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Response to NG Department of Defense 2006-03-16 20:38:05


At 3/16/06 07:05 PM, NaughtyKitty wrote:
At 3/16/06 05:56 PM, seventy-one wrote: Wait, "internal affairs" as in what's going on in this thread? Or what?
Yea. Its more of an organizational task. Stuff like keeping member's lists, officiating contests. and what-not. There isn't much you can do with this task so if you want a different one just pick one.

I'm not too keen on it, but I'll do it depending on what else I can have.

Response to NG Department of Defense 2006-03-17 03:45:39


At 3/16/06 05:20 PM, NaughtyKitty wrote: How do you ppl like the new Where Is/How To? forum description?

I prefer the new one as it gives a better and clearer description of what happens and judging by what people said here I think a lot of others do to

I always get something wrong. And I wrote the wrong task for you. You should actually be "Leader of Department of Audio"

do you mean "Leader of Department of Flash?"

Response to NG Department of Defense 2006-03-17 11:20:51


At 3/16/06 03:34 PM, wastedwizard wrote: I suppose for you it is bad but to me it is good since I am no where near the top 50, for the moment I just enjoy the fights between users battling for positions. I hope that soon i will be in the top 300 but it will be a quite a bit yet.

But you might have to spend 3 years B/P'ing just to get to the top 50. At least I'll only spend around 20 months B/P'ing to get to EGSC and top 50. I know, I am quite a slow B/P'er.

At 3/16/06 05:20 PM, NaughtyKitty wrote: How do you ppl like the new Where Is/How To? forum description?

It's good. Mentioning about flash stuff going in the Flash forum would be better.

Yes. Jst like what Abhamut- said.

Yes, Abhamut, lol!

Response to NG Department of Defense 2006-03-17 12:10:37


At 3/17/06 11:20 AM, Bahamut- wrote: But you might have to spend 3 years B/P'ing just to get to the top 50. At least I'll only spend around 20 months B/P'ing to get to EGSC and top 50. I know, I am quite a slow B/P'er.

Well at the moment i am getting around 800 B/P points a month so i hope to have around 10k by the end of the year and the person ranked 300th has just under 8200. Though of course they are going to get B/P also but some of the people at the bottom of the list sometimes get no points in a week.

Just out of interest what would everyone think if a PM system was introduced on Newgrounds, would you be for or against it?

Response to NG Department of Defense 2006-03-17 12:59:33


At 3/17/06 12:10 PM, wastedwizard wrote: Just out of interest what would everyone think if a PM system was introduced on Newgrounds, would you be for or against it?

That would be nice, but it has the potential to be abused


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Response to NG Department of Defense 2006-03-17 13:08:32


At 3/17/06 12:59 PM, Peregrinus wrote: That would be nice, but it has the potential to be abused

I agree I think users would have to be given the option to block people, as otherwise it would get very annoying if someone keeps annoying you. Another factor would be how much space it would take up as if it would take up a lot of space I would be against it as most users have MSN or AIM so if someone was desperate they could use these to talk so someone.

Response to NG Department of Defense 2006-03-17 13:19:41


At 3/16/06 08:38 PM, seventy-one wrote: I'm not too keen on it, but I'll do it depending on what else I can have.

How aboot recruitment officier? The job is to accept new members and organise recruitment techniques.

At 3/17/06 03:45 AM, wastedwizard wrote: do you mean "Leader of Department of Flash?"

Oh shyt! I did the same mistake twice! Yea, thatt's what I meant.

At 3/17/06 11:20 AM, Bahamut- wrote: It's good. Mentioning about flash stuff going in the Flash forum would be better.

That's where the BBS Department people who visit that forum come into play or the Department of Flash.

Yes, Abhamut, lol!

I almost corrected myself there to say your real name but caught myself just in time, Abraham.

At 3/17/06 12:10 PM, wastedwizard wrote: Just out of interest what would everyone think if a PM system was introduced on Newgrounds, would you be for or against it?

I'm all for it. Space shouldn't be too much of an issue since its like an e-mail system so they can auto-delete messages that are too old. Its a much more conveint way to msg strangers than using an instant messenger program.

Response to NG Department of Defense 2006-03-17 15:29:04


Mission to all in the BBS deparment! I posted this last page, but nobody cared. :(

Find spammy clubs and post them here. We will compile a list and send them to a moderator. (Denvish) If Muffins can't get a talk club, nor can others.


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Response to NG Department of Defense 2006-03-17 15:37:03


At 3/17/06 03:29 PM, dave wrote: Mission to all in the BBS deparment! I posted this last page, but nobody cared. :(

Find spammy clubs and post them here. We will compile a list and send them to a moderator. (Denvish) If Muffins can't get a talk club, nor can others.

I already do that. I think I sent about 5 emails to Denvish yesterday for vatious reasons...


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Response to NG Department of Defense 2006-03-17 15:38:55


At 3/17/06 03:29 PM, dave wrote: Mission to all in the BBS deparment! I posted this last page, but nobody cared. :(

Find spammy clubs and post them here. We will compile a list and send them to a moderator. (Denvish) If Muffins can't get a talk club, nor can others.

What is a spammy club ???
Examples ?

Response to NG Department of Defense 2006-03-17 15:49:43


At 3/17/06 03:38 PM, Popbrain1 wrote:
At 3/17/06 03:29 PM, dave wrote: Mission to all in the BBS deparment! I posted this last page, but nobody cared. :(

Find spammy clubs and post them here. We will compile a list and send them to a moderator. (Denvish) If Muffins can't get a talk club, nor can others.
What is a spammy club ???
Examples ?

Ng Mafia

Fox crew

Pointless shit like that.

I already do that. I think I sent about 5 emails to Denvish yesterday for vatious reasons...

Then this is perfect for you. Post some so I Can start the list!


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Response to NG Department of Defense 2006-03-17 15:53:39


At 3/17/06 03:29 PM, dave wrote: Mission to all in the BBS deparment! I posted this last page, but nobody cared. :(

Maybe you should've bolded it? I didn't even notice it. :S

At 3/17/06 03:37 PM, Peregrinus wrote: I already do that. I think I sent about 5 emails to Denvish yesterday for vatious reasons...

Moderators really do have their work cut out for them. Sometimes I wonder, if its worth it. Then I remember the free sex they get.

At 3/17/06 03:38 PM, Popbrain1 wrote: What is a spammy club ???
Examples ?

Are you part of this club?

Anywhooo... A spammy club is one such that it has no real purpose. These are usually social clubs where people just talk aboot nothing. Or clubs that just copy another club.

Response to NG Department of Defense 2006-03-17 16:07:48


At 3/15/06 11:35 PM, NaughtyKitty wrote: Member Rankings
Secretary of Defence NaughtyKitty Leader

Department of The BBS Deals with all things BBS
Secretary dave - Leader of Department of BBS
Chief of Staff Bahamut- - External Affairs
General seventy-one - Internal Affairs
Lieutenant General Andersson - Intelligence
Major General MasterStalker - Clubs & Crews
Colonol Peregrinus - Clubs & Crews
Brigadier General broncofan144 - N/A

Department of Flash Deals with all things Flash
Secretary wastedwizard - Leader of Department of Audio

Department of Audio Deals with all things audio
Secretary Praporshchik - Leader of Department of Audio

There is something wrong with this list. You notice that you have one person in Audio and Flash, and everybody else in BBS? You need more categories. I have an idea for at least 1, that'd be User Relations.

This category would be for recruiting, and recovering members, keeping them active, and maybe running a few contests now and then. If a member has a problem or a question on how stuff works a member from the User Relations department should be the first they should ask, therefore the users in the user relations department should have AIM, MSN, YIM, or whatever program they prefer and be open to questions and problems of the other users and users-to-be. They also shouldn't be sarcastic assholes because obviously it wouldn't work out too well.

That's just one of my ideas, another I am thinking of is allowing the members to join multiple categories so they don't have to choose between the current 3, instead they could be involved in 2 or all 3 and try to be as active as possible and such.

I am going to cut this post short now because I need to go let the dog in and don't feel like leaving this screen up :)

PS: Yeah, add me back on the member list, and if you implement this User Relations department I would be more than happy to be the secretary for that department, otherwise plug me somewhere in the BBS department, that's where I would be most appropriately fit otherwise.


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Response to NG Department of Defense 2006-03-17 16:18:00


At 4/13/04 12:30 PM, wondereyes wrote: The NG Department of Defense (or NGDD) will consist of a brotherhood of men (people :) ) with an opinion about everything on NG. First opinion: Muffins Good, Clocks Bad :D see if you would like to join me. :)

you disgust me, you clock hater!


If a man that always tells the truth comes up to you and says that another man always tells lies, and the man who always lies come up to you and says "I'm lying", then is he?

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Response to NG Department of Defense 2006-03-17 16:28:26


At 3/17/06 04:18 PM, DragonFruit_Clock wrote:
At 4/13/04 12:30 PM, wondereyes wrote: The NG Department of Defense (or NGDD) will consist of a brotherhood of men (people :) ) with an opinion about everything on NG. First opinion: Muffins Good, Clocks Bad :D see if you would like to join me. :)
you disgust me, you clock hater!

You disgust me, you poser clock.

I like your idea Matt.


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Response to NG Department of Defense 2006-03-17 17:15:10


At 3/17/06 04:28 PM, dave wrote: You disgust me, you poser clock.

lol, he disgusts me for quoting something 2 years old

I like your idea Matt.

As do I.

And I'd post the spammy clubs I found yesterday, but theyve all been dealt with, so it would be pointless...


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Response to NG Department of Defense 2006-03-17 17:49:56


At 3/17/06 03:29 PM, dave wrote: Mission to all in the BBS deparment! I posted this last page, but nobody cared. :(

Find spammy clubs and post them here. We will compile a list and send them to a moderator. (Denvish) If Muffins can't get a talk club, nor can others.

That is a great idea, once the Flash department has got some members I will start to introduce an idea like that since I have had one in my head for a day or two.

Response to NG Department of Defense 2006-03-17 18:06:12


At 3/17/06 04:07 PM, _Matt_ wrote: stuff

Okay. I guess that would work, I'll call it "The Department of Internal Affairs." But having members part of several departments will be too confusing to the chain-of-command. Lets just say that people can participate in any department but will report to only their own department's secretary. So I'll be reassigning members to the appropriate department right now.

The new member's list is as follows:

Member Rankings
Secretary of Defence NaughtyKitty - Leader

Department of The BBS
Secretary dave - Leader of Department of BBS
Chief of Staff Andersson - Intelligence
General MasterStalker - Clubs & Crews
Lieutenant General Peregrinus - Clubs & Crews
Major General broncofan144 - Newb

Department of Flash
Secretary wastedwizard - Leader of Department of Flash

Department of Audio
Secretary Praporshchik - Leader of Department of Audio

Department of Internal Affairs
Secretary _Matt_ - Leader of Department
Chief of Staff Bahamut - External Affairs
General seventy-one - Recruitment

Response to NG Department of Defense 2006-03-17 18:32:52


At 3/17/06 06:06 PM, NaughtyKitty wrote: Okay. I guess that would work, I'll call it "The Department of Internal Affairs." But having members part of several departments will be too confusing to the chain-of-command. Lets just say that people can participate in any department but will report to only their own department's secretary.

That's more or less what I was going for, so yes, that will work just fine, it will allow the members to help in all possible ways, yet stay organized by having one 'manager' instead of 2 or 3.

But now as the head of Internal Affairs, I will scheme up some possible contests tonight, if all else fails I will organize and track a good old B/P contest. (Which will probably end up happening if I can't get the idea to work the way I want.) But I have some ideas that could be more interesting, I just don't want to throw them out without giving it all a complete thinking through and planning.

Then I will move onto spamming the hell out of my buddy list with links to get them to join, and whispering sweet nothings into their text box. As for now - Back to portal whoring for me, I want to earn my next badge before I level up.


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Response to NG Department of Defense 2006-03-17 19:50:16


At 3/17/06 06:06 PM, NaughtyKitty wrote: Department of Audio
Secretary Praporshchik - Leader of Department of Audio

His weekly report will consist of: "Yeh, few new submissions on a few occassions... some were pretty good, a few of them were dodgy though."

w00t for restructuring of the club.

Wylo, can I be on your pwnage list?

Response to NG Department of Defense 2006-03-17 20:01:57


At 3/17/06 07:50 PM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote: His weekly report will consist of: "Yeh, few new submissions on a few occassions... some were pretty good, a few of them were dodgy though."

Meh. He could link ones that he really liked or something like that. Audio is audio, oh well.

w00t for restructuring of the club.

Wylo, can I be on your pwnage list?

Yes you can, you are hereby placed in the Department of Flash and your official title will be General M-A-R-C-U-S - Portal Regular.

Response to NG Department of Defense 2006-03-17 20:11:11


At 3/17/06 08:01 PM, NaughtyKitty wrote: Yes you can, you are hereby placed in the Department of Flash and your official title will be General M-A-R-C-U-S - Portal Regular.

woop woop woop

thanks Nk ^_^

I promise to let you down :D

Response to NG Department of Defense 2006-03-18 05:06:40


At 3/17/06 12:10 PM, wastedwizard wrote: Just out of interest what would everyone think if a PM system was introduced on Newgrounds, would you be for or against it?

Definately for! It should be fucking available to use now! I've been waiting over 6 months for a PM system and I know there won't be any thought on adding levels from the admins if they havn't got the PM system ready yet!

At 3/17/06 03:29 PM, dave wrote: Find spammy clubs and post them here. We will compile a list and send them to a moderator. (Denvish) If Muffins can't get a talk club, nor can others.

Or if the Addicted to NG club can't be open! >:(

At 3/17/06 06:06 PM, NaughtyKitty wrote: Department of Internal Affairs
Secretary _Matt_ - Leader of Department
Chief of Staff Bahamut - External Affairs
General seventy-one - Recruitment

I was about to say where the fuck was me. Maybe next time have the list with links to users' profiles. Well, nothing too different for me.

Response to NG Department of Defense 2006-03-18 14:45:51


Level 16, finally.


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Response to NG Department of Defense 2006-03-18 14:52:13


At 3/18/06 02:45 PM, dave wrote: Level 16, finally.

Congrats on that. I'd tell you to post this in the Wi/Ht Lu!L, but then again, wtf do I know, I'm a lv9 :)

</sarcasm>

Still, congrats. I still have about 40 ish days till lv10...

Not too busy today it seems. Both the portal and BBS are slower than I was expecting...


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Response to NG Department of Defense 2006-03-18 14:52:56


At 3/18/06 02:45 PM, dave wrote: Level 16, finally.

Congratulations i personally think the level 16 icon is one of the best so i am jealous

Response to NG Department of Defense 2006-03-18 15:39:19


Sorry for the double post but i am off now for a bit and would like to be able to check up later on what you have said. I have just submitted 2 pieces of audio and just want to know what you think? I am currently making a longer one if that is what you are going to say but i need some advice if it is good or bad

Response to NG Department of Defense 2006-03-18 15:43:00


At 3/18/06 03:39 PM, wastedwizard wrote: Sorry for the double post but i am off now for a bit and would like to be able to check up later on what you have said. I have just submitted 2 pieces of audio and just want to know what you think? I am currently making a longer one if that is what you are going to say but i need some advice if it is good or bad

Very "simple" stuff, but some great loops for a menu or something. I voted 5 on both. Congrats.


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Response to NG Department of Defense 2006-03-18 15:43:07


At 3/18/06 03:39 PM, wastedwizard wrote: audio

I will review


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Response to NG Department of Defense 2006-03-18 16:04:49


At 3/18/06 02:45 PM, dave wrote: Level 16, finally.

Congrats. Only 5 more months for me.

At 3/18/06 02:52 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Congrats on that. I'd tell you to post this in the Wi/Ht Lu!L, but then again, wtf do I know, I'm a lv9 :)

He actually did post in there.

Or BonusStage did for him.
At 3/18/06 05:06 AM, Bahamut- wrote: I was about to say where the fuck was me. Maybe next time have the list with links to users' profiles. Well, nothing too different for me.

Yea, I lost my Excel file so I forgot the links

At 3/18/06 03:39 PM, wastedwizard wrote: I have just submitted 2 pieces of audio and just want to know what you think? I am currently making a longer one if that is what you are going to say but i need some advice if it is good or bad

I concur with dave.