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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-21 00:49:54


At 11/20/07 10:03 PM, omfgItsZoidy wrote:
At 11/20/07 07:37 PM, cornbin wrote: His response: "You listen to that emo crap?"
I don't really care what people listen to, but when they talk badly about metal it pisses me off, especially when they call it emo.

I agree with you, I have a friend who listens to rap and used to call rock and metal "screaming about cutting yourself," I gave about a 5 minute rant on how that is not metal and he has somewhat learned to not say stuff like that


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-21 02:07:24


At 11/21/07 12:49 AM, Lost-Thought wrote: I agree with you, I have a friend who listens to rap and used to call rock and metal "screaming about cutting yourself," I gave about a 5 minute rant on how that is not metal and he has somewhat learned to not say stuff like that

I don't usually defend metal unless they call it emo, otherwise I just talk shit about their music. >:D


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-21 02:28:52


At 11/20/07 10:00 PM, Bonemill wrote:
At 11/20/07 09:47 PM, 0peth wrote: Angel of Revenge by Varathron > Angel of Death by Slayer
Any day, any month, any year.
well what about angel of retribution by belphegor?

Definitely on par.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-21 06:37:00


Oh yeah. I joined on page 385.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-21 08:26:12


Oh right;
I Officially joined on page 878.

after my first request was denied =P

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-21 09:49:54


At 11/20/07 12:15 PM, Goatchrist wrote: Nah, other clubs, but it happens fast.

Damn, but myself, I wouldn't post any porn to the BBS.

At 11/20/07 04:55 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: I should rip off your little pubescent testicles and feed them to some hungry dogs right about now. Oh, and you only got that mentality from your brother.

I still need to check out Doom metal. Perhaps I will soon. Recommendations?

At 11/20/07 10:03 PM, omfgItsZoidy wrote: stuff

Wow, there are too many idiots in this world.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-21 10:02:34


At 11/21/07 09:49 AM, Bahamut wrote: I still need to check out Doom metal. Perhaps I will soon. Recommendations?

Idio started me out with Electric Wizard, Fu Manchu and Kyuss.
The first two I like a lot. Kyuss are good, but I can't help but think of James Hetfield when listening to them.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-21 10:52:15


Vital Remains- Angels Of Blasphemy?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-21 11:09:25


At 11/20/07 09:47 PM, 0peth wrote: Angel of Revenge by Varathron > Angel of Death by Slayer

Any day, any month, any year.

That is all.

PM me some sort of link? I'm unable to find it anywhere.

At 11/21/07 12:07 AM, X-Imperium-X wrote:
At 11/20/07 10:03 PM, omfgItsZoidy wrote:
At 11/20/07 07:37 PM, cornbin wrote: His response: "You listen to that emo crap?"
Kids are ignorant. If they are intimidated by it or don't understand it they are likely to put it down. It is not a reflection of yourself or the music/culture you belong to. If you wanted to easily understood, you wouldn't have gotten into this section of musical pie in the first place. In my experience, putting up with nufags, posers, and haters alike are always rewarded by some good, honest music, of good quality and musicianship. Shit, even most poor metal is more musically inclined than mainstream rock (which is ok to like too, just different). That justifies it all. Tell those kids to fuck off.

That's kind of what I said. I told him how if he didn't get 'it' then to fuck off because there's this thing about good music and it's called opinion,and when you want to stopping being ignorant you can learn to accepts others.


I've been Fab since the re-design,have you?

JUST BECAUSE I LISTEN TO COREY HART :'[

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-21 12:03:05


While we're on the subject of ranting about musically-ignorant fags, I will contribute my own story, and it just so happens it happened this very day.

It was the morning, I had nothing to do except sit around in my locker bay, I take out my MP3 player and start listening to some Machine Head (It was either Aesthetics of Hate or Wolves, I forget.) two guys come up to me (Scott and Ollie, they're okay guys), and since I was listening to it fairly loudly, they could hear it, and Ollie said, "Do you actually think that emo shit's good?" Scott looks at him and saiys, "That's crap." and they laugh and walk away.

Nothing much happened from then on until lunch, this little chav Graham says 'Heavy Metal sucks!' I chase after him, but as I'm a big lad, I couldn't catch him. I say to myself, "Fuck this." So I get Nile, Paddy and Brian, and they wait behind the door of a lunch room while I just stand in the doorway. Graham spanks himself and yells "Metal sucks!" repeatedly and in a very child-like demenor.

I just stand there, smirking, I say, "Now!" and Brain and Nile jump on him, pin him to the ground, and Paddy gives him a dig in the stomach. I give him the hardest, most brutal, most forceful punch I could muster (I weigh 75kg. The majority of that is upper body muscle. That should give you a good idea of how much it hurt him) and he sits there clutching his stomach for the next 30 seconds or so.

He gets up, crying, and yells in my face, "Emo bastard!" then he scampers, knocks Atlanta over (Who happens to be the particular red-headed female that I harbour some sort of hope at a personal relationship with), she grabs him by the collar, gets up and kicks him in the nuts. :D

T'was a glorious day, if I do say so myself.

Whereupon my europhia immediately wore off after Alex (a friend of mine from the South constantly trying to help me with teh wemenz) tried to get me to ask Atlanta out. I flung him against the wall and bolted.

My PSN: Obilisk745

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

Add me on Steam! :D

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-21 12:32:09


At 11/21/07 12:03 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: (I weigh 75kg. The majority of that is upper body muscle.)

You misspelled fat.
How's This for Upper Body Muscle?

:Nev is not allowed to Reply to this, stfu. :P

I weigh like 65 kg btw.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-21 12:35:06


At 11/20/07 02:12 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Watch.NAO.

It's definently not bad, but it ain't great. It's just in the middle, you know?

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-21 12:45:45


Emo VS. Metal.

As seen on Bonemill's profile.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-21 12:48:32


At 11/21/07 12:45 PM, kylexthexpostman wrote: Emo VS. Metal.

As seen on Bonemill's profile.

forgot the fucking link. i'm sooo out of it today, wow.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/35 4255

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-21 12:49:20


At 11/21/07 12:32 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: How's This for Upper Body Muscle?

Nice curtains muscle man.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-21 13:05:39


At 11/21/07 12:49 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote:
At 11/21/07 12:32 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: How's This for Upper Body Muscle?
Nice curtains muscle man.

Hes refering to my pubic hairs and the muscle man means my gigantic penis. Which for some odd reason I can flex.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-21 13:08:18


At 11/21/07 01:05 PM, Bonemill wrote:
At 11/21/07 12:49 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote:
At 11/21/07 12:32 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: How's This for Upper Body Muscle?
Nice curtains muscle man.
Hes refering to my pubic hairs and the muscle man means my gigantic penis. Which for some odd reason I can flex.

AIM.
NAO.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-21 13:26:49


At 11/20/07 04:55 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 11/20/07 01:20 PM, IrishGun wrote:
FUCK DOOM
I should rip off your little pubescent testicles and feed them to some hungry dogs right about now. Oh, and you only got that mentality from your brother.

Aw, shucks, you rip everyone's balls off. :3

At 11/20/07 05:24 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 11/20/07 04:55 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
I should rip off your little pubescent testicles and feed them to some hungry dogs right about now.
also yes

I'm <3'd.

Even though this topic is over, me and my friend are the only two in our school that like metulz. (he says he only like Metallica)

When I ask them about metal, they just say; "You like that stuff? I think Pop is better, (>:O) and that metal isn't very good." Then I just say: "WTF J00 NOOBLET UR MUSIC TAYST SUX BAWLZ I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY ANYONE LIKEZ PPL TALKIN INSTEAD OF SINGIN LULZ U FAYL"

Not in that language, but something like that. :P

It ain't easy being cheesey.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-21 13:41:02


Ah, i havent pic spammed in a while. Honestly, im losin mah touch.

so heres a lawlcat.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-21 13:48:47


At 11/21/07 01:41 PM, Bonemill wrote: Ah, i havent pic spammed in a while. Honestly, im losin mah touch.

so heres a lawlcat.

Not as funny asa some of the picz I has.

LolAzns, there in. (I also have lolbabies, loltigers and lolducks.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-21 13:55:28


At 11/21/07 01:48 PM, IrishGun wrote: asa
there
(I also have lolbabies, loltigers and lolducks.

So many mistakes...


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-21 14:36:58


At 11/21/07 01:55 PM, IrishGun wrote:
At 11/21/07 01:48 PM, IrishGun wrote: asa
there
(I also have lolbabies, loltigers and lolducks.
So many mistakes...

U FAIL.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-21 14:44:11


At 11/21/07 02:36 PM, X-Imperium-X wrote:
At 11/21/07 01:55 PM, IrishGun wrote:
At 11/21/07 01:48 PM, IrishGun wrote: asa
there
(I also have lolbabies, loltigers and lolducks.
So many mistakes...
U FAIL.

7 times said. Waiting for next.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-21 14:53:44


At 11/21/07 01:55 PM, IrishGun wrote:
At 11/21/07 01:48 PM, IrishGun wrote: asa
So many mistakes...

Did You just Call Ása a Mistake, Asshole?
I am SO going to kick your ass.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-21 14:58:03


At 11/21/07 02:53 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
At 11/21/07 01:55 PM, IrishGun wrote:
At 11/21/07 01:48 PM, IrishGun wrote: asa
So many mistakes...
Did You just Call Ása a Mistake, Asshole?
I am SO going to kick your ass.

HELFÖR!

Forgiven-ness? :3

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-21 15:08:56


At 11/21/07 02:58 PM, IrishGun wrote:

HELFÖR!

Forgiven-ness? :3

Well, You did insult the finest piece of ass (That belongs to ME, AND ONLY ME!!!) evar.
...But on the other hand, You did praise the greatest band evar.

You'll recieve a mild Sentence


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-21 15:18:52


This is complete win.

Also, watch the feast series that goes with it

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-21 15:29:45


At 11/21/07 03:18 PM, Bonemill wrote: This is complete win.

Also, watch the feast series that goes with it

ANNDDD me and kiddi had an epic convo over episode six of the feast series.

Dalton Mancini says:
i could cobble five pairs of shoes
' Kiddi Á Mel says:
What does
' Kiddi Á Mel says:
Cobble Mean
Dalton Mancini says:
like
Dalton Mancini says:
when they would make them
Dalton Mancini says:
and they would beat the end
Dalton Mancini says:
with a hammer and crap to size it
Dalton Mancini says:
and all that
Dalton Mancini says:
i have no fucking idea
' Kiddi Á Mel says:
lolz
Dalton Mancini says:
i just made all that up

I thought it was funny.... oh well.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-21 15:51:23


At 11/21/07 03:29 PM, Bonemill wrote:

I thought it was funny.... oh well.

Lol You're drunk, Don't post in the Hell, I Told you.
It's not funny at all :P


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-11-21 16:55:46


I have just Hear an AWESOME song, Surprisingly, It's by Cradle of filth :S
It's Called Bathory Aria, It's 11 minutes, And Very awesome.

8. Bathory Aria

[I. Benighted Like Usher]

Snuffed tapers sighed
As Death left impressing
His crest of cold tears on the Countess

Benighted like ill-fated Usher
The House of Bathory shrouded
'Neath griefs dark facade

If only I could have wept
In mourning by Her side
I would have clasped Her so tight
Like storm-beached Aphrodite
Drowned on Kytherean tides

And Kissed Her
For from Her alone
My lips would have known
Enigmas of shadowy vistas

Where pleasures took flesh
And pain, remorseless
Came freezing the breath
Of raucous life hushed unto whispers

Benighted.

Inhaling the pale waning moonlight that crept
Through the crypt of Her Lord who so lucidly slept

Benighted.

Exhaling the wail of black widowhood's toll
Waxing eternal night entered Her soul

[II. A Murder of Ravens in Fugue]

Now haranguing grey skies
With revenge upon life
Gnathic and Sapphic
Needs begged gendercide

Delusions of Grandier denounced the revolt
Of descrying cursed glass, disenchanted in vaults
Encircled by glyphs midst Her sin-sistered cult

With hangman's abandon She plied spiritworlds
To Archangels in bondage
From light to night hurled
Cast down to the earth where torment would unfurl.......

But soon,
Her tarot proved
Hybrid rumours spread like tumours
Would accrue
And blight Her stars
However scarred
To better bitter truths
Of cold bloodbaths

As bodies rose
In rigid droves
To haunt Her from their
Shallow burials imposed
When wolves exhumed
Their carthen wombs
Where heavy frosts had laboured long
To bare their wounds

To the depths of Her soul they pursued
Wielding their poison they flew
Like a murder of ravens in fugue

And knowing their raptures
Would shatter Her dreams
She clawed blackened books for damnation's reprieve
Baneful cawed canons on amassed enemies

So Hallow's Eve
As She received
Like Bellona to the ball
Those enemies
Fell-sisters heaved
Her torturies
Cross stained flagstones
To Her carriage reined to flee

But She knew She must brave the night through
Though fear crept a deathshead o'er the moon
Like a murder of ravens in Fugue

For each masked, jewelled gaze held dread purpose
Horror froze painted eyes to cold stares
And even Her dance
In the vast mirrors cast
Looked the ill of Her future
If fate feasted there....

[III. Eyes That Witnessed Madness]

In an age crucified by the nails of faith
When rank scarecrows of christ blighted lands
An aloof Countess born an obsidian wraith
Dared the abyss knowing well She was damned
Her life whispered grief like a funeral march
Twisted and yearning, obsessed an entranced
With those succumbing to cruelty
Crushed 'neath the gait of Her dance
A whirlwind of fire that swept through the briers
Of sweet rose Her thickets of black thorn had grasped...

She demanded the Heavens and forever to glean
The elixir of Youth from the pure
Whilst Her lesbian fantasies
Reamed to extremes
O'er decades unleashed
Came for blood's silken cure

But Her reign ended swiftly
For Dark Gods dreamt too deep
To heed Her pleas

When Her gaolers were assailed
With condemnations from a priest
Who'd stammered rites
In the dead of night
For maidens staining winding sheets

And She postured proud
When Her crimes were trowelled
And jezebelled to peasant lips
Though She smelt the fires
That licked limbs higher
To the tortured cunts of accomplices

So ends this twisted fable's worth
And though spared the pyre's bite
By dint of nobled bloodlined birth
Her sins (crimes) garnered Her no respite

Forever severed from the thrill of coming night
Where slow Death alone could grant Her flight

"The Spirits have all but fled judgement
I rot, alone, insane,
Where the forest whispers puce laments for me
From amidst the pine and wreathed wolfsbane
Beyond these walls, wherein condemned
To the gloom of an austere tomb
I pace with feral madness sent
Through the pale beams of a guiltless moon
Who, bereft of necrologies, thus
Commands creation over the earth
Whilst I resign my lips to death
A slow cold kiss that chides rebirth
Though one last wish is bequathed by fate
My beauty shalt wilt, unseen
Save for twin black eyes that shalt come to take
My soul to peace or Hell for company"

My soul to Hell for company
LISTENZ.


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