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Morbidly Obese or Flaming queer?

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Response to Morbidly Obese or Flaming queer? 2006-03-24 17:34:42


At 3/24/06 05:01 PM, DanPanic wrote: If you had to choose between waking up tomorrow and being morbidly obese or flamboyantly gay, which would it be?

Depends. Are there lots of hot guys around?


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Response to Morbidly Obese or Flaming queer? 2006-03-24 17:36:58


At 3/24/06 05:01 PM, DanPanic wrote: If you had to choose between waking up tomorrow and being morbidly obese or flamboyantly gay, which would it be?

That'd be an improvement, seeing as i'm already both.

Response to Morbidly Obese or Flaming queer? 2006-03-24 17:55:13


At 3/24/06 05:01 PM, DanPanic wrote: If you had to choose between waking up tomorrow and being morbidly obese or flamboyantly gay, which would it be?

Flamboyantly gay, all the way. Gay people are cool, anyway. Hey hey hey.

Response to Morbidly Obese or Flaming queer? 2006-03-24 17:56:14


Flambouyantly gay, then i could kill some people go to jail and get bummed all day long :)

Response to Morbidly Obese or Flaming queer? 2006-03-24 18:03:34


At 3/24/06 05:57 PM, Grammer wrote: What if you're already both?

Then i will give you my phone number.

Response to Morbidly Obese or Flaming queer? 2006-03-25 00:21:32


At 3/24/06 05:34 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Depends. Are there lots of hot guys around?

Do I count?!

Response to Morbidly Obese or Flaming queer? 2006-03-25 00:31:35


I'm al ready a lesbian, so I'll stick with that.

Response to Morbidly Obese or Flaming queer? 2006-03-25 00:41:02


Either way, I think when I awoke, I would just kill myself.


I'm going to fucking rape this guy.

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Response to Morbidly Obese or Flaming queer? 2006-03-25 01:16:55


At 3/24/06 05:01 PM, DanPanic wrote: If you had to choose between waking up tomorrow and being morbidly obese or flamboyantly gay, which would it be?

You know, I thought this was a dumb question but then when I started thinking about which one I would rather be.... my mind was blown.

I can't decide.

I suppose there needs to be a qualifier for the question- will you always be obese or gay?

Because then I could pick the latter and just fuck women or pick the former option and just lose weight.

I guess what makes the question so hard is that both of the choices are looked down upon in most societies.

Response to Morbidly Obese or Flaming queer? 2006-03-25 01:17:37


Both!


.....

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Response to Morbidly Obese or Flaming queer? 2006-03-25 01:18:37


obese because nobody wants to be fat and gay

the ng pro

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Response to Morbidly Obese or Flaming queer? 2006-03-25 01:19:13


At 3/24/06 05:01 PM, DanPanic wrote: If you had to choose between waking up tomorrow and being morbidly obese or flamboyantly gay, which would it be?

Can I wake up as a lesbian?

Response to Morbidly Obese or Flaming queer? 2006-03-25 01:28:07


At 3/24/06 05:01 PM, JackRabbitStudios wrote: Well, being fat always beats being on fire and loving cock, so I'd go with being fat.

Hahahhaha agree'd.


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Response to Morbidly Obese or Flaming queer? 2006-03-25 01:32:44


Wait up really fat... or really gay? Hmm, I'll go with really gay.


Hello Mr. Krinkle

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Response to Morbidly Obese or Flaming queer? 2006-03-25 01:37:43


I'm both, so, I really don't care.

Response to Morbidly Obese or Flaming queer? 2006-03-25 01:39:08


At 3/24/06 05:01 PM, DanPanic wrote: If you had to choose between waking up tomorrow and being morbidly obese or flamboyantly gay, which would it be?

Obese by a long shot.

Response to Morbidly Obese or Flaming queer? 2006-03-25 01:52:41


Well I only have one option anyways... i'll let you guess wich.

that's an awfully big piece of meat you have there... Can I have a bite of that steak?

Response to Morbidly Obese or Flaming queer? 2006-03-25 01:55:18


At 3/25/06 01:52 AM, -TheFaces wrote: Well I only have one option anyways... i'll let you guess wich.

that's an awfully big piece of meat you have there... Can I have a bite of that steak?

;)

Cum guzzler :D

Response to Morbidly Obese or Flaming queer? 2006-03-25 01:56:17


Obese cuause I could loose the weight.


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Response to Morbidly Obese or Flaming queer? 2006-03-25 02:06:24


At 3/25/06 01:56 AM, THEFLYINGMONKEY wrote: Obese cuause I could loose the weight.

Will somebody please count the number of times this has been the same exact reply? It has to be atleast twelve.

Response to Morbidly Obese or Flaming queer? 2006-03-25 02:07:35


People who say "obese" have obviously never experienced gay sex.

Response to Morbidly Obese or Flaming queer? 2006-03-25 02:23:08


At 3/25/06 02:07 AM, tehNGpro wrote: People who say "obese" have obviously never experienced gay sex.

Maybe because they're not gay.

Response to Morbidly Obese or Flaming queer? 2006-03-25 02:26:16


At 3/25/06 02:23 AM, Synthpappa wrote:
At 3/25/06 02:07 AM, tehNGpro wrote: People who say "obese" have obviously never experienced gay sex.
Maybe because they're not gay.

Everyone is fundamentally gay.

Response to Morbidly Obese or Flaming queer? 2006-03-25 02:42:14


At 3/25/06 02:23 AM, Synthpappa wrote:
At 3/25/06 02:07 AM, tehNGpro wrote: People who say "obese" have obviously never experienced gay sex.
Maybe because they're not gay.

Well if their not happy to begin with, why would they want to be fat too?

I love the way people butcher the English language unintentionally... and yet I can't spell worth a damn.

Response to Morbidly Obese or Flaming queer? 2006-03-25 02:47:08


Hum...

How fat is morbidly obese?
:o

Fuck I don't want to die of aids >: (


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Response to Morbidly Obese or Flaming queer? 2006-03-25 02:48:01


When I looked at the topic title, I thought this was another topic about theNGPro.

Response to Morbidly Obese or Flaming queer? 2006-03-25 03:24:52


I'd be gay, because I'm halfway there, anyway.

bisexual.

Response to Morbidly Obese or Flaming queer? 2006-03-25 04:05:03


I am the Angel of Death. I do not sleep. It is I who taketh your life away from you as you mortals lie resting in bed...

Zeke

Response to Morbidly Obese or Flaming queer? 2006-03-25 04:07:37


Being fat. Its not that bad. My friend is preetty fucking fat, but hes still cool.

Response to Morbidly Obese or Flaming queer? 2006-03-25 04:12:30


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