The Elite Guard Barracks

[SlashFirestorm]

At 4/12/07 12:00 AM, MadCow wrote: Not like any of you care about what I say, unless it's regarding someone elses post or something though, I doubt you penis-butt's even read my posts!

Who are you again? And what is this Penis-Butt you speak of? I'm trying to visualize it but I cannot. :-(

I got some B/P today. I might do it again tomorrow and keep track of my gains...let's just hope that we don't get an error every six seconds when we try to vote tomorrow, like what happened today.

Also, anyone else get alias/password confirmation emails for no reason? Seems it happened to a lot of people...

[Phantom]

At 4/11/07 05:27 PM, LittleWashu wrote: What made each of you want join the EGB?

On page 4 I noticed this was a club for B/P, I really liked B/Ping at the time so I signed up and because my rank was higher than Eagle's... Simple story, thanks to my connections with other clubs I quickly got promoted to Relations Officer, then to 2IC. And now I'm slowly getting out of it, like Eagle did. Thankfully my officers are still in charge of everything and if I ever leave for as long as Eagle did, I'll find a replacement.

[Casualty]

At 4/11/07 12:42 PM, Coop83 wrote: It's just bad spelling and Dyslexics. You'll be surprised just how many people just a) can't type or b) are Dyslexic.

Heh, I guess I fall in category A then... And I don't know about B. But I think another cause might be that half of the people here are so called "rebels" who think school is un-cool and never bothered to spell anything right.

Anyway, the very first 20th century users should start flowing in in 2010, for sure.//

You mean 21st Century users :P

There you have it, I'm from the B category >_>

[Coop]

At 4/11/07 09:13 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Oh my god, Am I the only mature one here? How old are you people?

24 as of last Saturday.

At 4/12/07 03:31 AM, Casualty wrote: I think another cause might be that half of the people here are so called "rebels" who think school is un-cool and never bothered to spell anything right.

Oh, you mean old Skool? Yeah, that one's for retards.

Anyway, the very first 20th century users should start flowing in in 2010, for sure.//

You mean 21st Century users :P

There you have it, I'm from the B category >_>

Bam! What more proof do we need?

[SlashFirestorm]

STOLEN ALERT

Stolen

Original

Don't ask how I know about the site. Heh.

[SlashFirestorm]

ANOTHER STOLEN ALERT

Stolen

Original

Same fucking source. What a moron.

[Phantom]

At 4/12/07 10:27 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Don't ask how I know about the site. Heh.

LOL I know that site, though they don't legally have all those flash movies they are a valid source so yeah, it'll do.

[SlashFirestorm]

So yep. After a week or so of chilling around Newgrounds again, I suppose I am 'officially' back, yay!

Also seems I've randomly decided to start B/P'ing again. Not at crazy speeds or anything---my sleep schedule is horrible at the moment---but yes. I missed the portal. I missed finding things to whistle (as well as giving me an excuse to share hentai pornography to the masses). And today, I got the first Blam-Movie in nearly half a year, and damned if it didn't give me a gigantic erection.

...I mean...sense of pride. Yeah, totally.

in my pants

So I spent some time catching up on some of my favorite series today, too, like RAB, and you know what we need? Another dose of Salad Fingers. It's been quite a while since the last one, so c'mon David Firth, we lust for your madness.

Back to the portal! Good hunting, everyone! :salute:

[K-Fox]

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Blams: 1535 (+9 since last log)
Saves: 2850 (+21 since last log)
Total B/P points: 4385
Total B/P points acquired today: 30
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Staff Sergeant (615 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 40.301
B/P Rank: #844 (+3 move since last log)

30 points, a good day even though I had school...and I only move up 3 ranks!?!?

*Falls*

Bleh...anyway....as you all may know, tomorrow is Friday the 13th...

So...just be careful...

After tomorrow, it is the weekend for me, so I'll get around 185+ B/P points there.

See you tomorrow!

*Salutes*

By the way, since it will be Friday the 13th tomorrow, check the portal often...just in case...

[SlashFirestorm]

At 4/12/07 09:30 PM, K-Fox wrote: By the way, since it will be Friday the 13th tomorrow, check the portal often...just in case...

I totally forgot about that...yeah, that's a good idea. I doubt anything huge would happen, but eh, you never know.

Keep your guards up!

[Sterockicy]

At 4/12/07 09:30 PM, K-Fox wrote:

30 points, a good day even though I had school...and I only move up 3 ranks!?!?

Trust me, Take that 3 rank move up for granted. Once you get to my level and beyond you have to be greatful for ranking up that much. I ranked up 3 levels yesterday and I was pretty happy with that. Which reminds me, I am only 47 ranks of making it onto the top 300 b/pers list! WOOO!

Bleh...anyway....as you all may know, tomorrow is Friday the 13th...

Oh man, Its already Friday the 13th here in Aus. I didnt even realise lol!

*Salutes*

I might have to double post because I am about to rank up!

[Snerd]

I just made it to Elite Guard Private. I'd like to join up... as long as NG doesn't go to Iraq.

[SlashFirestorm]

At 4/12/07 10:31 PM, Snerd wrote: I just made it to Elite Guard Private. I'd like to join up... as long as NG doesn't go to Iraq.

Sure ya can. Just wait for Phantom/PenguinLink to get around and make it official.

[Snerd]

At 4/12/07 10:36 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 4/12/07 10:31 PM, Snerd wrote: I just made it to Elite Guard Private. I'd like to join up... as long as NG doesn't go to Iraq.

Sure ya can. Just wait for Phantom/PenguinLink to get around and make it official.

If it will expedite things, I was part of the NGPD before coming here; if not, I suppose there's is no harm in just stating that.

[Sterockicy]

Well, Thanks to Snerd and SlashFirstorm I didnt double post!

Here it is:

Elite Guard Second Leiutenant!

*Salutes*

[MadCow]

I only got about 40 points today, but I was getting my dick wet, so it's all cool (*waits to see if anyone notices explanation, lmfao*). I also only 4 more points until level 13, so this time tomorrow, I'll be level 13, and have possibly seen the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie (HOPEFULLY)!

[X-Naut]

At 4/12/07 10:31 PM, Snerd wrote: I just made it to Elite Guard Private.
At 4/12/07 10:44 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Elite Guard Second Leiutenant!

Grats on that guys.

At 4/11/07 09:13 PM, Sterockicy wrote: How old are you people?

16. 17 next month.

Now that I think about it, I realize that I'm practically a kid compared with most of you guys. :(

At 4/12/07 12:00 AM, MadCow wrote: Not like any of you care about what I say, unless it's regarding someone elses post or something though,

And you are...?

I doubt you penis-butt's even read my posts!

Penis-butt? What does such a thing look like?

At 4/12/07 09:30 PM, K-Fox wrote:

By the way, since it will be Friday the 13th tomorrow, check the portal often...just in case...

Although I doubt something will happen, I'll keep on guard. If anything, I'll probably be expecting a busy portal by 4/20 next week.

[Sentio]

At 4/12/07 09:30 PM, K-Fox wrote:

At 4/12/07 07:21 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: So yep. After a week or so of chilling around Newgrounds again, I suppose I am 'officially' back, yay!

Awesome- you've been gone far too long :)

...I mean...sense of pride. Yeah, totally.

Yeah, I so believe you

maybe...

or not...

So I spent some time catching up on some of my favorite series today, too, like RAB, and you know what we need? Another dose of Salad Fingers. It's been quite a while since the last one, so c'mon David Firth, we lust for your madness.

Very true- some of the big names in flash animation have gone a long time since they last posted something, so I guess there are some great animations around the corner.

30 points, a good day even though I had school...and I only move up 3 ranks!?!?

Heh, I still made 50 even though I've hardly been on today (just kept coming on for 5 minutes and cleaning out the portal every couple of hours). I'm lucky to make 1 rank gain a week at the moment- I miss the days of making gains every day. At least I'll be hitting the inactives just above 30k next week.

Bleh...anyway....as you all may know, tomorrow is Friday the 13th...

So...just be careful...

Oh dear, probably not the day to be doing a crucial part of my experiment at work. A few years back I broke my arm on Friday the 13th, so I'm always a bit wary...

After tomorrow, it is the weekend for me, so I'll get around 185+ B/P points there.

I have a free weekend, so I should make over 200, maybe 250, especially as I might be snowed in here in Denver. The weather is just stupid around here- it was in the 70s earlier in the week.

At 4/12/07 10:36 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 4/12/07 10:31 PM, Snerd wrote: I just made it to Elite Guard Private. I'd like to join up... as long as NG doesn't go to Iraq.

Sure ya can. Just wait for Phantom/PenguinLink to get around and make it official.

Well, they don't seem to be around (cue PenguinLink posting...), and as Relations Officer I'll fill in for now, so you meet the rank requirements and your posting is good enough to get in here. We like people that have come up through the Police HQ anyway :). There are a few key rules that have been posted a couple of times over the last few pages, but in short they are:

1) No one line posting, and on the whole we prefer intelligent posts that contribute to the conversation.
2) No stat only posts- you can mention daily gains, but you must include something else to your posts as there are a few mods that will ban you for that.
3) No encouraging mass voting, no matter how annoying the group or how bad the flash.

Pick a bunk and enjoy your stay here in the Barracks :)

At 4/12/07 10:44 PM, Sterockicy wrote:

Elite Guard Second Leiutenant!

Congrats on the new rank! That top 300 list is getting ever closer, and then there is no hiding from any of us :D.

At 4/13/07 12:06 AM, MadCow wrote: I only got about 40 points today, but I was getting my dick wet, so it's all cool (*waits to see if anyone notices explanation, lmfao*).

I'm not even going to ask...

I also only 4 more points until level 13, so this time tomorrow, I'll be level 13, and have possibly seen the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie (HOPEFULLY)!

An early congrats for level 13- it's my favourite level :)

*salutes*

[SlashFirestorm]

It seems that the Flash Legacy of Slash Firestorm is being reborn yet again, thanks to the combined efforts of myself, the Master of Lunacy; Afro, God of Dicks and Thunder; and the mysterious Cereal.

With stuff like this, it seems the return of Slash is complete.

Not to mention I managed to get Flash back on my computer without it overheating...so expect some new material from me soon, instead of just old dusty flash relics, hehe. ^_^

Today's B/P was...eh. I didn't keep track. But it wasn't a lot. However, I did notice that I went up a couple of B/P ranks after just one day of portal-surfing, so...heh.

Top 50...you will be mine.

[Phantom]

At 4/12/07 10:31 PM, Snerd wrote: I just made it to Elite Guard Private. I'd like to join up... as long as NG doesn't go to Iraq.

Welcome aboard soldier. Pick a bunk and get to work. Also Sentio beat me to it but I outrank him so I'll say it again. I hope you enjoy your stay here in the EGB, in case you want a full version of the FAQ, PM me.

[Tech2211995]

Can anyone join, sir?
I'd join if I can.
<salutes>

[Coop]

At 4/13/07 12:06 AM, MadCow wrote: I only got about 40 points today, but I was getting my dick wet, so it's all cool (*waits to see if anyone notices explanation, lmfao*).

Press ups over a puddle?

I also only 4 more points until level 13, so this time tomorrow, I'll be level 13,

Well, early congratulations on that

[Phantom]

At 4/13/07 05:43 AM, Tech2211995 wrote: Can anyone join, sir?
I'd join if I can.
<salutes>

Sadly this club is about B/P points, you can read more about it in the NG FAQ . Once you have enough points there (1,500) then you can join us. but once you have 200 you could join the Newgrounds police headquarters. Good luck.

[Tech2211995]

Thank you. I will be back!

[SlashFirestorm]

I totally forgot Pico Day is coming up. :-O

If I remember right, last year was pretty damn good. Wasn't no Clock Day, but it was still a crazy day with lots of flash...and not just crappy flash, too, some of them were fucking amazing.

Not to mention that the new layout might, just MIGHT, come out that day. I mean, it'd make since. We can always hope!

I may make some rather-crude Pico flash just for the hell of it.

[Solidone]

At 4/13/07 06:04 AM, Phantom wrote: Sadly this club is about B/P points, you can read more about it in the NG FAQ . Once you have enough points there (1,500) then you can join us. but once you have 200 you could join the Newgrounds police headquarters. Good luck.

looks like i am eligible to join as of yesterday then. :). awesome.

[Solidone]

At 4/13/07 09:23 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I totally forgot Pico Day is coming up. :-O

What date is pico day anyway?

[SlashFirestorm]

At 4/13/07 10:24 AM, Solidone wrote:

At 4/13/07 06:04 AM, Phantom wrote: Sadly this club is about B/P points, you can read more about it in the NG FAQ . Once you have enough points there (1,500) then you can join us. but once you have 200 you could join the Newgrounds police headquarters. Good luck.

looks like i am eligible to join as of yesterday then. :). awesome.

Congratulations! Just gotta wait for official confirmation by Phantom or PenguinLink, but yes, welcome to the fold.

Speaking of, what ever happened to the forums? We had all our sexy FAQ and such there...

[Coop]

At 4/13/07 10:35 AM, Solidone wrote: What date is pico day anyway?

April 30th

Clock Day is August 15th (Anniversary of submission of "B" - 6 years now, OMG!) Off the top of my head, I can't think of any more dates for special days.

[SlashFirestorm]

At 4/13/07 10:35 AM, Solidone wrote:

At 4/13/07 09:23 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I totally forgot Pico Day is coming up. :-O

What date is pico day anyway?

April 30. I'm looking forward to it very much...I was gone from the site for a long time, and I miss the hectic pace of one of Newgrounds' special holidays, hehe.