At 2/11/08 03:24 PM, JakFro5t wrote: I didn't even think slightly of joining this crew (I didn't really think much of it), until I read you resignation posted on you profile Snype.

Ahahahahah, you were almost his replacement. That would have been fun. Oh, and by the way Snype, I'm on a Forza hating kick right now because Test Drive Unlimited is still the best drive out there, all Forza is good for is the vinyls. Still, I might try to race you at one point.

At 2/12/08 03:02 PM, bigjuicy wrote: I'm a good man to recruit! Here is a pic.........

Welcome to the family. That's actually a pretty good picture, assuming that is you.

At 2/6/08 07:38 AM, MrTrivia wrote: In other news, I have a solid outline for my next installment of The Science of the Mafia. I have things planned for today and tomorrow, and I have to work six days straight after that, but I'll have a window of opportunity from the 14th to the 17th.

Change of plans: My boss is trying to fuck me over on days I'm supposed to be off work, so I can't get any writing accomplished until I've sorted this out (which could be weeks).
On a related note, has anyone else ever thought about sodomizing a person with a shotgun or is it just me? I'm not disgruntled enough to go postal yet, but I honestly don't know how much more shit I can put up with.

At 2/14/08 08:32 AM, MrTrivia wrote: On a related note, has anyone else ever thought about sodomizing a person with a shotgun or is it just me?

haha, i saw this hentai once where this guy sodomized a woman with a shotgun while he fucked another one, and as he orgasmed, he shot the gun and splattered the woman from the inside out. that was the coolest (and the only cool part) in the movie.

At 2/14/08 01:25 AM, PenitentTangent wrote:

I'm on a Forza hating kick right now because Test Drive Unlimited is still the best drive out there, all Forza is good for is the vinyls. Still, I might try to race you at one point.

<whine> But Forza is a simulation and TDU is an arcade style game! </whine>

I love both either way, if I still had my damn Test Drive Unlimited with me. How the hell did you get that Forza achievement where you have to beat the second place racer by an entire section of track?

Also, the funniest thing about the Forza auctions is that the cars are the most priciest when they have hentai splattered all over them. Damn good artists those people are. They also have no life if they spend hours at a time drawing hentai on a car in a video game.

At 2/14/08 12:14 PM, Strauss wrote: haha, i saw this hentai once where this guy sodomized a woman with a shotgun while he fucked another one, and as he orgasmed, he shot the gun and splattered the woman from the inside out. that was the coolest (and the only cool part) in the movie.

HOLY SHIT I SO WANT TO SEE THE BLASTING PART.

At 2/14/08 08:32 AM, MrTrivia wrote: Change of plans: My boss is trying to fuck me over on days I'm supposed to be off work, so I can't get any writing accomplished until I've sorted this out (which could be weeks).

What a fucking asshole. How low can you get when you're arguing with an employee about the number of days off they can get? Go postal when you can't figure out a solution. Actually, don't - you'll be arrested. And charged with homicide. And you won't be able to do another chapter :(

At 2/14/08 08:32 AM, MrTrivia wrote:

On a related note, has anyone else ever thought about sodomizing a person with a shotgun or is it just me? I'm not disgruntled enough to go postal yet, but I honestly don't know how much more shit I can put up with.

I've never really considered it, though if I must die, i'm going out with a bang (which doesn't mean shooting a whole lotta innocents), I was thinking maybe rob a bank, or blow something up. See I'm more of strategic brainy, I plan out my actions before execution. I have been frequently considering to break into my school only 5 blocks down the road to take revenge for the injustice.

Injustice? What injustice you may ask? Well I'm a good guy, only had 2 detentions my whole school career. It seems that being a good guy does nothing for me, as I get punished indirectly when the bad kids do there thing, if I have a question I can't ask it because they are being lectured, if they don't fess up to thier acts the whole class must suffer, evil is taking presidence over those who do good.

So what is the sense in being good (other than the scholarships) when you don't get anything out of it, so I might as well go bad since you can do whatever you want and take people down with you. So I'm slowly finding all cameras, motion sensors, and maybe I'll figure out how long it'll take for the cops to get there. This is my last year there, I want to do something....

Is it worth it....or I could just take my paintball gun to the front of it...hell I don't know.

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So about that story....

Howdy friends,
I hereby declare that JakFrost has been appointed Attorney (Homicide) in the legal department. So if the website is ever gonna be updated, thsi can be added to the long list of things that need updating.

At 2/14/08 05:36 PM, TheSerf wrote: So if the website is ever gonna be updated, thsi can be added to the long list of things that need updating.

We need to slap Boris in his drunken face so he can get the damn website updated. Or that'll agrivate him and he'll anal rape with with a Kalashnikov. Or throw a bottle full of vodka at my head, which is full. When it smashes and he realizes that bottle wasn't the empty one, he'll start to cry, in which case I'll laugh and run away.

At 2/13/08 03:12 PM, JakFro5t wrote:

At 2/13/08 12:23 PM, Strauss wrote:
yes, your post record is actually quite superb (the best i've seen in a long time) so welcome to the family. pick a profession, and you're on your way.

Thank you, hopefully my stay here will be a pleasent one. Also, is there a list of proffesions, or do I just say what I would like to do. If the last one is true, then I'd like to be a lawyer, and/or inside man. I like to do brain work more than brawn, so use as needed.

Welcome brother!

Congratulations on your acceptance to the NG Mafia.

If you need any help, feel free to ask me or any other family member.

Anyways, my friend got Rock Band yesterday and I'm going over his house to play it tomorrow.

I heard it's awesome.

But one bad thing I've heard about it is that it's almost as addicting as Crack.

I'd rather play Guitar Hero.

And, I got my Internet back so I will definitely be on more often.

I got those malevolent thoughts out of my system (without acting on them, of course) so I've switched back to a neutral aura. There's another window of opportunity for a big story chapter February 26-28, so I should have no problem completing the genetic experiment Kurofelis helped me on a number of months ago.

At 2/15/08 06:54 AM, MrTrivia wrote: I got those malevolent thoughts out of my system (without acting on them, of course) so I've switched back to a neutral aura. There's another window of opportunity for a big story chapter February 26-28, so I should have no problem completing the genetic experiment Kurofelis helped me on a number of months ago.

I noticed today that there are no cameras nor motion sensors in the class rooms or the bathroom, the major problem I would have is locks. Sure I've popped a 3 section lock but it took me like 300mins, I was thinking Thermite, burns hot and fast, can burn through a plate of steel, and a frying pan in about 5secs.

At 2/15/08 08:08 PM, JakFro5t wrote: I noticed today that there are no cameras nor motion sensors in the class rooms or the bathroom, the major problem I would have is locks. Sure I've popped a 3 section lock but it took me like 300mins, I was thinking Thermite, burns hot and fast, can burn through a plate of steel, and a frying pan in about 5secs.

WHAT?! Someone has some explaining to do...

*prepares baseball bat to smash in Kurofelis' face because he is in charge of all the security in the Genetics Division*

Wait, that gives me an idea! *goes to steal super monkey so it can bring me beer and potato chips on demand*

i want in

i know benny seguil

....we hang out on weekends

At 2/16/08 02:28 AM, El-Mistro wrote: i want in

Then you need 50 intelligent posts (spam or one-liners don't count). Judging by your 30 most recent posts, you've got your work cut out for you.

i know benny seguil

Well, I don't. Am I supposed to be impressed by this name you dropped?

....we hang out on weekends

I highly doubt it. If you meant Benny "Bugsy" Siegel, who was the result of my Google search of "Benny Seguil", then there's no way you could pal around with a guy who died over 60 years ago.

At 2/16/08 09:02 AM, MrTrivia wrote: I highly doubt it. If you meant Benny "Bugsy" Siegel, who was the result of my Google search of "Benny Seguil", then there's no way you could pal around with a guy who died over 60 years ago.

Owned.

Seems like this "Bugsy" guy is some American gangster who reached his high point in crime somewhere in the 30s. Seriously, if you're going to name someone, why don't you name someone current, such as .... hell, I don't know. Most mafia guys are either dead or in prison. Tht comes from the Russian Mafiya and the Cosa Nostra families.

Judging from this guy's posts....

- He has 90% one liners.
- He likes posting pictures of fuzzy little kittens
- Likes to occasionally picture spam
- Asked to join here already once.

At 2/16/08 04:12 PM, Snype wrote: - He has 90% one liners.
- He likes posting pictures of fuzzy little kittens
- Likes to occasionally picture spam
- Asked to join here already once.

He would've joined to if it wasn't for you meddling kids.

And his name gave it away.

It look like an alt or some other thing to spam or cause mischief.

C'mon guys, not one post in a span of two days!

At 2/18/08 12:18 AM, Gu-rrilla wrote: C'mon guys, not one post in a span of two days!

And that is like highly unlike this club which pretty regularly gets about 2-5 pages a day. So how has everybody been here up to now?

At 2/18/08 02:11 AM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: And that is like highly unlike this club which pretty regularly gets about 2-5 pages a day. So how has everybody been here up to now?

we haven't gotten 2-5 pages a day in over a year. this club is slowly dying.

At 2/18/08 09:05 AM, Strauss wrote: we haven't gotten 2-5 pages a day in over a year. this club is slowly dying.

Yeah sure it maybe inactive from time to time but i dont think it's dying. Cause of mainly all the people that are apart of this crew. Plus this club has been around for some time now and i dont think it will be dying out anytime soon.

At 2/18/08 11:06 AM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote:

At 2/18/08 09:05 AM, Strauss wrote: we haven't gotten 2-5 pages a day in over a year. this club is slowly dying.

Yeah sure it maybe inactive from time to time but i dont think it's dying. Cause of mainly all the people that are apart of this crew. Plus this club has been around for some time now and i dont think it will be dying out anytime soon.

With everyone quitting NG, there's hardly any good posters left.

Look at the Ninja Crew, they were going strong.

Then all of a sudden, no one posted.

And then spammers started taking over.

Speaking of which, when are they re-launching.

At 2/18/08 11:06 AM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote:

At 2/18/08 09:05 AM, Strauss wrote: we haven't gotten 2-5 pages a day in over a year. this club is slowly dying.

Yeah sure it maybe inactive from time to time but i dont think it's dying. Cause of mainly all the people that are apart of this crew. Plus this club has been around for some time now and i dont think it will be dying out anytime soon.

With everyone quitting NG, there's hardly any good posters left.

Look at the Ninja Crew, they were going strong.

Then all of a sudden, no one posted.

And then spammers started taking over.

Speaking of which, when are they re-launching.

Yeah i know alot of the good posters that once roamed around here have since left, But that doesnt mean that there are no good posters left around here to keep this place alive and kicking. But if you just think alittle bit on posts then i am sure there is plenty to post about.

I remember this club. Well anyways I'd like to join.

I think I remember Synpe giving me permission to join as a un-official member. i understand that your not going to find a lot of intelligent posts because I admit it that I haven't been to smart lately.

So, you might have to look back at other pages.

Reason I want to join.

The reason I want to join the NG Mafia is because everyone here looks like they get into good conversations. People also look nice here and respectful.

So yeah, that's basically why i want to join.

Hey, guys. I would like to become a member of the NG Mafia.

At 2/18/08 02:31 PM, Dead-Body-Man wrote: I remember this club. Well anyways I'd like to join.

I know you're a good guy and all but I can not make the decision for you to join or not, you'll have to wait for a vet to come in and see what they say.

Still though, if any vet needs a little support in making a decision, I'll vouch for you. ^.^

At 2/18/08 02:53 PM, Angry-Shoe wrote: Hey, guys. I would like to become a member of the NG Mafia.

After looking over your posts, besides the one liners, it seems like you are well on your way to being an intelligent user, but for you to be considered to join here, you must have 100 intelligent posts, this means no spam, one-liners, or the such will be counted to your favor.

Like I said though, keep up with the good posts and I am sure you will be able to join once you reach them.

Can he stay around as an unofficial member til then? He looks like he has some potential. ^.^

At 2/18/08 03:22 PM, MuffDiver102 wrote: I wish to join this fine establishment, I am currently a sig creater, and a cartoon artist....-ish, and a college student.

Are you following me? Well dispite the fact that you will probably never make it into the Zombie Crew, I shant speak against you for this crew. Just be intellegent and think thing through, just know that I'm not too fond of you currenty....maybe in time.

But not my place to say who's in or who's out so you must wait for a vet.

At 2/18/08 02:31 PM, Dead-Body-Man wrote: I remember this club. Well anyways I'd like to join.

I think I remember Synpe giving me permission to join as a un-official member. i understand that your not going to find a lot of intelligent posts because I admit it that I haven't been to smart lately.

So, you might have to look back at other pages.

Reason I want to join.

The reason I want to join the NG Mafia is because everyone here looks like they get into good conversations. People also look nice here and respectful.

So yeah, that's basically why i want to join.

Um, whatever happened to you being in the NGDD?

You were in there for awhile, then you suddenly left.

You haven't been there for weeks.

If that's how you treat your clubs, I wouldn't want you in this one.

At 2/18/08 03:17 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: After looking over your posts, besides the one liners, it seems like you are well on your way to being an intelligent user, but for you to be considered to join here, you must have 100 intelligent posts, this means no spam, one-liners, or the such will be counted to your favor.

What if I can contribute to a topic or say enough with just one sentence? Would that still count against me? Because honestly I'm not too fond of just saying something for the sake of saying something.

Like I said though, keep up with the good posts and I am sure you will be able to join once you reach them.

Well, thank you. If there are more rules or guidelines I need to follow please let me know.

Can he stay around as an unofficial member til then? He looks like he has some potential. ^.^

I'm flattered :)

At 2/18/08 03:41 PM, Gu-rrilla wrote:

At 2/18/08 02:31 PM, Dead-Body-Man wrote: I remember this club. Well anyways I'd like to join.

I think I remember Synpe giving me permission to join as a un-official member. i understand that your not going to find a lot of intelligent posts because I admit it that I haven't been to smart lately.

So, you might have to look back at other pages.

Reason I want to join.

The reason I want to join the NG Mafia is because everyone here looks like they get into good conversations. People also look nice here and respectful.

So yeah, that's basically why i want to join.

Um, whatever happened to you being in the NGDD?

You were in there for awhile, then you suddenly left.

You haven't been there for weeks.

If that's how you treat your clubs, I wouldn't want you in this one.

Haha, your a funny one aren't you?

I left the NGDD because I didn't like it.

Whenever I made a post there everyone completely ignored it and moved on. So I left.

At 2/18/08 03:41 PM, Gu-rrilla wrote:

At 2/18/08 02:31 PM, Dead-Body-Man wrote: So yeah, that's basically why i want to join.

Um, whatever happened to you being in the NGDD?
You were in there for awhile, then you suddenly left.
You haven't been there for weeks.

I was in the NGDD for years and I haven't been there in over six months now, so I don't hold that against him at all.

If that's how you treat your clubs, I wouldn't want you in this one.

Dude, we all find things we like and stick to and other things we leave if we don't like them. I am apart of almost every club here, but that doesn't mean I go into them all, all the time.

At 2/18/08 04:00 PM, Angry-Shoe wrote:

At 2/18/08 03:17 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: After looking over your posts, besides the one liners, it seems like you are well on your way to being an intelligent user, but for you to be considered to join here, you must have 100 intelligent posts, this means no spam, one-liners, or the such will be counted to your favor.

What if I can contribute to a topic or say enough with just one sentence? Would that still count against me? Because honestly I'm not too fond of just saying something for the sake of saying something.

Well, I would say thats alright as long as it isn't spam or anything, sometimes its best not to say much as long as it gets your point across, so thats understandable from that point of view. :)

Like I said though, keep up with the good posts and I am sure you will be able to join once you reach them.

Well, thank you. If there are more rules or guidelines I need to follow please let me know.

Basically, don't spam or write one-liners here, and always respect the elder members. Its alright to joke around and all, but thats all the rules to follow for now until you're an official member.

Can he stay around as an unofficial member til then? He looks like he has some potential. ^.^

I'm flattered :)

Hey, you're one of the few new NG members that have proper grammar, sentence structure, and doesn't spam. I'm sure everyone would agree, we can use more people like you here. :D

At 2/18/08 04:17 PM, Dead-Body-Man wrote: Haha, your a funny one aren't you?
I left the NGDD because I didn't like it.
Whenever I made a post there everyone completely ignored it and moved on. So I left.

Bro, no worries on all this, I vouch for you and its up to a vet to decide anyways. :)

A few new people are wanting to join and some are coming back. Things are looking up for this place actually. So hopefully this will continue and this club will be back to it's old self in no time at all.