Fucking hell, did you guys know about this?

At 6/10/08 09:58 AM, PenisClown wrote: How is I Am The Black Wizards funny apart from the grammar and the negro wizards?

well thats exactly why. does there need to be another reason besides from those? =P

At 6/10/08 10:19 AM, PenisClown wrote: Fucking hell, did you guys know about this?

D:

At 6/9/08 06:43 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: Fun fact: the Romans kicked Britannica's ass.

Say what you like about Britain, but the fact remains that the Romans were scared of the British. And only beat them because they were a bunch of armoured swots who relied more on the rest of the army than any personal skill.

Also, they were even more scared of the Irish, and never ventured past the east coast, although that's probably because their accounts of Ireland came from a Greek Geographer who described Ireland as 'Thick with fog and teeming with Giants.'

But back on topic, I recently did a huge sub-genre crack down on my WMP.

Anyone gunna see dethklok on their live tour?

At 6/10/08 10:40 AM, Oppugnant wrote:

At 6/10/08 10:19 AM, PenisClown wrote: Fucking hell, did you guys know about this?

D:

Lame, Hetfield isn´t even using the falsetto. Mercyful Fate is so much better.

At 6/10/08 11:05 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

At 6/9/08 06:43 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: Fun fact: the Romans kicked Britannica's ass.

Say what you like about Britain, but the fact remains that the Romans were scared of the British. And only beat them because they were a bunch of armoured swots who relied more on the rest of the army than any personal skill.

not really. the majority of the british chieftains welcomed the romans as they made them richer and more powerful, most of the country didnt really put up a fight except for a few nutters like the silures or the caledonii. ryan you really need to read up more instead of relying on this hackneyed pan-celtic nationalist myth you believe in. sorry to sound condesending.

At 6/10/08 11:05 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: But back on topic, I recently did a huge sub-genre crack down on my WMP.

I told you, you should've called Heavenly 'French Fry Metal.'

At 6/10/08 03:29 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:

POST YOUR FAVOURITE 'WTF' SONG NAME TIME!

Belphegor-Sanctus Perversum

[Music / lyrics: Sigurd]

Whorehouse temple - orgasmic hell
Sado fuckfest - unholy mass
Sin triumphant - vomit the soul

Ass for an ass - cunt for a cunt

Sacramental - Coitus in Anum
Sacrificial - Bukkake delight

Gaping cornholes - raining cum

Kyrie eleison
Dominus
Christe eleison
Sanctus

[Lead: Sigurd]

Ass for an ass - cunt for a cunt

Sacramental - Coitus in Anum
Sacrificial - Bukkake delight

Glorification of flesh above spirit

Sanctus...

At 6/10/08 03:29 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:

POST YOUR FAVOURITE 'WTF' SONG NAME TIME!

Arsis- A Diamond for Disease.

At 6/10/08 03:29 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: POST YOUR FAVOURITE 'WTF' SONG NAME TIME!

Aquarius Dance-Axel Rudi Pell.

Light Jazz songs with Marracas instead of drums are not okay.

all ur answers my page!!!

At 6/10/08 01:13 PM, nurglerot wrote: all ur answers my page!!!

What?

If you want to join then you need to post for us a sampling of your metal taste, so we'd prefer if you posted ten bands that we might critique so that we might let you in.

fuck NS

At 6/9/08 05:21 PM, smeagol1 wrote: While I was on vacation I drowned a little Irish boy in the salt water by holding his head down with my boot. It was the best feeling in the world to know that I had just robbed another soul of celtic origin.

Smeagol

Either cut the bullshit or get the fuck out.

At 6/9/08 06:34 PM, Nev wrote: You can say what you like about the Nazi's, but they turned heads.

Innit Sensey :P.

lol

At 6/10/08 01:31 AM, Bonemill wrote: Sup nubz?

HEYA!

At 6/10/08 03:29 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: POST YOUR FAVOURITE 'WTF' SONG NAME TIME!

I don't even know where to begin.

pretty much any song title by Behold...the Arctopus

Farsot's only full length album 9so far, at least) has weird song titles.

Thematik: Hass
Hass - Angst
Thematik: Angst
Angst - Tod
Thematik: Tod
Tod - Trauer
Thematik: Trauer

The member's names are pretty weird as well.

And there's a song by Solefald called Buy My Sperm

You should read Solefald's lyrics sometime....strange. The lyrics for Backpaka Baba come to mind.

And they aren't metal, but Gong has a lot of weird song titles. Really, Gong is just weird overall. The lyrics are strange.

And, of course, Frank Zappa has bizarre song titles and lyrics.

I could probably come up with a lot of others, but I'm not going to bother.

Spastic Ink have weird song titles.
But I'm not sure if my opinion is being swayed by the weirdness of the music.

At 6/10/08 11:51 AM, DeIirium wrote: Lame, Hetfield isn´t even using the falsetto. Mercyful Fate is so much better.

I was very, very happy that he didn't use the falsetto.

At 6/10/08 06:06 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: pretty much any song title by Behold...the Arctopus

You Will Be Reincarnated As An Emperial Attack Space Turtle FTW.

I think that's what it's called.

And there's a song by Solefald called Buy My Sperm

Hey yeah, I noticed that yesterday. I have all their albums now. I'm sooooooorta getting into avant-garde.

You should read Solefald's lyrics sometime....strange. The lyrics for Backpaka Baba come to mind.

Will do.

At 6/10/08 06:22 PM, Nev wrote: Spastic Ink have weird song titles.
But I'm not sure if my opinion is being swayed by the weirdness of the music.

They don't have really wierd song titles.

I guess 'Harm And Half-Time Baking Shuffle' would be the weirdest.

At 6/10/08 09:01 PM, PenisClown wrote: Hey yeah, I noticed that yesterday. I have all their albums now. I'm sooooooorta getting into avant-garde.

The other week you loved Avant-Garde. Now you're sorta getting into it...?

They don't have really wierd song titles.

Its true. But the concepts are weird, so A Morning with Squeakie seems weirder because of the weird concept.
The Cereal Mouse is a WTF title though. Regardless of other issues.

At 6/10/08 09:13 PM, Nev wrote: The other week you loved Avant-Garde. Now you're sorta getting into it...?

It hit and misses. But it's hitting the more I listen to it.

They don't have really wierd song titles.

Its true. But the concepts are weird, so A Morning with Squeakie seems weirder because of the weird concept.
The Cereal Mouse is a WTF title though. Regardless of other issues.

I guess so.

Well guys, I made a horrible demo I want you all to listen to.
Here it is.

At 6/10/08 03:29 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: POST YOUR FAVOURITE 'WTF' SONG NAME TIME!

I've got a shitload. Coming to mind right now are

Arab On Radar songs:
God is Dad
Father, Son and the Goalie Post
Semen on the Mount
Vatican is Up to Bat Again
Di to solve Pi
the album those songs are found on is called Yahweh or the Highway, by the way.

Demilich also has some good ones:
When the Sun Drank the Weight of Water
The Sixteenth Six-Tooth Son of Fourteen Four-Regional Dimensions (Still Unnamed)
Inherited Bowel Levitation-Reduced Without Any Effort
The Putrefying Road in the Nineteenth Extremity (...Somewhere Inside The Bowels of Endlessness...)
The Planet That Once Used to Absorb Flesh in Order to Achieve Divinity and Immortality (Suffocated to the Flesh That It Desired...)
Raped Embalmed Beauty Sleep

the lyrics are even weirder. "the planet..." lyrics:

A silent forsaken planet
It's pores full of flesh
It once used to be alive
Now dead, condemned to loneliness

Lying in space, completely alone
Covered with tons and tons of piles of bone
The former master of the Universe and
its stars
The former master died its cover full of scars
Its core has gotten cool
The greed has shown fatality
No more absorbing, no consuming
It will never reach immortality

At 6/10/08 11:05 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Say what you like about Britain, but the fact remains that the Romans were scared of the British.

I'd be afraid of a bunch of stinky dudes with humongous swords and spiky hair too.

:And only beat them because they were a bunch of armoured swots who relied more on the rest of the army than any personal skill.

Romans had shitloads of personal skill. And since when is wearing armor a bad thing? It made them more effective. And since when were we discussing personal skill of the warriors in question? I specifically said that the romans kicked British ass, i never said they were the better fighters. Which they were, by the way. The Celts just attacked in a big mob, swinging their bullshit swords at the Romans. The lorica segmentata was specifically made to block chopping and slashing, and the Romans would laugh at fighters that didn't stab.

You're the worst person in the world to debate history with ever.

Like Mr. Durgan said, you keep relying on this vague, glorified image of a proud Celtic warrior, whose vast and grand achievements have been downplayed and diminished by time. You are acting like it is your duty to inform everyone about the Celts. This is dumb, I'm not talking about history with you anymore.

There is actually an undisputed band with WTF song titles. And that band is Sleep Terror.
I can understand about 4 words.

At 6/10/08 10:54 PM, Nev wrote: There is actually an undisputed band with WTF song titles. And that band is Sleep Terror.
I can understand about 4 words.

Somnambulist Pedophile is a good song title, hahaha.

for those who are unaware, a somnambulist is a sleepwalker.

Fuck, I forgot about Demilich.

And guys, please, my demo.

And guys, please, my demo.

At 6/10/08 11:24 PM, PenisClown wrote: And guys, please, my demo.

Goddamnit, dude, is it so much to ask you just put your MP3's on NG?

Hosting on another site is frickin blasphemy.

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1 50172

Now THAT'S how you whore audio.

BTW, is this technically grindcore?

Spastic Ink doesn't really have song titles that are all that strange. They're just a bit weird,

I was just listening to a song by Einsturzende Neubauten and the title looked like a couple of randomly selected letters. I can't remember what it was. I was about to post it, but then I lost electricity in my house for one or two seconds due to a storm.

At 6/10/08 10:08 PM, PenisClown wrote: It hit and misses. But it's hitting the more I listen to it.

Avant-garde is the best.

At 6/10/08 10:44 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: Demilich also has some good ones:

I can't believe I forgot about the bizarre song titles of Demilich.

At 6/10/08 11:28 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 6/10/08 11:24 PM, PenisClown wrote: And guys, please, my demo.

Goddamnit, dude, is it so much to ask you just put your MP3's on NG?

YES IT IS.

BTW, is this technically grindcore?

I would have to say that is grindcore.

At 6/10/08 11:31 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: I was just listening to a song by Einsturzende Neubauten and the title looked like a couple of randomly selected letters. I can't remember what it was. I was about to post it, but then I lost electricity in my house for one or two seconds due to a storm.

Since when have you listened to Einstürzende Neubauten?! They're one of my favorite bands!

NNNAAAMMM is a weird song title by them, as is Der Tod ist Ein Dandy (Death is a Dandy) and Headcleaner. Their titles are all pretty weird, but most of them are in German so it doesn't really matter to us English speakers.

At 6/11/08 12:05 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: Since when have you listened to Einstürzende Neubauten?! They're one of my favorite bands!

since very recently. and Wumpscut.

NNNAAAMMM is a weird song title by them, as is Der Tod ist Ein Dandy (Death is a Dandy) and Headcleaner.

No, I don't think it was any of those. I think the title had an exclamation point at the end of it.

At 6/11/08 12:28 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: since very recently. and Wumpscut.

We have much to discuss in the way of EN.

No, I don't think it was any of those. I think the title had an exclamation point at the end of it.

only one with an exclamation mark i can think of is Feurio!