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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-20 15:34:39


At 6/20/08 02:58 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 6/20/08 02:37 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
At 6/20/08 08:52 AM, Bahamut wrote:

Ah, that doesn't sound bad then. I just hoped the school weren't lying cunts about them being one of the best. I went to a school that claimed they were the best and they fucking far from it.
Ah, I see.
False advertising is illegal in Iceland.
Like loan companies and banks can't just have tiny Asterisks*
Haha that's pretty cool. Isn't it also true that your headlights have to be on at all times when driving?

When I typed in "Iceland Laws" on Google, the first thing to come up was the headlights law. That's got to be awkward and perhaps causes accidents during the daytime. Imagine driving down the road on a sunny day and all the sudden you see a pair of bright lights from hell.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-20 15:41:05


At 6/20/08 03:34 PM, Devilrider2 wrote: ... bright lights from hell.

I reckon there is a DragonForce song in that.
Or at least a DragonForce song with a different title and slightly varied solo.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-20 15:57:35


dragon force is awesome XD


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-20 16:31:31


At 6/20/08 03:41 PM, Nev wrote:
At 6/20/08 03:34 PM, Devilrider2 wrote: ... bright lights from hell.
I reckon there is a DragonForce song in that.
Or at least a DragonForce song with a different title and slightly varied solo.

BRIGHT LIGHTS FROM HELL
ONLY WIZARDS CAN TELL
THAT WE MUST NOW RIDE
INTO THE PERILOUS NIIIIIIIIGHT

VILLAINS AND BAD GUYS
SURROUND US ON ALL SIDES
WE RAISE OUR SWORDS TO
AND DEFEND WHAT IS TRUUUUUE

WHO-AH-WHOOOOOOOOAH! BRIGHT LIGHTS FROM HELL
TO BATTLE, THEY COMPEL!
WHO-AH-WHOOOOOOOOOH! BRIGHT LIGHTS.... FROM HELL!

*wheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewhee dlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewh eedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedle wheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheed lewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewhe edlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlew heedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedl ewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewhee dlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewh eedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedle wheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheed lewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewhe edlewheedlewheedlewheedle*

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-20 17:00:55


At 6/20/08 04:31 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 6/20/08 03:41 PM, Nev wrote:
At 6/20/08 03:34 PM, Devilrider2 wrote: ... bright lights from hell.
I reckon there is a DragonForce song in that.
Or at least a DragonForce song with a different title and slightly varied solo.
typical power metal lyrics

I'll bet you anything I can find REAL Power Metal lyrics dumber than that.

Ahh...Here we are.

They came out of nowhere,

from the land of the broken souls,
to build up a tower,
with their flesh and their bones

They sailed across the seven seas,

to break the seal of slavery
from beyond they heard the thunder
from the ship that went under the sea

The moon was shinin' bright

with his darkened purple light
to spread the wings of wonder
we had to find some place to hide

Shadows in the darkness

from a light down in the black,
we're dealing with danger,
will we ever be comin' back again

Ooh ho ho hooh ho ho

hooh ho ho hooh, we ran through the fire
ooh ho ho hooh ho ho
hooh ho ho hooh, to touch the flames
ooh ho ho hooh ho ho
hoon ho ho hooh, we ran through the fire
ooh ho ho hooh ho ho
hooh ho ho hooh, to the black moon pyramid

I hope the quoted text comes out right.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-20 17:02:00


At 6/20/08 05:00 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: I hope the quoted text comes out right.

Evidently it did not.


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As to who that is, it will remain forever a mystery. Never to be unveiled.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-20 17:08:23


At 6/20/08 04:31 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 6/20/08 03:41 PM, Nev wrote:
At 6/20/08 03:34 PM, Devilrider2 wrote: ... bright lights from hell.
*wheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewhee dlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewh eedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedle wheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheed lewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewhe edlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlew heedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedl ewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewhee dlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewh eedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedle wheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheed lewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewheedlewhe edlewheedlewheedlewheedle*

lol. I had no pun intended. Dragonforce isn't my cup of tea though. When it comes to high pitched falsetto vocals, Traditional or Power/Thrash stuff such Agent Steel, Savatage ,(early)Iced Earth, and Rage are my kind of stuff. In my opinion, some of todays Power Metal bands sound the same. Same thing happened with Death Metal in the mid 90's. Even Pestilence once mentioned that they where tired of the one-track mind of Death Metal. But back on topic, too much mediocre sound in my opinion when it comes to some of the new Power Metal stuff.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-20 17:09:27


At 6/20/08 02:58 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:

Haha that's pretty cool. Isn't it also true that your headlights have to be on at all times when driving?

Yeah, But there is a reason for it, Iceland is famous for it's ever changing weather, Sometimes it gets really dark at like 3 pm, and stuff like that sometimes there is such fog, That you only see grey and all that crap just all of a sudden.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-20 17:10:21


At 6/20/08 05:08 PM, Devilrider2 wrote: lol. I had no pun intended. Dragonforce isn't my cup of tea though.

Don't worry, I don't think Dragonforce is anyone's cup of tea here.

except maybe ryan and irish

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-20 17:12:23


At 6/20/08 05:10 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
except maybe ryan and irish

I wouldn't say that DragonForce are my cup of tea. More my glass of lukewarm water.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-20 17:18:59


At 6/20/08 05:09 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
At 6/20/08 02:58 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:

Haha that's pretty cool. Isn't it also true that your headlights have to be on at all times when driving?
Yeah, But there is a reason for it, Iceland is famous for it's ever changing weather, Sometimes it gets really dark at like 3 pm, and stuff like that sometimes there is such fog, That you only see grey and all that crap just all of a sudden.

Sounds like Alaska. Here in Alaska, the sun starts to come out at 3 AM and in the winter we get awful black ice. But, the summer weather is good. We've had so many snow days that all my fingers and toes counted together (if you have Leprosy, then you'll be lost) are the ammount of snow days we've had within the last few years.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-20 18:08:21


Sense-offending whore said: blah blah blah corpse paint.

I like to inform you I never wear corpse paint unless it's a speical occasion for example halloween or if I go to a extreme black metal show like Gorgoroth or Dark Funeral.

You need to get your facts straight before you start trying to pwn me based on what you think you know about me.

Im a completely different person than on the web I may seem like a dick and an immature asshole but infact im rather jolly towards people I meet.

But you can be a dick head if you please im not holding you back.

Regards, Emperor Smeagol.

Oh yeah I rarely wear my one big gauntlet out on my free time you twat.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-20 19:27:49


I've come up with a game. All right, pick two bands that you hate and change their name around to how ever you want it.

For example:
Bullet For My Valentine: Tampon For My Anus
Trivium: Bulimium


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-20 19:40:10


At 6/20/08 05:12 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 6/20/08 05:10 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
except maybe ryan and irish
I wouldn't say that DragonForce are my cup of tea. More my glass of lukewarm water.

So you'll start listening to DragonForce at night, maybe get a bit tired and go to sleep. Wake up and just remove all traces of DragonForce whilst replentishing your want for Power Metal with something cooler.
Yes?

At 6/20/08 07:27 PM, Devilrider2 wrote: I've come up with a game. All right, pick two bands that you hate and change their name around to how ever you want it.

That's not a game.
It's just insulting bands you don't like :P.

To make it a game you'd need to make a challenge like, anagrams, puns, word association or something.
Children of Bollocks.
Wheres the wit in that... despite the fact that example of mine amazingly hilarious, its not a game.
Rock, Paper, Scissors is a game.

1, 2, 3... Rock.

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-20 19:43:49


Haha, I found a rather truthful email in my inbox :).
It's almost as if they've realised their error in signing them :).

Metal Hell


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-20 20:20:06


At 6/20/08 07:43 PM, Nev wrote: Haha, I found a rather truthful email in my inbox :).
It's almost as if they've realised their error in signing them :).

Nev, I respect you, but, please... Don't mock the greatest blackened death metal band out there, okay?


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-20 20:20:05


At 6/19/08 01:16 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: I SAID THAT ALREADY.

WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE LISTEN TO ME?

Everyone still loves me more than you. I'm still the loveable rascal so you're going to have to take a back seat to my shenanigans.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-20 20:43:46


At 6/20/08 08:20 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote: Everyone still loves me more than you. I'm still the loveable rascal so you're going to have to take a back seat to my shenanigans.

How can we love someone who is away all the time and doesn't call.
EH!? HOW!?

You don't care :'(.

YOU DON'T CARE!

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-20 21:22:20


Anyone got the new Scar Symmetry album yet?
Good/Bad?

Been away the past two days fixing my new computer.

Upgrade my my shitbox to something a lot better:
AMD AM2 5600 (2.9 GHz)
2Gb DDR2 RAM
XFX 9600GT 512 Graphics Card.

and a bunch of other boring stuff.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-20 23:52:52


At 6/20/08 03:06 PM, IrishGun wrote: Cooler than you, you mean. >:D

If you were locked in a freezer.

At 6/20/08 06:08 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Sense-offending whore said: blah blah blah corpse paint.

Oh gosh, that's cute.

it's a speical occasion for example halloween or if I go to a extreme black metal show like Gorgoroth or Dark Funeral.

...or like when you speak without making someone want to commit suicide.

You need to get your facts straight before you start trying to pwn me based on what you think you know about me.

I know that you're annoying and don't need to stick around here.

Im a completely different person than on the web I may seem like a dick and an immature asshole

Yes, that's the point. You act like a dumb jerkoff here. I've seen no proof that you are otherwise.

but infact im rather jolly towards people I meet.

jolly and annoying, I bet.

Really, if you're not so bad in person, then try acting how you do in person instead of making stupid posts.

lul hurr check out this stupid video lololololololol oh now it's time for me to pretend to be a Lord of the Rings character lol dick with ears!

Regards, Emperor Smeagol.

Emperor Smeagol? You're going to live in your parent's house your whole life, aren't you?

Oh yeah I rarely wear my one big gauntlet out on my free time you twat.

So, you admit to going outside like that?

option A: Quit being a dick.
option B: Get the fuck out.

Choose one of the above.

At 6/20/08 08:20 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote: Everyone still loves me more than you.

Who are you again? :P

See, that there was a joke.
I'm still the loveable rascal so you're going to have to take a back seat to my shenanigans.

aww shucks.

At 6/20/08 07:43 PM, Nev wrote: Haha, I found a rather truthful email in my inbox :).
It's almost as if they've realised their error in signing them :).

haha. That's one hell of a coincidence.

At 6/20/08 04:31 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
I reckon there is a DragonForce song in that.
Or at least a DragonForce song with a different title and slightly varied solo.

[lyrics]

they're gonna read that and then steal it from you.

At 6/20/08 07:40 PM, Nev wrote: anagrams

I might try that later.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-21 00:31:10


At 6/20/08 09:22 PM, Oppugnant wrote: Anyone got the new Scar Symmetry album yet?
Good/Bad?

They have a new album out? I must listen to it, they're awesome.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-21 00:37:30


At 6/20/08 11:52 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: [lyrics]

they're gonna read that and then steal it from you.

I will sue and put them out of business. You all will be my witnesses.

At 6/20/08 07:40 PM, Nev wrote: That's not a game.
It's just insulting bands you don't like :P.

It's more fun to just replace one word with "cock."

EX: Cock for my Valentine
Dragoncock
Cock-knot
etc.

my friends do this game.

fun story: there's a student band at their school called Full Revolution, and they started calling them Cock Revolution, only to realize that's basically meatspin. so now they call the band Meatspin.

At 6/20/08 08:20 PM, Dark-Phire wrote: Nev, I respect you, but, please... Don't mock the greatest blackened death metal band out there, okay?

When did he say anything about Dissection?

oh lawl

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-21 00:38:44


Hey, I'm back. It was a hell of a trip. Anyway, feel free to talk to me on AIM again or whatever when I'm on. Hope things went relatively well in my prolonged absence.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-21 03:08:50


At 6/21/08 12:31 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:
At 6/20/08 09:22 PM, Oppugnant wrote: Anyone got the new Scar Symmetry album yet?
Good/Bad?
They have a new album out? I must listen to it, they're awesome.

Yeah man. Came out yesterday.
The preview song on their MySpace wasn't very promising.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-21 04:47:15


At 6/20/08 08:43 PM, Nev wrote: You don't care :'(.
YOU DON'T CARE!

Don't be like that baby. She means nothing to me.

At 6/20/08 11:52 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
See, that there was a joke.

Hur hur hur.

aww shucks.

aiufhasijaifasfuhfjnaksfasfag

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-21 08:26:00


At 6/20/08 12:08 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 6/20/08 01:34 AM, Devilrider2 wrote: WTF. Only about two or three people on the replys got it right.
http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/listoft heday/69730/the-25-best-heavy-metal-band s/?page=6#comments
The maker of the list did it wrong.

... Jimi Hendrix? Aerosmith? what the fuck.

At least they didn't overlook Uriah Heep. However, the list is still pretty bad.

At 6/20/08 02:37 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: False advertising is illegal in Iceland.

Good, good. :)

At 6/20/08 05:10 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: Don't worry, I don't think Dragonforce is anyone's cup of tea here.

except maybe ryan and irish

And mine, but so what? I just enjoy DragonForce and that's that. But no, they're not one of the best bands ever.

At 6/20/08 07:27 PM, Devilrider2 wrote: I've come up with a game. All right, pick two bands that you hate and change their name around to how ever you want it.

For example:
Bullet For My Valentine: Tampon For My Anus
Trivium: Bulimium

You already picked the two bands I would have done, but anyway:

Bullet for my Valentine - Bullshit for my Valentine
Trivium - Shitvium

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-21 08:33:03


At 6/20/08 07:43 PM, Nev wrote: Haha, I found a rather truthful email in my inbox :).
It's almost as if they've realised their error in signing them :).

In a semi-related note, the Youtube community has once again proven itsself retarded for defending this song so vigariously.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-21 08:39:09


At 6/21/08 03:08 AM, Oppugnant wrote:

Yeah man. Came out yesterday.

I just got it.
It's good.
Really unique, still surprises me.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-21 09:10:42


Also.
Holy shit.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-21 09:13:09


At 6/21/08 08:39 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
I just got it.
It's good.
Really unique, still surprises me.

I got it earlier as well. Almost through it now.
The only thing that's gotten to me is the over use of cleans.

Otherwise it's quite good.


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