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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-18 08:58:04


Straight edge? More like....fail edge >___>

Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-18 09:09:33


At 7/18/08 12:53 AM, InsanelyFrozenMetal wrote: Do you guys have a problem with the classics? If so then what kind of metalheads are you? If it weren't for these old rockers then metal wouldn't be as good as it is today! So quit bitching about the metal I like! Besides, I don't do drugs. If you give shit about being sober then STFU!!!

Now for my next band:

This is the Metal Hell. As far as we're concerned, only metal bands qualify you for membership. Yeah we know without those classic bands there wouldn't be metal, but that doesn't make them any more metal. You might as well say that Mozart should be accepted because without him, Western music wouldn't be the same.

Also, I was kidding when I asked you if you were high, genius. What the hell are kids these days learning in school that they can't distinguish sarcasm?


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-18 09:19:42


At 7/17/08 11:59 AM, Nev wrote:
At 7/17/08 10:08 AM, PenisClown wrote: The only flaw in MA is that they accept metalcore that they think is metal enough to be considered metal. Most of us have the mentality that any -core music shouldn't be considered metal. MA is great, shut your fucking mouths.
It's a good database on the bands it has.

That's my exact thoughts on Metal-Archives. It's got a good database, but other than that, the site sucks.

At 7/17/08 01:17 PM, DeIirium wrote: The day after tomorrow, i´m seeing Iron Maiden.

Awesome! Have fun at the concert. I did see them two weeks ago and they were fucking brilliant.

At 7/17/08 01:51 PM, DeIirium wrote: Here it is...

Damn, that a crappy album cover. At least they added the old Metallica logo on the cover.

At 7/17/08 06:18 PM, Nev wrote:
At 7/17/08 01:53 PM, Shalashaska-1 wrote: Aw, bless. Am I the only Metal Hell member who lives in the S.E ENG? Or even in ENG?
Me and Bahamut live up North...

Well, North West of England, but yeah. Wow, I can't remember the last time I went to Blackpool.

At 7/18/08 07:01 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Ultra Beatdown leaked.
I am linking you to this guy's profile because he has the songs.

I know I could listen to all the songs now, but I decided to listen to just one of them and to me, it's not bad, but not brilliant either.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-18 09:21:47


At 7/18/08 09:09 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote: sarcasm

I thought his list was really good.


It ain't easy being cheesey.

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-18 09:21:47


At 7/18/08 09:19 AM, Bahamut wrote:
At 7/17/08 01:17 PM, DeIirium wrote: The day after tomorrow, i´m seeing Iron Maiden.
Awesome! Have fun at the concert. I did see them two weeks ago and they were fucking brilliant.

My friend saw them recently at Earl's Court (I think) which is where I saw them years ago. He called me during their set to try and convey one of the songs, but that never really works -- all you get is vague noise.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-18 09:32:52


At 7/17/08 07:42 PM, Blackdoom13 wrote:
At 7/17/08 04:45 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 7/17/08 01:51 PM, DeIirium wrote: Here it is...
...That's it?
Of course it is. Its not like they're creative or anything.

Yes.
The time has come for the superior force to arise.
Biding it's time, it has waited from the very beginnings of Metallica, For the right time, to step forth and undo Metallica, and Stomp their legacy into the ground.

The Age of Metallica is over.

lol @ dramatic speech.

Metal Hell


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-18 10:55:31


At 7/18/08 09:21 AM, IrishGun wrote:
At 7/18/08 09:09 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote: sarcasm
I thought his list was really good.

You think Lordi is the epitome of metal. Shut up.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-18 11:10:14


At 7/18/08 08:58 AM, jarrydn wrote: Straight edge? More like....fail edge >___>

Fail? I'll tell you what's fail. Pink Hello Kitty Squires are still $500.

At 7/18/08 10:55 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote: You think Lordi is the epitome of metal. Shut up.

Yes, when in truth the epitome of metal is.... I dunno, Taake or Windir?


Metal Hell.

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-18 11:14:07


At 7/18/08 10:55 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 7/18/08 09:21 AM, IrishGun wrote:
At 7/18/08 09:09 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote: sarcasm
I thought his list was really good.
You think Lordi is the epitome of metal. Shut up.

lol no u


It ain't easy being cheesey.

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-18 11:51:56


At 7/18/08 11:10 AM, PenisClown wrote:
At 7/18/08 10:55 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote: You think Lordi is the epitome of metal. Shut up.
Yes, when in truth the epitome of metal is.... I dunno, Taake or Windir?

Try Necrophagist.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-18 15:12:43


At 7/18/08 11:10 AM, PenisClown wrote:

Yes, when in truth the epitome of metal is.... I dunno, Taake or Windir?


lolyouonlylistentoblackmetal.

The epitome of Metal, Is Helför.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-18 16:06:06


Good after freaking noon kids! Can you guess who these guys are?

Metal Hell

Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-18 16:06:52


At 7/18/08 07:01 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Ultra Beatdown leaked.
I am linking you to this guy's profile because he has the songs.

More like Ultra Letdown.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-18 16:07:10


At 7/18/08 04:06 PM, InsanelyFrozenMetal wrote: Good after freaking noon kids! Can you guess who these guys are?

People who don't get enough sunlight.


Make war, not love.

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-18 16:29:10


At 7/18/08 04:06 PM, InsanelyFrozenMetal wrote: Good after freaking noon kids! Can you guess who these guys are?

Guys with some sort of stud fetish?

At 7/18/08 04:06 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:
At 7/18/08 07:01 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Ultra Beatdown leaked.
I am linking you to this guy's profile because he has the songs.
More like Ultra Letdown.

Yes. For some reason the songs seemed rather lackluster.


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"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-18 16:54:15


At 7/18/08 04:06 PM, InsanelyFrozenMetal wrote: Good after freaking noon kids! Can you guess who these guys are?

Your a disgrace and a embarrisment to hell! Of course we know know who the fuck they are there the first black metal band I ever liked. Let alone no one here really likes them except me.

I vote he don't get in because im a massive dickweed!


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-18 17:42:15


To the massive dickweed: if you know who these guys are then why don't you tell everyone else who they are?

Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-18 17:47:22


At 7/18/08 05:42 PM, InsanelyFrozenMetal wrote: To the massive dickweed: if you know who these guys are then why don't you tell everyone else who they are?

Why do you keep posting here if you've been refused entry?


My PSN: Obilisk745

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

Add me on Steam! :D

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-18 18:09:00


Refused entry? Only one person voted so far! Besides, isn't it up to Goatchrist to decide who stays and who doesn't? What's your vote?

Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-18 18:12:06


At 7/18/08 05:42 PM, InsanelyFrozenMetal wrote: To the massive dickweed: if you know who these guys are then why don't you tell everyone else who they are?

It's Dimmu Borgir.
Named after a rock formation in my Country of Iceland.
The name means "Dark Cities", And the bassist was also in a progressive Black Metal band called Arcturus.

Need any more info?


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-18 18:13:41


At 7/18/08 01:27 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: Much better.

Not really.

At 7/18/08 05:48 AM, PenisClown wrote: Haha, you think your so great, boasting about being straight-edge, when you get a high some other way? How hypocritical can you be? Give me a bud before an energy drink sir. And a nice big doobie aswell. Shove your straight-edge nonsense up your arse.

I don't do drugs myself. But straight-edge is so edge.
Either do neither or do drugs :).

Back up your claims, what has made you think this?

The inclusion of un-Metal bands.
And all the users do is moan.

I'd fit it :).
At 7/18/08 09:09 AM, Idiosyncratic wrote: You might as well say that Mozart should be accepted because without him, Western music wouldn't be the same.

Yeah and slavery was well Metal.
No slaves, no Blues.

At 7/18/08 09:19 AM, Bahamut wrote: Well, North West of England, but yeah. Wow, I can't remember the last time I went to Blackpool.

North West is still North :P... just a bit to the left.
Why would you want to remember the last time you came to Blackpool? It'll only upset you ;).

At 7/18/08 04:06 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: More like Ultra Letdown.

Lolz :).

At 7/18/08 05:47 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Why do you keep posting here if you've been refused entry?

Because he thinks he's 'it'.


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

PSN: Look-a-Hill

Somewhere Over the Rainbow

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-18 18:27:41


At 7/18/08 06:09 PM, InsanelyFrozenMetal wrote: Refused entry? Only one person voted so far! Besides, isn't it up to Goatchrist to decide who stays and who doesn't? What's your vote?

Gentlemen, it appears this guy has no idea of how this club works. Would one of you care to fill him in? I'm going to grab a ham sandwich and hope that tomorrow doesn't totally suck as bad as today did.


My PSN: Obilisk745

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

Add me on Steam! :D

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-18 18:38:24


At 7/18/08 06:27 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Gentlemen, it appears this guy has no idea of how this club works. Would one of you care to fill him in?

I will cause I'm bored.
There are four members with the power to let you in. The rest of us waft them with palm leaves and hang succulent grapes above their mouths.... when they show up.

But you probably didn't get in. So kindly leave :).

I'm going to grab a ham sandwich and hope that tomorrow doesn't totally suck as bad as today did.

It will.


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

PSN: Look-a-Hill

Somewhere Over the Rainbow

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-18 18:39:34


At 7/18/08 06:27 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
Gentlemen, it appears this guy has no idea of how this club works. Would one of you care to fill him in? I'm going to grab a ham sandwich and hope that tomorrow doesn't totally suck as bad as today did.

I rather go into my wood land realm even thou it is 85 fucking degrees outside and be bit up by skeetos and swarms of flys than listen to this n00b.

Good day and good night!

Enter Thy Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-18 18:43:14


At 7/18/08 06:38 PM, Nev wrote:
At 7/18/08 06:27 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: I'm going to grab a ham sandwich and hope that tomorrow doesn't totally suck as bad as today did.
It will.

Yeah, but tomorrow (erm, in 18 minutes) there's nobody to flake on plans I made with them.


My PSN: Obilisk745

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-18 19:22:36


Very well. I'll leave Metal Hell. Good day 'gentlemen' and Nev. I'll see you all in real Hell. (not a threat)

To Kiddmeizter: you're right.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-18 19:25:18


At 7/18/08 06:27 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: I'm going to grab a ham sandwich and hope that tomorrow doesn't totally suck as bad as today did.

Lol.
It will, As you grow older, you Realize that life sucks balls.
So to get past the Crushing depression I recommend Listening to Stuff like Antoine Dufour and Andy mckee


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-18 19:31:44


At 7/18/08 07:25 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: It will, As you grow older, you Realize that life sucks balls.

You're three years older than him, that is nothing. With the exception of Bill none of us in this club are able to say something like that.
We're all too young.

So to get past the Crushing depression I recommend Listening to Stuff like Antoine Dufour and Andy mckee

Man, get listening to Imogen Heap :).


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PSN: Look-a-Hill

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-18 20:06:19


At 7/18/08 07:31 PM, Nev wrote:

Man, get listening to Imogen Heap :).

YOU get listening, Voting and Reviewing to my latest Audio!

It's for that Audio Contest.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-07-18 20:16:51


At 7/18/08 06:12 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
Named after a rock formation in my Country of Iceland.
The name means "Dark Cities",

yeah it's Dark Fortress not dark cites.


Enter Thy Metal Hell

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