At 11/21/07 03:29 PM, Bonemill wrote:

I thought it was funny.... oh well.

Lol You're drunk, Don't post in the Hell, I Told you.
It's not funny at all :P

I have just Hear an AWESOME song, Surprisingly, It's by Cradle of filth :S
It's Called Bathory Aria, It's 11 minutes, And Very awesome.

8. Bathory Aria

[I. Benighted Like Usher]

Snuffed tapers sighed
As Death left impressing
His crest of cold tears on the Countess

Benighted like ill-fated Usher
The House of Bathory shrouded
'Neath griefs dark facade

If only I could have wept
In mourning by Her side
I would have clasped Her so tight
Like storm-beached Aphrodite
Drowned on Kytherean tides

And Kissed Her
For from Her alone
My lips would have known
Enigmas of shadowy vistas

Where pleasures took flesh
And pain, remorseless
Came freezing the breath
Of raucous life hushed unto whispers

Benighted.

Inhaling the pale waning moonlight that crept
Through the crypt of Her Lord who so lucidly slept

Benighted.

Exhaling the wail of black widowhood's toll
Waxing eternal night entered Her soul

[II. A Murder of Ravens in Fugue]

Now haranguing grey skies
With revenge upon life
Gnathic and Sapphic
Needs begged gendercide

Delusions of Grandier denounced the revolt
Of descrying cursed glass, disenchanted in vaults
Encircled by glyphs midst Her sin-sistered cult

With hangman's abandon She plied spiritworlds
To Archangels in bondage
From light to night hurled
Cast down to the earth where torment would unfurl.......

But soon,
Her tarot proved
Hybrid rumours spread like tumours
Would accrue
And blight Her stars
However scarred
To better bitter truths
Of cold bloodbaths

As bodies rose
In rigid droves
To haunt Her from their
Shallow burials imposed
When wolves exhumed
Their carthen wombs
Where heavy frosts had laboured long
To bare their wounds

To the depths of Her soul they pursued
Wielding their poison they flew
Like a murder of ravens in fugue

And knowing their raptures
Would shatter Her dreams
She clawed blackened books for damnation's reprieve
Baneful cawed canons on amassed enemies

So Hallow's Eve
As She received
Like Bellona to the ball
Those enemies
Fell-sisters heaved
Her torturies
Cross stained flagstones
To Her carriage reined to flee

But She knew She must brave the night through
Though fear crept a deathshead o'er the moon
Like a murder of ravens in Fugue

For each masked, jewelled gaze held dread purpose
Horror froze painted eyes to cold stares
And even Her dance
In the vast mirrors cast
Looked the ill of Her future
If fate feasted there....

[III. Eyes That Witnessed Madness]

In an age crucified by the nails of faith
When rank scarecrows of christ blighted lands
An aloof Countess born an obsidian wraith
Dared the abyss knowing well She was damned
Her life whispered grief like a funeral march
Twisted and yearning, obsessed an entranced
With those succumbing to cruelty
Crushed 'neath the gait of Her dance
A whirlwind of fire that swept through the briers
Of sweet rose Her thickets of black thorn had grasped...

She demanded the Heavens and forever to glean
The elixir of Youth from the pure
Whilst Her lesbian fantasies
Reamed to extremes
O'er decades unleashed
Came for blood's silken cure

But Her reign ended swiftly
For Dark Gods dreamt too deep
To heed Her pleas

When Her gaolers were assailed
With condemnations from a priest
Who'd stammered rites
In the dead of night
For maidens staining winding sheets

And She postured proud
When Her crimes were trowelled
And jezebelled to peasant lips
Though She smelt the fires
That licked limbs higher
To the tortured cunts of accomplices

So ends this twisted fable's worth
And though spared the pyre's bite
By dint of nobled bloodlined birth
Her sins (crimes) garnered Her no respite

Forever severed from the thrill of coming night
Where slow Death alone could grant Her flight

"The Spirits have all but fled judgement
I rot, alone, insane,
Where the forest whispers puce laments for me
From amidst the pine and wreathed wolfsbane
Beyond these walls, wherein condemned
To the gloom of an austere tomb
I pace with feral madness sent
Through the pale beams of a guiltless moon
Who, bereft of necrologies, thus
Commands creation over the earth
Whilst I resign my lips to death
A slow cold kiss that chides rebirth
Though one last wish is bequathed by fate
My beauty shalt wilt, unseen
Save for twin black eyes that shalt come to take
My soul to peace or Hell for company"

My soul to Hell for company
LISTENZ.

At 11/21/07 04:55 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: My soul to Hell for company
LISTENZ.

Kay. Now what?

'Tis good.

At 11/21/07 05:10 PM, kylexthexpostman wrote:

At 11/21/07 04:55 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: My soul to Hell for company
LISTENZ.

Kay. Now what?

'Tis good.

Now say:
"ZOMG KIDD YOU HAVE SUCH GOOD MUSIC TASTE, YOU ARE ACTUALLY SO GOOD AT CHOOSING MUSIC, THAT YOU FOUND A GOOD SONG BY CRADLE OF FILTH"

At 11/21/07 05:11 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:

At 11/21/07 05:10 PM, kylexthexpostman wrote:

At 11/21/07 04:55 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: My soul to Hell for company
LISTENZ.

Kay. Now what?

'Tis good.

Now say:
"ZOMG KIDD YOU HAVE SUCH GOOD MUSIC TASTE, YOU ARE ACTUALLY SO GOOD AT CHOOSING MUSIC, THAT YOU FOUND A GOOD SONG BY CRADLE OF FILTH"

"ZOMG KIDD YOU HAVE SUCH GOOD MUSIC TASTE, YOU ARE ACTUALLY SO GOOD AT CHOOSING MUSIC, THAT YOU FOUND A GOOD -" WAIT A SECOND, FOO'! Cradle of Filth is awesome, they aren't the best, but they're alright.

Yeah, Cradle of Filth are good, Cradle of Filth Got me into metal.
I skipped my Nu-metal phase and went into Shit like Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, Satyricon And Old Man's Child Right away, Like "Sell-out" black metal stuff.

Sure, because I didn't like Slipknot, Korn, Limp Bizkit, And Some Rap shit, I could never talk to my friends about music, And therefore didn't really have all that many friends....

Got my ass kicked for being a "freak" because I started dying my hair Black at age 10.....
(stopped at 14, I promise)

Although, This song is the sole reason I am even here today. (First CoF song I heard)

While all my Friends were learning shit like Enter sandman and Stuff on guitar, I Learned Cthulhu dawn, And Born in a Burial gown, Born in a burial gown Got me faster, Because I HAD to get the thing in the beginning right.

Yeah, I know I've said this 2347538945 times before, But It's right, Cradle of Filth changed my life for the better.

At 11/19/07 04:59 PM, Goatchrist wrote: Stop the porn in here or we're going to get locked. Happened before!

BTW, your siblings are all lame anyway, I give you my almighty recent self :P

What the hell. You're too much of a cutie pie look to be as metal as you are.

At 11/21/07 06:15 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:

At 11/19/07 04:59 PM, Goatchrist wrote: Stop the porn in here or we're going to get locked. Happened before!

BTW, your siblings are all lame anyway, I give you my almighty recent self :P

What the hell. You're too much of a cutie pie look to be as metal as you are.

I look very not metal. I wear cashmere and usually wear expensive dressy clothes.

I look like an upper-class, pale white kid, really.

At 11/21/07 06:56 PM, 0peth wrote:

I look very not metal. I wear cashmere and usually wear expensive dressy clothes.

I look like an upper-class, pale white kid, really.

Oh ya, i dont look metal at all anymore. But his face just generally looks to sweet is what Im saying.

At 11/21/07 06:59 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:

At 11/21/07 06:56 PM, 0peth wrote:

I look very not metal. I wear cashmere and usually wear expensive dressy clothes.

I look like an upper-class, pale white kid, really.

Oh ya, i dont look metal at all anymore. But his face just generally looks to sweet is what Im saying.

I do have a constant serious expression on my face though.

Yeah, he is a nice guy. Wolf in sheep's clothing :D

Cradle of filth blow donkey balls.

I can safely say I look the least metal out of all of you :P

At 11/21/07 07:49 PM, Rokuro wrote: Whew. Another year under my belt. And with it, a snappy new Camera.

So guess who gets the first pic? You beautiful bitches.

Awww...did you draw that just for us?

I've got the album that Bathory Aria is on. Yes, I bought 2 COF albums to check them out. They blow. Hard.

I skipped my Nu-metal phase and went into Shit like Cradle of Filth

Ghey.

Dimmu Borgir

Ghey.

Satyricon

Ghey. Well, Dark Medievil Times was pretty good.

And Old Man's Child

Very ghey.

Cradle of Filth changed my life for the better.

Kill yourself. At least I have my dignity. The first 3 Metallica albums got me into metal.

At 11/21/07 01:48 PM, IrishGun wrote:

At 11/21/07 01:41 PM, Bonemill wrote: Ah, i havent pic spammed in a while. Honestly, im losin mah touch.

so heres a lawlcat.

Not as funny asa some of the picz I has.

LolAzns, there in. (I also have lolbabies, loltigers and lolducks.

Random picture of the day.

I can safely say I look the least metal out of all of you :P

I challenge you that statement.

1st round. And uhhh ignore the girls name :D

At 11/21/07 07:49 PM, Rokuro wrote: So guess who gets the first pic? You beautiful bitches.

Oh you!

Mandatory post, happy almost Thanksgiving.

At 11/21/07 10:27 PM, Rokuro wrote: TURKEY IS METUUUUUUL

It tastes good.

I'm pumped for tomorrow!

At 11/21/07 10:32 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:

At 11/21/07 10:27 PM, Rokuro wrote: TURKEY IS METUUUUUUL

It tastes good.

I'm pumped for tomorrow!

Due to the stuffing of the face or other reasons?

At 11/21/07 10:39 PM, cornbin wrote:

At 11/21/07 10:32 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:

At 11/21/07 10:27 PM, Rokuro wrote: TURKEY IS METUUUUUUL

It tastes good.

I'm pumped for tomorrow!

Due to the stuffing of the face or other reasons?

One word: food.

Biznatches.

HEY IF YOU PLAY AN AWESOME INSTURMENT COME CHECK OUT TH INSTURMENT CLUB!!!!!!!!

For thanksgiving I'm smoking fat L's, so when it comes time for Turkey, I'm down to munch without questions asked. :D

Also, I guess I have another random picture.

Currently listening to: Soilwork - Overload

I have nothing to look forward to tomorrow. Thanksgiving was never a day I cared for. I don't feel like baking any turkey, and I have too many other things to take care of.

This request is going to seem stupid, but fuck it I'm curious. Does anyone know of any band's that are kind of slow, not funeral doom slow mind you, but just sluggish, doomy, and entirely accoustic? Like Borknagar's latest album, but Doomy instead of Folky.

At 11/21/07 11:01 PM, kylexthexpostman wrote:

I'm down to munch without questions asked. :D

Meet me in the back.

HAR HAR HAR.

I'm in good spirits due to tomorrow.

At 11/21/07 10:57 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:

At 11/21/07 10:39 PM, cornbin wrote:

At 11/21/07 10:32 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:

At 11/21/07 10:27 PM, Rokuro wrote:

One word: food.

Only reason I celebrate it, food

STORY THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THANKSGIVING OR TURKIES. READ AND REPLY MOTHA FUCKAAAAAAAZ. <333

If it ain't metal enough for you, I'll suck your hot dog.

Raa. I are teh most metul.

Warning: "Poseur" material up ahead.
Yes, I have joined. Just inactive.

Anyway, I think I need some metal fashion pointers. While I know that, unlike some genres of music, what you wear does not symbolize your devotion to the style, my inner teenager nonetheless needs to flaunt his taste in music.
With shirts, it's pretty straightforward. I have a couple tees and hoodies. They get me around. However, at the moment I'm displeased with the other stuff I wear. My jeans are too baggy. My shoes are just meh. I plan on changing this pretty soon. Any suggestions?

We don't celebrate Thanksgiving here in Au, so yeah now I feel left out...