guess who could own chuck norris
At 2/13/06 07:29 PM, jacktherack wrote: ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
agreed.
:)
I proved that thoery wrong with the latest Smackdown vs. Raw installment.
Well, chuck norris is god, but this guys eyes are covered, so therefore, staredown wouldn't work. I'd suggest a nice kick in the balls.
At 2/13/06 07:32 PM, CaptainPeepers wrote: I proved that thoery wrong with the latest Smackdown vs. Raw installment.
howd you do that neither of them are in smackdown vs raw 2006
At 2/13/06 07:38 PM, jacktherack wrote: howd you do that neither of them are in smackdown vs raw 2006
There's no create a superstar mode either.
Oh, wait...
NO, BITCH!!!!!
chucks facial hair is way cooler
.... and he doesnt have a shark on his eyes?
I don't even know who that guy is.
Besides, everyone knows Chuck Norris has a fake goatee.
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i'm pretty sure Mr. T could.
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Between the motion And the act, Falls the Shadow
At 2/13/06 07:35 PM, buZZkiLL037 wrote: Well, chuck norris is god, but this guys eyes are covered, so therefore, staredown wouldn't work. I'd suggest a nice kick in the balls.
roundhouse kick to the face*
ya know back in WWII they thought about sending chuck norris to fight the nazis but reconsidered because it was to inhumane therefore chuck norris pwns him
At 2/13/06 07:46 PM, alh135 wrote: ya know back in WWII they thought about sending chuck norris to fight the nazis but reconsidered because it was to inhumane therefore chuck norris pwns him
No No you fool it was.
President Truman decided to use the Atom Bomb on Hiroshima, instead of Chuck Norris because he considered it more humane.
Between the idea And the reality
Between the motion And the act, Falls the Shadow
At 2/13/06 07:40 PM, Kirk_Cocaine wrote:At 2/13/06 07:38 PM, jacktherack wrote: howd you do that neither of them are in smackdown vs raw 2006There's no create a superstar mode either.
Oh, wait...
you probably made chucks stats way higher then him ......... plus it dousnt really represent them its just a created guy that looks like them
At 2/13/06 07:35 PM, buZZkiLL037 wrote:
. I'd suggest a nice kick in the balls.
Or crushing his head imbetween his thighs :P
At 2/13/06 07:49 PM, jacktherack wrote: you probably made chucks stats way higher then him ......... plus it dousnt really represent them its just a created guy that looks like them
I never made Chuck. I'm just saying that how you would do it.
For the one week I had the game the only superstar I made was The Green Bastard
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Chuck Norris has a nightlight. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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At 2/13/06 08:05 PM, SgtSmiley wrote: Chuck Norris has a nightlight. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
I don't think that makes sense.
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if anyone can do it, it'd be this man!
At 2/13/06 07:29 PM, jacktherack wrote: ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Oh My GoD! He kicks ass. I can still talk like him, lol. Oh YEAH!
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chuck noris is screwed against tht guy
At 2/13/06 08:39 PM, redface wrote: if anyone can do it, it'd be this man!
I hope that guy falls down a flight of stairs and breaks his neck. I hate wiggers.
Rambo Would Kick His ASS Vieatnam Style
not even close! chuck would round house kick him and itd be all over.
#include <iostream>
#include <fstream>
#include <string>
using namespace std;
int main()
{
int factnumber;
string answer;
cout << "Hello, I am a DOS Program, made by Brandon, to inform everyone about the \ngreatness of Chuck Norris.";
cout << "\n\nType in a random number, telling me what fact to pull up for you: ";
cout << "\n\nFact Number: ";
cin>> factnumber;
cin.ignore();
if ( factnumber == 1 ) {
cout<< "\nChuck Norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he has never cried.\n";
}
if ( factnumber == 2 ) {
cout<< "\nChuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.\n";
}
if ( factnumber == 3 ) { // I use else just to show an example
cout<< "\nChuck Norris does not go hunting because the word hunting \ninfers the probability of failure;Chuck Norris goes killing.\n";
}
if ( factnumber == 4 ) {
cout<< "\nChuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.\n";
}
if ( factnumber == 5 ) { // I use else just to show an example
cout<< "\nWhen the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for \nChuck Norris.\n"; // Just to show you it works...
}
if ( factnumber == 6 ) { // I use else just to show an example
cout<< "\nChuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. \nShortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil \nin the face and took his soul back.\nThe devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. \nThey now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.\n"; // Just to show you it works...
}
if ( factnumber == 7 ) { // I use else just to show an example
cout<< "\nIf at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.\n"; // Just to show you it works...
}
if ( factnumber == 8 ) { // I use else just to show an example
cout<< "\nChuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are \ntrademarked names for his left and right legs.\n"; // Just to show you it works...
}
if ( factnumber == 9 ) { // I use else just to show an example
cout<< "\nChuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of \nTuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the \nonly undefeated and untied team in professional football history.\n"; // Just to show you it works...
}
cout << "\nWould you like to restart this program to get more Chuck-Norrisy-Goodness: ";
getline (cin, answer);
while (answer == "yes")
{
cout << "\nType in a random number, telling me what fact to pull up for you: ";
cout << "\n\nFact Number: ";
cin>> factnumber;
cin.ignore();
if ( factnumber == 1 ) {
cout<< "\nChuck Norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he has never cried.\n";
}
if ( factnumber == 2 ) {
cout<< "\nChuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.\n";
}
if ( factnumber == 3 ) { // I use else just to show an example
cout<< "\nChuck Norris does not go hunting because the word hunting \ninfers the probability of failure;Chuck Norris goes killing.\n";
}
if ( factnumber == 4 ) {
cout<< "\nChuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.\n";
}
if ( factnumber == 5 ) { // I use else just to show an example
cout<< "\nWhen the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for \nChuck Norris.\n"; // Just to show you it works...
}
if ( factnumber == 6 ) { // I use else just to show an example
cout<< "\nChuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. \nShortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil \nin the face and took his soul back.\nThe devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. \nThey now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.\n"; // Just to show you it works...
}
if ( factnumber == 7 ) { // I use else just to show an example
cout<< "\nIf at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.\n"; // Just to show you it works...
}
if ( factnumber == 8 ) { // I use else just to show an example
cout<< "\nChuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are \ntrademarked names for his left and right legs.\n"; // Just to show you it works...
}
if ( factnumber == 9 ) { // I use else just to show an example
cout<< "\nChuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of \nTuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the \nonly undefeated and untied team in professional football history.\n\n"; // Just to show you it works...
}
cout << "\nWould you like to restart this program to get more Chuck-Norrisy-Goodness: ";
getline (cin, answer);
}
if ( answer == "no" ) {
cin.get();
return 0;
}
}
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There is only one man who could defeat Chuck Norris.
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