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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-16 11:41:56


I hate to say it, but Black Metal is turning into pop music 110%. Why do I say that? Because 99% of black metal bands do it purely to sell CD's or look "kvlt". They do it for the image, not the music.

So it's really just satanic pop music, with a few creative gems in the mix surrounded by aeons of lameness and stupid bedroom black metallers *cough*xasthur*cough*


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-16 12:28:25


At 10/15/07 10:56 AM, Bonemill wrote: I hate the beatles

Alright, fair enough that you don't like them, but at least respect their importance and influence in music.

At 10/15/07 01:32 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: Brutal is overrated. I listen to the music for the music, not for how big the guitarist's/bassist's e-penors are.

SECOND!

At 10/15/07 04:54 PM, Nev wrote: Desperate you mean :P.

Maybe...

At 10/16/07 11:41 AM, ElGhoulio wrote: I hate to say it, but Black Metal is turning into pop music 110%. Why do I say that? Because 99% of black metal bands do it purely to sell CD's or look "kvlt". They do it for the image, not the music.

lol!

Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-16 14:16:18


At 10/16/07 11:13 AM, X-Imperium-X wrote:
At 10/16/07 06:20 AM, PenisClown wrote:
Also, quick question, does anyone else like hardcore punk here? Because I love it. I just got Suicidal Tendencies' self titled and Black Flag's Damaged.
Both of those bands are fucking awesome. Good deal. I <3 Henry Rollins in a purely heterosexual way.

Henry rollins has a huge neck

Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-16 15:29:30


At 10/15/07 10:56 AM, Bonemill wrote: I hate the beatles

</3

Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-16 15:48:23


At 10/16/07 11:41 AM, ElGhoulio wrote: I hate to say it, but Black Metal is turning into pop music 110%. Why do I say that? Because 99% of black metal bands do it purely to sell CD's or look "kvlt". They do it for the image, not the music.

So it's really just satanic pop music, with a few creative gems in the mix surrounded by aeons of lameness and stupid bedroom black metallers *cough*xasthur*cough*

...

If they are trying to be Black Metal for any other reason than to praise Satan and attack Christianity. It isn't Black Metal.

If they want to try to be Black Metal for record sales, fuck them.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-16 16:32:18


At 10/16/07 03:48 PM, Call-Of-TheWild wrote: If they are trying to be Black Metal for any other reason than to praise Satan and attack Christianity. It isn't Black Metal.

Antestor seem black metally. And they do it the other way around.


If they want to try to be Black Metal for record sales, fuck them.

Seconded.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-16 17:08:14


At 10/14/07 03:44 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
Anyway Kidd, why don't you tell us about your dream girl, so we can burn her at the stake?

Dude.
I've given up on girls while I was away, The only two girls that were left that I wanted hate me, I've only started talking to one again since they hate me so much, And now I just gave up again, I'm hopeless at love, Suck at guitar, and suck at sports, I'm also stupid, And I'm a dick.

I'm turning asexual, Nihilist, And depressed.

Why am I depressed?
Because my iPod is broken or something, It won't turn on, Charge, Or restart, And my PC is broken aswell, So no metal for me.

I will repeat that.

NO METAL FOR ME!
I HAVEN'T LISTENED TO ANYTHING IN WEEKS!


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-16 17:16:33


At 10/16/07 11:04 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: You know, Heafy may be a bit of a twat, but he knows his stuff.

Well, at least he was inspired with Black more than he was with the Core.

At 10/16/07 05:08 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Why am I depressed?
Because my iPod is broken or something, It won't turn on, Charge, Or restart,

I have the same problem with my ZenV+. (It comes with pop shit on it :'( )

NO METAL FOR ME!
I HAVEN'T LISTENED TO ANYTHING IN WEEKS!

Do you want some Tyr or Slayer?


It ain't easy being cheesey.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-16 17:18:29


At 10/16/07 06:20 AM, PenisClown wrote: Also, quick question, does anyone else like hardcore punk here?

All I like is The Red Hot Chillies.

I'm putting this part in so it won't come as a double post.

It ain't easy being cheesey.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-16 17:47:28


At 10/16/07 05:08 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Dude.
I've given up on girls while I was away, The only two girls that were left that I wanted hate me, I've only started talking to one again since they hate me so much, And now I just gave up again, I'm hopeless at love, Suck at guitar, and suck at sports, I'm also stupid, And I'm a dick.

How sad

I'm turning asexual,

You mean you have sex with yourself

Nihilist,

Thats a good thing

And depressed.

We all get like that

NO METAL FOR ME!
I HAVEN'T LISTENED TO ANYTHING IN WEEKS!

How tragic... :(


When I die. It will be in a blaze of glory.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-16 18:17:00


At 10/16/07 05:08 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: I'm turning asexual, Nihilist, And depressed.

Velvet Cacoon?

:P

Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-16 18:48:28


The Beatles suck.
Black Metal sucks.
iPods suck.
And asexuality sucks.

Thats my sum up for the day.
A band I've recently found to be very entertaining is... Axenstar.
Where I first found them as a bit generic and samey, I've come to realise that they are indeed catchy as fuck and very much brilliant.

I get the chance to listen to lots of music, as I have about two hours worth of bus journies each day, so I can get through lots of the music on my Zen (much better than iPods).

Saying that I've onyl really been listening to Dream Theater, Electric Wizard, Angra, Axenstar, Devin Townsend and Gojira.
Though I did play some Nile :P.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-16 18:52:54


At 10/15/07 10:04 PM, Blackdoom13 wrote:
At 10/15/07 09:19 PM, Rokuro wrote: Emo lyrics Copyright me D:
I have one question for you...K?
ARE YOU EMO!? I MEAN WTF EMO LYRICS, EMO GLASSES, AND THAT HAIR LIKE OMG!

I need emo glasses too.
My old ones aren't strong enough for my now poorer eyesight.
And emo glasses look better than others :P.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-16 19:01:29


Guys, How do you tie one of those knots j00 use to hang someone?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-16 19:11:21


At 10/16/07 07:01 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Guys, How do you tie one of those knots j00 use to hang someone?

Ha, I just tried writing an explanation... but it made no sense without pictures :P.
Look on wikihow.
They're called nooses.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-16 19:51:46


At 10/16/07 05:08 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
At 10/14/07 03:44 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
I'm hopeless at love, Suck at guitar, and suck at sports, I'm also stupid, And I'm a dick.

one thing you don't suck at guitar, and sports are stupid anyways

NO METAL FOR ME!
I HAVEN'T LISTENED TO ANYTHING IN WEEKS!

that sucks


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-16 20:06:43


I have a love for 80s music.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-16 20:10:15


May I join?

Here's my three favorite bands:
-Iron Maiden
-Pantera
-Metallica

I have more but these are my Go-to's.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-16 20:11:52


At 10/16/07 08:10 PM, WishStar wrote: May I join?

Here's my three favorite bands:
-Iron Maiden
-Pantera
-Metallica

I have more but these are my Go-to's.

name at least 7 more bands please


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-16 20:16:32


At 10/16/07 06:48 PM, Nev wrote:
Saying that I've onyl really been listening to and Gojira.

I really like you twice as much as love can. Anyways my lack of posting,and reading really has been due to unholy(or holy,amirite?) amounts of homework. Which I am still behind on even though I do three to four hours a night. This sucks.


I've been Fab since the re-design,have you?

JUST BECAUSE I LISTEN TO COREY HART :'[

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-16 20:33:06


You guys should really check out goryptic. Pretty fuckin sick death metal. Reminds me a bit of cannibal corpses old stuff :)

Also, PEOPLE GET ON AIM AND TALK TO MEHHHHHHH.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-16 20:40:54


At 10/16/07 08:33 PM, Bonemill wrote: Also, PEOPLE GET ON AIM AND TALK TO MEHHHHHHH.

Done and done.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-16 21:43:50


At 10/16/07 06:48 PM, Nev wrote: The Beatles suck.
Black Metal sucks.
iPods suck.

Fuck you


<3

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-16 21:46:00


At 10/16/07 07:01 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Guys, How do you tie one of those knots j00 use to hang someone?

Awww, is kiddi going to become an hero. D:


<3

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-17 05:00:14


At 10/16/07 11:13 AM, X-Imperium-X wrote: I <3 Henry Rollins in a purely heterosexual way.

BACK IN MY DAY, WE WOULD'VE BLOWN THAT UP


Metal Hell.

Pill pop a dope a well run general hash pump a gonna led.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-17 06:56:05


At 10/16/07 08:11 PM, Lost-Thought wrote:
At 10/16/07 08:10 PM, WishStar wrote: May I join?

Here's my three favorite bands:
-Iron Maiden
-Pantera
-Metallica

I have more but these are my Go-to's.
name at least 7 more bands please

-Exodus
-Altar
-Kampfar
-Black Sabbath
-Dragonforce
-Deströyer 666
-Burzum


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-17 08:18:28


At 10/17/07 06:56 AM, WishStar wrote: -Deströyer 666
-Burzum

LIAR

What's your favourite Burzum song and album and why?


Metal Hell.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-17 10:02:21


At 10/16/07 03:56 PM, Rokuro wrote: I think I'm starting to like progressive metal... something I hated like a month ago. @_@

So will you start liking Blind Guardian and Iced Earth soon? :P

At 10/16/07 06:48 PM, Nev wrote: The Beatles suck.

Nah.

Black Metal sucks.
iPods suck.
And asexuality sucks.

YES!

At 10/17/07 08:18 AM, PenisClown wrote: LIAR

What's your favourite Burzum song and album and why?

Hahaha. Let him like Burzum for whatever reason.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-17 10:52:27


At 10/17/07 03:54 AM, Rokuro wrote: Also, would it be fair to say I'm the least metal metal guy in this club? :p

I get called an alt and I'm more metal than you!

I know what you're thinking...
O

It ain't easy being cheesey.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-10-17 13:30:29


At 10/17/07 12:32 PM, Rokuro wrote:
At 10/17/07 10:02 AM, Bahamut wrote:
At 10/16/07 03:56 PM, Rokuro wrote:
So will you start liking Blind Guardian and Iced Earth soon? :P
I'm sorry, I don't think I will ever like Iced Earth.

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But dey is good!

It ain't easy being cheesey.

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