At 12/11/07 05:12 PM, Nev wrote:At 12/11/07 05:10 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: And didn't you come up with that Homosexuals Imitating Metal moinker?I'm pretty sure he didn't.
Thats been around for years.
Probably, but he's the one who got it stuck in my head.
I will now proceed to take the piss out of ANYONE who likes HIM. Incessantly. For a living.
Also, during the discussion of girlfriends of which we were having (looks back) some time ago. I will give my two cents/pence/yen/oranges (or chickens, if you live in a northern country).
Metal chicks are indeed hard to cum by (ULTIMATE FUCKING ZING !!!! :D) and as someone said, it is easier to make one than to just get one of the shelf. Not in a manner disimillar to a dog kennel. The girl I'm after is already going out with somebody, as I have told you, and she did not seem to care when he called me an 'Emo bastard'. But probably would care if I kicked his teeth in.
So yeah, I'm pretty much alienated from any attractive women at school whatsoever.
Also, yesterday in Rugby, my team were a bunch of fucking retards and just jumped out of whoever was running towards our try line, or ran into touch/LITERALLY HANDED THE BALL TO THE OTHER FUCKING TEAM. However, it balanced out because every other team I played were a bunch of idiots that are frightened of me (a lot of people are. No I'm serious. It's because I'm big) and just stand there when I've got the ball.
I even asked a coach once, I got the ball passed to me, I ran for a bit, and since the other team were doing nothing I asked, "Am I alright?" (translation for anyone who doesn't speak English as their first language 'Am I abiding by the rules?') she nodded, then I just score a try.
Also, some guy jumped on my back, I ran 3/4 of the pitch and still scored.
What does this have to do with metal, you ask? Well, whenever I grunted while driving or being hit or whatever, I was really growling the lyrics to 'Make Them Suffer'.