant genre comes at a good time, because it seems we're all now talking about what else we like besides metal. Here goes:

I like a lot of prog rock, both classic and modern.. And I like a little bit of non-prog classic rock. I also like some jazz, folk, classical, darkwave, ambient, industrial, electronic, a tad bit of shoegaze, and uh... I don't know what else. I don't know what to call some of the stuff I listen to.

At 7/31/08 01:11 PM, Nev wrote: Battles :).
And if you're gonna listen to Battles, why not listen to Don Caballero as well?

oh yes

At 8/2/08 03:45 AM, PenisClown wrote: Your folk metal is shit as fuck. It's too metal. I hate Cruachan and that other one...

I like Cruachan. I think Waylander and Mael Mordha are good, too. I think Primordial is my current favorite Celtic folk metal band, though, yet I don't have any of their albums.

At 8/2/08 02:58 PM, PenisClown wrote: Yeah. The best folk metal is 80% folk, 20% black.

Well, I like hearing metal in my metal. I must be crazy.

I didn't realize you love Otyg so much. I have a couple of their albums, but I don't recall much. They don't seem very memorable to me, but I recall enjoying them (I wouldn't have any of their CDs if I didn't). I much prefer Vintersorg's own project.

At 8/3/08 05:17 AM, skullz13 wrote: Just checking to see if i got in or not.

I can't remember if you were let in, but I looked at your list in your posts. You're in (if you weren't already before).

At 8/3/08 09:02 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: I have never listened to Opeth.

I think Opeth is pretty good. I don't plan on getting their albums, though. At least I don't plan to anytime soon. I'm fine with just listening to a few tracks online once in a while.

At 8/3/08 09:30 PM, smeagol1 wrote: So Im rateing a noob-metal heads fav bands any advise?

1: Amon Amarth

meh

2: Chimaira

never listened

3: In Flames

nah

4: Slayer

meh

5: Symphony X

awesome

6: Arch Enemy

never listened (at least not as far as I recall)

7: Disturbed

blech

8: Trivium

never listened for more than 30 seconds

9: Machine Head

blech

10: Dissection

pretty good, at least what I've heard

At 8/5/08 01:02 PM, dethstar88 wrote: Yeah i was wanting to join the hell

You're in.

urine? what?

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-05 16:34:04


Is Opera metal a real genre?


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-05 16:35:05


At 8/5/08 04:34 PM, AniMetal wrote: Is Opera metal a real genre?

no


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-05 16:37:32


At 8/5/08 04:34 PM, AniMetal wrote: Is Opera metal a real genre?

Opera Metal is nothing but a fancy name for really, really pretentious Symphonic Metal.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-05 16:39:58


At 8/5/08 04:28 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Battles is awesome.

I've never heard a band perform instrumental music as interesting and engaging as Battles.
I could listen to Mirrored all day long and not be bored.

I don't know what to call some of the stuff I listen to.

Avant-Garde?


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-05 17:05:25


At 8/5/08 04:39 PM, Nev wrote:
At 8/5/08 04:28 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Battles is awesome.
I've never heard a band perform instrumental music as interesting and engaging as Battles.
I could listen to Mirrored all day long and not be bored.

fuck dammit, listen to Don Caballero!

on a related note, I heard "Atlas" (by Battles) on college radio recently and that was really cool.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-05 17:16:43


At 8/5/08 05:05 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: fuck dammit, listen to Don Caballero!

Can't.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-05 17:38:24


At 8/5/08 04:34 PM, AniMetal wrote: Is Opera metal a real genre?

Opera+Metal= Enjoy.


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