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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-22 09:22:51


At 6/21/08 03:01 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: As far as economics go, my country's fine.

Well, My country is great, just not where I live, literally in the asshole of the country.
The only issues the rest of the country is the gas prices,that are just insane, like 8-9 dollars a gallon?

and the fact that the police seems to be going insane, stuff like this, this, and this happened really often in a really short time.

Then there was some earthquake in the southern lands, Completely ruined many homes, Including my aunt's, It was so ruined she doesn't have anything left, so she decided to leave Iceland, Because shit is hitting the fan.

Things are getting a bit weird, Iceland is going down, back where we Were in old Times.

For the crappy things about where I live, as in Eskifjörður.
The town is broke.
Like 3 years ago, all the neighbour towns were so broke on their asses, and in fucking debt, that they decided to like "Unify the funds of the Fjörðs" and then Eskifjörður was the only town without debt, because we didn't waste our money on Sport stadiums, Swimming Pools, and stuff like that.

So, When the towns unified, they took all of our money, to pay off their debts.
and now they use it to Build even more stuff, While we can't even Take care of our roads.

Last year, the owner of the fish factory, the shrimp factory, the Ships, and all that, Left his fortune to his adopted son, The industry employs over half of the town.

It had been running on tiny profit for years.
His son closed down the Shrimp factory, and sold all the ships except for one, Closed down the Frozen fish place, and is closing down the Fish Factory.

When the factory closes, the town dies, Simple as that.

It's the only thing that gets us any profit, Such amazing profit that it kept up with the loss of all the others, about 40% of the population works there, including my brother, and most of my uncles and such, Good people with families to support.

So I'm living in a broke town, With no Jobs, Except in the Aluminum smelter in the next town built by the Americans, which is killing the only thing we would have left, the beauty of the town.

The Snow is melting, The birds are leaving, Our rights taken away, and the land is Dying.

My family has been here for Over a thousand years,We were the first to come, and we never left, We survived the Frost, we Survived the Change of Faith, We Survived Móðuharðindin, and we survived The Great Plague.

And that makes me Very sad, No-one loves the homeland more than an Icelander.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-22 11:29:06


Also I made some totally br00tal and kvlt American Cawntray music.
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1 52951
Fifen pl0x?
Also review.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-22 12:55:19


At 6/21/08 09:10 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Also.
Holy shit.

I really really hope this doesn't pass simply because I don't like being searched, especially at airports and more especially if they're going to be random searches.

At 6/22/08 06:54 AM, Devilrider2 wrote: What do you guys think of Iced Earth's new EP.

I'm afraid I've not listened to it yet. I should have got myself the previous EP a year now, but never bothered to. And Something Wicked Part 1 I was thinking of waiting until the other part is out.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-22 13:27:33


At 6/21/08 04:33 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:

Obama will be elected and then we'll probably do something to fix our reputation.

Im afraid to say with all the White supremists and extreimists in America I fear Obama will not last four years without being JFKed. I want the man to win I see he is the cure to our problems. I hear gas will be 7 dollers by the end of the year.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-22 14:13:57


At 6/22/08 01:27 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Im afraid to say with all the White supremists and extreimists in America I fear Obama will not last four years without being JFKed.

Yeah, this is true, but it's still a step forward for the country. If he chooses a good VP (Edwards, plz), then he will take over if Obama gets JFKed and things will be good still.

I want the man to win I see he is the cure to our problems. I hear gas will be 7 dollers by the end of the year.

Yeah, it's ridiculous. Though it's still nothing compared to Europe.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-22 15:12:26


At 6/22/08 02:13 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:

Yeah, it's ridiculous. Though it's still nothing compared to Europe.

Yes.
Gas all over the world is just going to hell!
I WANT FUCKING HYDRO CARS NOW


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-22 17:30:12


At 6/21/08 06:18 PM, Nev wrote:
At 6/21/08 03:01 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: there's no music scene,
What about fucking Sinéad O'Connor!?

What about him?


if you're not Atheist you're the ultimate pussy,
Isn't Ireland famous for its incredible devotion to bolloc... religion.

Been living under a rock for the past few years? NAWT BELEVIN IN GAWD IS SO HRDCAWWR CUS HE DUSNT EXIST EVEN THO I CANT PROVE ITLOL.

lol I made a joke!!!!

You tried and you failed. Please try again.

63% of the population are emos.
I don't think emos count as a demographic.

They do when they are the majority of the population.

And whats wrong with emos! The girls look sexy in that 'we're sluts lol but we're not' way.

I have one of those very girls as a friend. Trust me, she does NOT look sexy. At all. Any time of the day. Ever.

Though I'd never want to touch one.

Me neither. Seems I was right.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-22 19:27:42


At 6/22/08 09:22 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: The Snow is melting, The birds are leaving, Our rights taken away, and the land is Dying.

There's DragonForce song number two.

My family has been here for Over a thousand years,

THEY MUST BE GETTING ON.

At 6/22/08 05:30 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
What about fucking Sinéad O'Connor!?
What about him?

She's a hot dude.

Been living under a rock for the past few years? NAWT BELEVIN IN GAWD IS SO HRDCAWWR CUS HE DUSNT EXIST EVEN THO I CANT PROVE ITLOL.

I lived with an Irish man in my flat and he was very much religious.
You're probably just a bit stupid.
And even if you weren't, I'd trust Dylan Moran and Ed Byrne over you.

You tried and you failed. Please try again.

See the joke was that I made a bad joke and acted as though it wasn't predictable and a failure of creative wit.
But you don't understand enough :).

They do when they are the majority of the population.

Nah, they don't :).

I have one of those very girls as a friend. Trust me, she does NOT look sexy. At all. Any time of the day. Ever.

I think that's more a case of her not being attractive, as opposed to emos in general.

Me neither. Seems I was right.

That'll never happen :).


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-22 19:34:20


At 6/22/08 05:30 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: I have one of those very girls as a friend. Trust me, she does NOT look sexy. At all. Any time of the day. Ever.

Wait... you have a female friend and she's not attractive? Why are you friends with her?

At 6/22/08 07:27 PM, Nev wrote:
You tried and you failed. Please try again.
See the joke was that I made a bad joke and acted as though it wasn't predictable and a failure of creative wit.
But you don't understand enough :).

I giggled at this.

I think that's more a case of her not being attractive, as opposed to emos in general.

I'm gonna have to agree with you. Even though their taste in music sucks, emo girls aren't too bad on the eyes.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-22 19:38:56


At 6/22/08 07:34 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: Wait... you have a female friend and she's not attractive? Why are you friends with her?

I in turn shall agree with this.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-22 20:10:42


At 6/22/08 07:28 AM, Charon wrote:
At 6/22/08 06:54 AM, Devilrider2 wrote: What do you guys think of Iced Earth's new EP.
I quite like it, its nice to see the return of barlow and i look forward to the future of the band (as long as they can put out more kickass stuff like the early days)

Yeah. Hence the single had only one new song and the rest re-recorded, the album will have more to offer.


My introduction to Thrash metal:)

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-23 00:28:45


So, Bodom was absolutely amazing!
I was about 3 metres from the front. Got owned in the mosh. It was probably the craziest mosh I've been in yet.

They put on a fantastic show. Alexi is one funny guy.

Near the end of the set they played Umbrella - Rihanna. In true Bodom cover style.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-23 01:47:19


I don't post here, really at all because I don't have a lot of time to go on here but does anyone have any classic death metal album recommendations?

All I really know is just tons of black metal, and then most famous death metal :/

Only death is real.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-23 02:32:24


At 6/23/08 01:47 AM, FeelinGood wrote: I don't post here, really at all because I don't have a lot of time to go on here but does anyone have any classic death metal album recommendations?

Pestilence - Consuming Impulse
Nocturnus - The Key
Immolation - Dawn Of Possession & Here In After
Morbid Angel - Altars of Madness
Grave - Into The Grave
Demilich - Nespithe
Cynic - Focus
Cryptopsy - None So Vile
Carcass - Necroticism-Descanting the Insalubrious

Pick up some Brodequin if you can find it too.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-23 03:04:37


At 6/22/08 07:23 AM, DeIirium wrote: They edited it so that only the stupidest answers would be on the video.

You're probably right, but I'm still bothered by the level of ignorance in the United States.

At 6/22/08 09:22 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Well, My country is great, just not where I live, literally in the asshole of the country.

literally? really? I didn't know a piece of land could have an anus. :P

Anyway, are you going to keep living in Iceland despite all that stuff?

At 6/22/08 05:30 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 6/21/08 06:18 PM, Nev wrote: What about fucking Sinéad O'Connor!?
What about him?

lol

At 6/22/08 07:27 PM, Nev wrote: And even if you weren't, I'd trust Dylan Moran and Ed Byrne over you.

"HI! I'm-I'm Irish. my great great grandmother....Did you know her?"

At 6/23/08 01:47 AM, FeelinGood wrote: I don't post here, really at all because I don't have a lot of time to go on here but does anyone have any classic death metal album recommendations?

I'm not really into death metal, so I'll just recommend all of the death metal I llike.

Atheist
Cynic
Dan Swanö
Death
Demilich


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-23 03:35:35


At 6/23/08 01:47 AM, FeelinGood wrote: I don't post here, really at all because I don't have a lot of time to go on here but does anyone have any classic death metal album recommendations?

Possessed "Seven Churches"
Death "Leprosy"
Obituary "Cause Of Death"
Autopsy "Mental Funeral"
Entombed "Left hand Path" ("Candlestine" too)
Pestilence "Consuming Impulse"
Pestilence "Testimony Of The Ancients"
Massacre "From Beyond"
Grave "You'll Never See"
God Dethroned "The Christhunt"
Immolation "Dawn Of Possession"
Benediction "Dark Is The Season"


My introduction to Thrash metal:)

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-23 03:42:28


At 6/23/08 03:35 AM, Devilrider2 wrote:
At 6/23/08 01:47 AM, FeelinGood wrote: I don't post here, really at all because I don't have a lot of time to go on here but does anyone have any classic death metal album recommendations?
Possessed "Seven Churches"
Death "Leprosy"
Obituary "Cause Of Death"
Autopsy "Mental Funeral"
Entombed "Left hand Path" ("Candlestine" too)
Pestilence "Consuming Impulse"
Pestilence "Testimony Of The Ancients"
Massacre "From Beyond"
Grave "You'll Never See"
God Dethroned "The Christhunt"
Immolation "Dawn Of Possession"
Benediction "Dark Is The Season"

forgot some.

Morbid Angel "Blessed Are The Sick" (or "Altats Of Madness")
Atheist "Unquestionable Presence"


My introduction to Thrash metal:)

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-23 04:39:32


Oh I forgot to mention i got Lurker Of Chalice's S/T.

It's excellent. Reminds me a bit of Agalloch at times.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-23 05:50:46


At 6/23/08 12:28 AM, Oppugnant wrote: Near the end of the set they played Umbrella - Rihanna. In true Bodom cover style.

Awesome you had fun, and what an awesome cover, even though i fucking hate that song.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-23 07:23:11


Hey guys.

So did anyone download my demo and have a listen? I have suspicions none of you did.

Anyway, I recorded this new song today, but I don't have a name or lyrics for it. Then I thought it might be fun if one of YOU did the vocals. Anyone up for it? (PLZ MARKO PLZPLZPLZPLZ)


Metal Hell.

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-23 10:11:38


Yeah, I'm new here, but I gotta say Iron Maiden roxx


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-23 11:53:57


At 6/23/08 03:04 AM, Sense-Offender wrote:
literally? really? I didn't know a piece of land could have an anus. :P

Anyway, are you going to keep living in Iceland despite all that stuff?

Well.
It really depends, There's no metal scene here, so I'll never have a musical Career here.
All the fucking labels are cumming themselves because of the indie scene.
It's fucking retarded, You've all heard Severed Crotch?
insane INSANE guitars, and Just epicly technical but still melodic Guitars, and they've never been signed, All that potential is wasted.

I'm thinking of moving to Canada, since it's basically america but with more freedom, and Less fucking heat.

I can't stand heat.

Staying in iceland would be my last resort, If I somehow get rich enough, or start touring or something, I'd like to live here but make my business elsewhere.

Capishe?


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-23 12:31:06


At 6/23/08 11:53 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Well.
It really depends, There's no metal scene here, so I'll never have a musical Career here.
All the fucking labels are cumming themselves because of the indie scene.

This is true. All the Icelandic bands I can think of off the top of my head are indie or some sub-genre thereof... Sigur Ros is the only Icelandic indie band that has a sound different from other indie bands. The other Icelandic indie bands, however, all sound like other western indie bands but indie kids shit themselves because "IT'S FROM ICELAND SO IT HAS TO BE DIFFERENT AND INDIE BECAUSE I'M SO PRETENTIOUS"

as much as i like indie, the culture can be (and is) ridiculous

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-23 13:57:20


At 6/21/08 09:10 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Also.
Holy shit.

Holy Shit tacos. This is bad.

Well now that we're done talking about Power Metal lets talk about the ghey genre: The Cores.

For example: Deathcore

Lyrics:
BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BREEEEE BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BREE BREE BREE BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


When I die. It will be in a blaze of glory.

Metal Hellion/My band (Bestial Remains) Myspace/Sonic Crew

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-23 13:57:26


At 6/23/08 07:23 AM, PenisClown wrote: So did anyone download my demo and have a listen? I have suspicions none of you did.

You suspised wrong. I listened to it three times to give it a fair chance back when you first gave us the means to download it and then I took off doing whatever I was doing at the time. From what I can remember of it and I'll listen to it again right now to refresh my memory, obviously it was shit production on top of from what I could discern, competent and likeable music.

Everything is quiet as shit, the drums sound like a locomotive and the vocals are fine as long as you don't go too deep with them. I quite like the acoustic passage in Winter Spirit and then the badass riff that kicks in after it and when that riff does kick in even the drums seem to pick up and sound at least a little bit more tolerable then bam song ends.

Then there's Wolfheart. At the start the drums make it hard to hear the riff but when they slow down and you get adjusted to it you can hear it in the mix and it's actually quite nice. Not as varied as Winter Spirit but it's longer so it doesn't necessarily have to be though I still feel like somethings missing from it. I like it though. All in all it's not bad at all but the production almost makes it a pain to listen too.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-23 14:36:05


At 6/23/08 01:47 AM, FeelinGood wrote: I don't post here, really at all because I don't have a lot of time to go on here but does anyone have any classic death metal album recommendations?

My freind I got just the thing for you.

Death
Deicide
Vital Remains
Amon Amarth
Through the Eyes Of The Dead

Also I got a shit load of cd's again!! :D I go the Behemoth cd which the last true black metal cd they make Pandemonic Incarnations I like the cd case. Then I got a shit load of Slayer cd's.

Sense Im sorry about being a dick to you lets let the past die and go on.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-23 17:35:18


At 6/23/08 12:28 AM, Oppugnant wrote: Alexi is one funny guy.

Yeah, he's a hoot...

At 6/23/08 03:04 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: literally? really? I didn't know a piece of land could have an anus. :P

I'd mention volcanos... but then I can't help but think of another thing that shoots red stuff every so often :P.

At 6/23/08 10:11 AM, disasterarea wrote: Yeah, I'm new here, but I gotta say Iron Maiden roxx

A - They Metal.
B - They don't.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-23 18:47:43


At 6/23/08 02:36 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Amon Amarth

Amon are melodeath, and he specifically asked for classic death.

Through the Eyes Of The Dead

Aren't they deathcore?

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-23 19:50:34


I rented Viking: the Battle For Asgard from Gamefly. It's a mildly entertaining game so far, but I doubt I'' have the patience to finish playing it. It's kind of cool hearing references to Norse mythology and getting to go "hey, I know that!" but, of course, that's not nearly enough. It looks like the gameplay will get old pretty early. At least it's one more thing available here relating to Norse mythology/vikings. There's not a lot of that. For games, we have this and Rune: the Viking Warlord. I can't think of anything else. And for movies, we have Pathfinder, which was crap, Beowulf, which was okay, and the 13th Warrior, which I really like when I first saw it, but I haven't seen it in a while and I have a feeling my opinion on it would be different.

I wish I could get my hands on an English subtitled copy of Hrafninn Flýgur.

At 6/23/08 10:11 AM, disasterarea wrote: Yeah, I'm new here, but I gotta say Iron Maiden roxx

If you'd like to join, please list ten metal bands that you like and either I, one of the other three horsemen, or our leader, Goatchrist, will tell you if you can join.

I feel like such a nerd for saying all that.

At 6/23/08 11:53 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
I can't stand heat.

I'm the same way. The cold is my friend.

Well, I hope shit works out for you eventually.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-23 19:53:13


At 6/23/08 07:50 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:

I wish I could get my hands on an English subtitled copy of Hrafninn Flýgur.

WOAH!
You know Hrafninn Flýgur?!
I've seen it so many times!!!! :D
Best Icelandic Movie ever.



At 6/23/08 11:53 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
I can't stand heat.
I'm the same way. The cold is my friend.

Yeah I hate the sun because I'm Hitler's Wet Dream and Get sunburned like fucking hell.
also I'm built for the cold.


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