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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-05 23:13:48


At 6/5/08 10:42 PM, IAmTheBlackWizards wrote: He killed mayhem's guitarist

"I DIDN'T DO IT GUYS I SWEAR, HE SIMPLY FELL ON A LAMP. I was so shocked until I realized I had killed someone accidentally and the shirt I was wearing said pleasure to kill on it. Then I lol'd."

and burned down churches.

HEY! That's according to Varg that's a rumor! Wouldn't want to go sullying anybodies name with crimes they didn't commit.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-06 00:03:50


At 6/5/08 11:06 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 6/5/08 10:42 PM, IAmTheBlackWizards wrote: do you guys know Varg Vikernes? He,s the only member of Burzum. He killed mayhem's guitarist and burned down churches. he,s in prison since 1993 I think... watch video
He's the Britney Spears of black metal.

Only instead of shaving his head, he grew the best/worst facial hair ever, and instead of multiple DUI charges, he burned down churches, and instead of losing custody of his kids he killed Euronymous and went to jail.

Crazy a motherfucker as he is, I still dig Burzum.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-06 00:27:53


Just got the new Darkspace album Dark Space III.

A lot more synth in this one but it works brilliantly.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-06 00:45:59


Carnifex has 2 new songs up!!! :D
:D:D:D:D:D


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-06 01:52:40


So what must I do to join this group of people?


Well, Fuck...

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-06 01:55:22


At 6/6/08 01:52 AM, Cock-Joke wrote: So what must I do to join this group of people?

List 10 Metal bands you listen to and a Horseman will approve you.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-06 02:02:26


At 6/6/08 01:55 AM, Oppugnant wrote: List 10 Metal bands you listen to and a Horseman will approve you.

ok then
These aren't in any order just off the top of my head
1.Children of Bodom
2.Necrophagist
3.Mastodon
4.Behemoth
5.Nile
6.Strapping Young Lad
7.Opeth
8.Soilwork
9.Dimmu Borgir
10.Pantera

Anyone have any good Black Metal bands?


Well, Fuck...

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-06 02:06:08


At 6/5/08 10:42 PM, IAmTheBlackWizards wrote: do you guys know Varg Vikernes?

Of course. I remember reading a crazy article about him, awesome story behind him and all. As well as music.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-06 03:25:47


At 6/6/08 02:02 AM, Cock-Joke wrote: Anyone have any good Black Metal bands?

You're in.

I'll give you a list of black metal bands later. I'm going to bed now. I shouldn't even be awake now.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-06 04:41:54


Varg is my homeboy.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-06 08:45:07


At 6/6/08 04:41 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote: Varg is my homeboy.

I see someone decided to show up.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-06 09:49:23


At 6/6/08 04:41 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote: Varg is my homeboy.

WELL LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN

we've missed you.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-06 10:07:57


So anyway, I picked up Opeth's Watershed (along with tickets for their concert here in September) and Devin Townsend's Biomech today.

I wasn't as blown away by Opeth's new material as I thought I'd be but I have a feeling it'll grow on me. As for Devin, it was his first album which I think he released when he was 19 and I have to say it is amazing, I'd definitely recommend it.

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-06 10:27:02


At 6/6/08 10:07 AM, Omega-Epsilon wrote:

Whoa! I didn't know you joined up here.

I've seen your post in General a bit in a few Music related threads and wondered when you'd come here.

So anyway, I picked up Opeth's Watershed (along with tickets for their concert here in September) and Devin Townsend's Biomech today.

Nice, I'm going to see them too. In Melbourne on the 5th.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-06 11:28:31


At 6/5/08 12:38 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Oh. My. God.

What the hell were they thinking when they named this?

I have no idea at all, but that album title is lame as fuck. Also, they claim the style will be the same as their previous albums, so that makes me less interested in this one.

At 6/5/08 06:10 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 6/5/08 04:02 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: That cover doesn't sound Nu-Metal.
What it sounds like is shit.

^^

At 6/5/08 08:16 PM, Nev wrote: Its a very complex song is Octavarium, way too many references and such in it.

Yes, but I still like it.

At 6/6/08 04:41 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote: Varg is my homeboy.

Long time no see...

Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-06 12:23:54


At 6/6/08 03:25 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: I'll give you a list of black metal bands later. I'm going to bed now. I shouldn't even be awake now.

alright then. I'll list whatever comes to mind. I can't recall everything.

Agatus
Zemial
Varathon
Blut Aus Nord
Farsot
Negura Bunget
in Lingua Mortua
Vindsval
le Grand Guignol
Mirrorthrone

I can't think of ay more right now.

At 6/6/08 04:41 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote: Varg is my homeboy.

Hello, there.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-06 12:48:12


At 6/6/08 12:03 AM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 6/5/08 11:06 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 6/5/08 10:42 PM, IAmTheBlackWizards wrote: do you guys know Varg Vikernes? He,s the only member of Burzum. He killed mayhem's guitarist and burned down churches. he,s in prison since 1993 I think... watch video
He's the Britney Spears of black metal.
Only instead of shaving his head, he grew the best/worst facial hair ever, and instead of multiple DUI charges, he burned down churches, and instead of losing custody of his kids he killed Euronymous and went to jail.

I think what he meant is that he's a shit musician who lets something get in the way of the music, making it shit in the process.

Except in Britney's case, it's a genre, and in Varg's case it's idealogy.

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-06 13:57:37


Fuck off Ryan.

Metal Hell


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-06 14:08:27


At 6/6/08 01:57 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Fuck off Ryan.

Lol.
Guess whos back? Back again, Fattys back, with some gin!
Hey guys long time no see! I've been grounded :P
But thats not the worst of it, ALL of my computer has been deleted, my music, movies and projects everything is gone...
So I'm gonna start D-Wording soon.
But some good news to whom may care. We just bought a house and I get my own apartment room thing and my Band is finally going somewhere!
Woo!

Also...

METAL!

When I die. It will be in a blaze of glory.

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-06 14:11:46


At 6/6/08 01:57 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Fuck off Ryan.

What follows is what went through my head after I had read that:
"Okay, it's flaming ti-...Actually, no, I don't feel like it. It made me laugh a bit, I suppose, and what's the point of flaming Kidd? It's not like his life can get any worse. I think I'll just play along while I laugh at his arrogant smugness. Let him think he's infallible. Let him think that he's getting to me. That will only make it all the sweeter when he realises that pixels on a screen can't really do anything to me."

OH GAWD.U HAS HURTED MA FEELUNS.*sobsobsob*


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-06 14:50:45


Get over yourself Ryan.
There is no-one more smug nor as arrogant as you, And no-one with less warrant than you to be so.

Jeez, how tough you are.
Pixels on a screen can't reach to you..
Yeah go try to drown yourself because you were too much of a pussy to talk to some girl in the Park, Then come crawling here for pity.

You aren't looking smart, in how you're acting.
You're not making me some puppet in some game of yours.
I don't feel patronized.

You know why?
Because you're not fucking good enough to Patronize me.
You're not smart enough to Toy with me, or anyone.

I'm not stupid.
I fully realize that just because I write this, You're going to crawl into some corner and Cry.
And that's not intent either.

My Intent is to Educate you, To tell you when you're wrong, To tell you when you're being a dick, So that maybe, under all that hypocrisy, and lies to yourself, there might be a good person, Not some dick that won't admit when he's wrong.

So that you might actually fucking grow up.
So you might look back at yourself in years and not feel terrible about what a fucking idiot you were.

You actually can't flame for shit, But yes, My Life can't really get much worse.
Now that I've finally Graduated, I have two jobs and Work 12 hours every day, 5 on Weekends,Not at some store or something, Hard fucking work, In the Fishing industry.

But because I've been put through so much shit, I Have clarity.

I'm not just some kid that sit on his throne, Built for him by others, thinkin' he's all that, Snobbily ranting over others, making no sense because He as no fucking Idea what He's talking about, and Ignoring everyone that disagrees, Because He hates being wrong.

You are.

And you know what?
When you realize that, And come to terms with it, You will do anything to change it, If you don't, You'll turn out like my Stepdad.

Waking up every day, Bullying your kids, to feel good about yourself, to Feel strong.
Because you are Weak.

This is what I've been trying to do.
Now, There are two ways to do this.
I can go All dr.Phil on you like I am now, Or I can do It indirectly.

Fuck it.
I'm not even going to bother anymore, You can go ahead.
It's your life, Enjoy being hated by everyone for the whole ride.
I'm just ignoring you from now on.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-06 15:14:46


Welcome back, Blackdoom.

Kidd and Ryan, chill the hell out.

So, I guess nobody has any of the albums that I so desperately need? :(


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-06 15:16:45


At 6/6/08 02:50 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Because you are Weak.

I resent this.

You think I've never worked? You think I've never had it rough? Well I've got news for you. Just because I've never fucked up my own life doesn't make me week. Count your Godamn blessings, at least you have a father. Weak isn't defined as keeping yourself out of trouble. I'll admit that I'm not nearly as bad off as some people. Then again, some people have two parents. Some people don't have problems. Some people can have someone lie to your face, go off and do the complete opposite, and they think nothing of it. Some people don't have fantasies of murder. But some people don't have what I take for granted. And as for me being some dick that's always wrong. That isn't true. And if I wanted your help and 'education' I would have asked. Maybe I don't want to be a good person, maybe I like being fallible, maybe I like being subject to my animus and nothing else. No one else. You think I'm not smart enough to toy with you? Fair enough, you're a smart person. But anyone else? I could and I have.

And as for ignoring me? I find that laughable. You'll strive to create a war when there is none. You'll jump in and shout incoherant insults and someone when it's not your fight. Maybe you're not like that all the time. I'll never know.

Maybe I should just make a point so we can disrupt the peace and help us get kicked out, would that be okay?

Here goes:
I don't want to be your enemy. Truth betold, I've never given a fuck about all this Viking/Celt bullshit. I'd use the excuse that you started it, but that would be a tad childish. But now I've come to terms with the fact that to make a post like that, you must really hate my fucking guts. I should ignore it, but I can't. I should just dismiss it, but I don't want to. I don't know why. But what I do know is that I don't want to continue this fight any longer. It all falls to incoherant lies and overly-dramatic, staccato posts anyway. That, or one of the horsemen will interject and threaten to kick us out. I should have just left this at one line, but I've drawn it out. My original point still stands, neither of us can win. You were definately smart to say that you'd just ignore me, even if I don't believe that for a second. I'd like to put all this behind me, but you and I both know that's impossible.

Go ahead.
Take your shots.
I deserve it.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-06 15:26:48


At 6/6/08 03:14 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:

So, I guess nobody has any of the albums that I so desperately need? :(

I can get you them.
I don't have them, But I'll look, I assume you mean the ones you posted about like 3 or 4 pages back?
You'll also need to have torrent if you want them.

I'll PM you when I have more.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-06 15:29:19


Okay, so I've been watching those fly on the wall Metallica things on Youtube. About half of them are just Metallica faffing about, one's of Lars rubbing the demo discs against the camera, and the rest are Death Is Not the End. Looks good, they're back to Standard tuning.

Also, I am now setting about aquiring my lost Die Apokalyptischen Reiter collection.

Links would help.

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-06 15:54:19


At 6/6/08 03:14 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Welcome back, Blackdoom.

Yay someone noticed :D


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-06 16:03:53


At 6/6/08 03:54 PM, Blackdoom13 wrote:
At 6/6/08 03:14 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Welcome back, Blackdoom.
Yay someone noticed :D

I noticed, I just wasn't online at the time. >:|


It ain't easy being cheesey.

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-06 16:50:38


Kidd, shut up.

Your philosophical rant against Ryan for his opinion isn't going to help. We know he's the last person able to judge if something is metal, but no need to go on a psycho rant just because you two kids argue all the fucking time about absolutely nothing.

Both of you, get over yourselves.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-06 17:45:00


At 6/6/08 04:50 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: We know he's the last person able to judge if something is metal

Thanks Idios, you're a Saint, really.


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Response to Metal Hell 2008-06-06 18:43:13


Ronnie James Dio from year 1960,
This man is a fucking legend.