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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-03 06:44:07


I gotta tell you guys. Skateboarding while listening to Agalloch's Ashes Against the Grain turned up hell loud on big fucking speakers is really liberating.

Parts of Abigail are boring and lame. Melissa has better riffs, better production, better vocals, and the lyrics kick arse. Melissa is better in every way, and Don't Break the Oath was horrible.

The Trivium song is lame and shit the whole way through. They stole a Metallica vocal part too. Some song from Justice. And the middle/end part sounds like something that MCR would do.

And what's up with the album cover? It looks like the grim reaper in a skirt, with the legs of a white horse, and big fucking horns, cutting off the head of a ghost. How the fuck do you cut off the head of a ghost? WTF? It's shit.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-03 09:03:19


At 8/2/08 12:39 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 8/2/08 09:12 AM, Bahamut wrote:
At 8/2/08 03:45 AM, PenisClown wrote: Your folk metal is shit as fuck. It's too metal.
TOO Metal?! lol.
I think what he means is that there's too much Metal, not enough Folk.

I guess the lack of folk is understandable, but complaining about it being too metal is hilarious.

At 8/2/08 02:58 PM, PenisClown wrote: Shit they've got some pretty good reviews on MA. I better actually check them out.

LOL!

At 8/2/08 06:52 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Im fucking addicted to King Diamond now!

You know, I always get King Diamond and Diamond Head mixed up. :S

At 8/3/08 05:21 AM, Oppugnant wrote: Kirsute Gomen - Trivium

After vocals kick in, it goes down hill. Fast.

I wasn't expecting anything good here and I'm right.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-03 10:53:29


Everybody stop talking about how badly the new Trivium track sucks and give me your attention.

Listen to Divinefire.

That is all.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-03 10:56:42


Hey i posted here a few days ago and i was just wondering if i got in.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-03 11:05:35


At 8/3/08 10:56 AM, skullz13 wrote: Hey i posted here a few days ago and i was just wondering if i got in.

I think you did.
At least I read your Initial Post, Definitely good Enough.

Also, Fuck Divinefire, damn Jesusfreak propaganda.
Listen to Origin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIMW0aHN0 ks


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-03 11:13:10


At 8/3/08 11:05 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Also, Fuck Divinefire, damn Jesusfreak propaganda.

I don't listen to them for that reason.

I listen to them because they're Progressive Power Metal w/ Harsh Vocals.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-03 12:24:00


At 7/31/08 10:01 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote: YOU'VE BEEN SENDING DEATH THREATS TO MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS FOR OVER 3 MONTHS, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. I THINK I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF!

DO NOT SPAM HERE U ARSE-FACEY I HATE U U FUCKIN SPAMMER LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!
GO DIE IN A FIRE!!!!


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-03 12:37:17


Hello!!!
Got 3 metal question for u:
1-Do u think that the metal of here NG is great, good, regular, poop, or piece of CRAP?
2-Metal concerts coming soon?
3-Does Ozzy Osbourne will make a new album this year?


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-03 13:08:04


Gabriel, why do you refuse to speak proper English?


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-03 13:08:27


At 8/3/08 12:24 PM, Gabriel234 wrote: DO NOT SPAM HERE U ARSE-FACEY I HATE U U FUCKIN SPAMMER LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!
GO DIE IN A FIRE!!!!

Either you're an alt of a bored regular, or really fucking stupid. probably both.

1-Do u think that the metal of here NG is great, good, regular, poop, or piece of CRAP?

never bothered to listen to it.

2-Metal concerts coming soon?

going to dutch doom days in september. I miss a fest with metallica, volbeat, neurosis and others because I got exams, so that's the first in line.
although, since they kicked of warning, I'm starting to doubt if I really should go, it's rather far away.

3-Does Ozzy Osbourne will make a new album this year?

probably not. but if he does, it's probably crap anyway.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-03 15:08:57


At 8/3/08 01:08 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Gabriel, why do you refuse to speak proper English?

I'm guessing English isn't his first teanga.

He could quite possibly need a teangaire.

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-03 15:09:47


At 8/3/08 06:44 AM, PenisClown wrote: Parts of Abigail are boring and lame. Melissa has better riffs, better production, better vocals, and the lyrics kick arse. Melissa is better in every way, and Don't Break the Oath was horrible.

I guess this is all a matter of preference but I seem to think the complete opposite aside from maybe the fact that Melissa has better production and Don't Break the Oath is classic fool, you're trippin.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-03 15:24:59


At 8/3/08 01:41 AM, PenisClown wrote: They're all great, but that's what I think. And I love Morningrise and Orchid, but they're just a little too much to take.

My order would be:

1. My Arms, Your Hearse
2. Orchid
3. Deliverance
4. Ghost Reveries
5. Morningrise
6. Watershed
7. Damnation
8. Blackwater Park
9. Still Life

I didn't really like Still Life, actually. Maybe it's because I had bad luck everytime I listened to it.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-03 16:36:27


At 8/3/08 03:24 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: My order would be:

Mine would be:

1. Still Life
2. My Arms, Your Hearse
3. Damnation
4. Blackwater Park
5. Watershed
6. Morningrise
7. Ghost Reveries
8. Orchid
9. Deliverance


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-03 20:19:31


I don't like Opeth.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-03 20:52:17


At 8/3/08 08:19 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: I don't like Opeth.

I listened to My Arms, Your Hearse. I liked it sure but it didn't interest me enough to care about their other stuff. Parts of April Ethereal sound like it could have been lifted straight from a Katatonia record.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-03 21:02:18


I have never listened to Opeth.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-03 21:19:00


At 8/3/08 09:02 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: I have never listened to Opeth.

You didn't miss much.

"Still Life" is the only Opeth record that's truly worth listening (without being great either).

Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-03 21:30:13


So Im rateing a noob-metal heads fav bands any advise?

1: Amon Amarth(win
2: Chimaira ( I don't know I'll ask the higher elders)
3: In Flames (fail)
4: Slayer (excellent)
5: Symphony X (have no fucking clue)
6: Arch Enemy( yesh)
7: Disturbed(metal core but I like them.
8: Trivium(meh I guess)
9: Machine Head(acceptible)
10: Dissection(yesh
*waits for you to pee in bucket*


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-04 00:18:27


At 8/3/08 09:30 PM, smeagol1 wrote: 1: Amon Amarth

Good.

2: Chimaira

Fail.

3: In Flames

Fail.

4: Slayer

Win.

5: Symphony X (have no fucking clue)

Cheesy but good.

6: Arch Enemy( yesh)

Noes.

7: Disturbed(metal core but I like them.

Noes.

8: Trivium(meh I guess)

Haha, oh wow.

9: Machine Head(acceptible)

Nah.

10: Dissection(yesh

Dunno.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-04 01:32:46


At 8/3/08 09:30 PM, smeagol1 wrote: So Im rateing a noob-metal heads fav bands any advise?

1: Amon Amarth

Great Viking metal.

2: Chimaira ( I don't know I'll ask the higher elders)

Ehhhh...

3: In Flames

They were once good, everything from Reroute To Remain onwards is utter crap. They've become painfully mallcore.

4: Slayer

They get boring really quick.

5: Symphony X (have no fucking clue)

Not familiar with these guys.

6: Arch Enemy( yesh)

They've had their moments but I don't really put them above any other death metal.

7: Disturbed(metal core but I like them.

Most uninspired music I have ever heard.

8: Trivium

I'm sure they could have had their own thing going if their lead singer didn't decide to try and be the next James Hetfield, but on that note I've never liked them.

9: Machine Head

They're pretty good for the thrash elements, but I abhor Robert Flynn doing clean vocals.

10: Dissection

Not too familiar with these guys either.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-04 01:41:46


At 8/3/08 11:05 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Listen to Origin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIMW0aHN0 ks

;) Glad you like them.

How did you find Emeth? And Insision for that matter.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-04 05:54:51


At 8/3/08 04:36 PM, Nev wrote: 1. Still Life
2. My Arms, Your Hearse
3. Damnation
4. Blackwater Park
5. Watershed
6. Morningrise
7. Ghost Reveries
8. Orchid
9. Deliverance

That's a pretty good list, although i'm a big more tolerant of Ghost Reveries. Ghost of Perdition, Baying of the Hounds and Grand Conjuration I think are all pretty good.

My favourite Opeth songs are:

1. Face of Melinda
2. Benighted
3. April Ethereal
4. Godhead's Lament
5. Leper Affinity
6. The Drapery Falls
7. In the Mist she was Standing
8. Ghost of Perdition
9. Bleak
10. Serenity Painted Death

And all you guys have got to listen to Dissection, they're first two albums are win, especially the second one. The best black/death band there is.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-04 06:21:26


About Opeth, I still only have two albums of theirs, which are Still Life and Blackwater Park. I'd have gotten more albums of theirs if I was a lot more interested in them than I am now. Not saying their music sucks, but I'm not so big on Opeth. However, I do think those two albums are very good.

Also, got Diamond Head's Lightning to the Nations today. I'm enjoying it so far.

At 8/3/08 01:08 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Gabriel, why do you refuse to speak proper English?

Because he's a fucking moron.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-04 06:37:22


At 8/4/08 06:21 AM, Bahamut wrote:
At 8/3/08 01:08 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Gabriel, why do you refuse to speak proper English?
Because he's a fucking moron.

Seriously, can't someone just kick him?
He contributes nothing and just makes everyone angry with his stupidity.

I mean, what, he's had about ten million chances to redeem himself and each time he seems to get more annoying.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-04 07:16:06


New Trivium sounds nothing like Gorgoroth. Not bad with the drums though at the start.

Oh and if it hasn't been mentioned in here already, new Metallica comes out 12th September.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-04 07:48:07


At 8/4/08 07:16 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: Oh and if it hasn't been mentioned in here already, new Metallica comes out 12th September.

When should we get out our butcher knives and overly-critical complaint lists?


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-04 07:50:11


At 8/4/08 07:48 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: When should we get out our butcher knives and overly-critical complaint lists?

Start sharpening the knives now, and go find your Trivium/St Anger/Reload complaint lists. Should have you set until said date.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-04 07:54:36


At 8/4/08 07:50 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:
At 8/4/08 07:48 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: When should we get out our butcher knives and overly-critical complaint lists?
Start sharpening the knives now, and go find your Trivium/St Anger/Reload complaint lists. Should have you set until said date.

*sharpens knives*
TRIVIUM ARE RIFF STEALERS
NO SOLOS
TOO MUCH BLUES ROCK


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-08-04 08:06:36


At 8/4/08 06:21 AM, Bahamut wrote:
Also, got Diamond Head's Lightning to the Nations today. I'm enjoying it so far.

I have that on my computer, it´s ace. Diamond head rocks. Their singer was on stage with Megadeth once when they covered the song It´s electric.