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Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-23 16:54:38


Do i have a story fir yall, today in wal-mart i saw this guy and he like came up to me and started talking to me. He asked me if i had ever been to newgrounds before, stunningly i told him i hadent. He asked me when i got home to go to newgrounds.com, he told me go to forums and looks for the ng mafia.

I chuckled under my breath, he told me he was the leader of this club i asked him what his screen name was he said " JumpingJonny" i have browsed every page of the mafia and didnt see any jumping jonny post here lol.

Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-23 16:54:42


At 12/23/05 04:52 PM, lott1 wrote: But just to ask, was this a good story or not!? Well give me a rating 1 through 5 of what u think! And i am asking for the truth because i am not a very good story teller u know!

Progress was too fast...


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Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-23 16:55:48


At 12/23/05 04:39 PM, CrimsonRocker wrote: Whats been going on today i see that everyone is posting links and pictures, might i ask we we are doing cause id like to join in.

We're doing emulation Gaia style. It's funn.

http://www.tektek.org/dream/

Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-23 17:03:59


At 12/23/05 04:55 PM, Charrlotte wrote:
At 12/23/05 04:39 PM, CrimsonRocker wrote: Whats been going on today i see that everyone is posting links and pictures, might i ask we we are doing cause id like to join in.
We're doing emulation Gaia style. It's funn.

http://www.tektek.org/dream/

Ya know ive never fully learned how to link something, will someone walk me through the steps please?

Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-23 17:07:02


Well, I see that everyone's posting pics. I just wonder where you get those. That's pretty much all I have to say, for now.

So what's happening, people?


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Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-23 17:21:44


here's another, I kind of like this onen I just made it out of boredom...
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When the hell did I become level 10? I level whilst being completly inactive, that's how much I rock ! ^^

Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-23 17:24:56


At 12/23/05 04:39 PM, CrimsonRocker wrote: Whats been going on today i see that everyone is posting links and pictures, might i ask we we are doing cause id like to join in.

apparently at http://www.gaiaonline.com/ it is some sort of RP i just went on it and it looks intresting

Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-23 17:26:09


are those characters from an rpg game? if so wich one, and where can i play it?


Cry Havoc! Let Loose The Dogs Of War!

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Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-23 17:26:20


At 12/23/05 05:03 PM, CrimsonRocker wrote: Ya know ive never fully learned how to link something, will someone walk me through the steps please?

If you're going to enter a plain URL, just type it. Newgrounds automatically changes it to a link, like so: http://www.newgrounds.com/

If you want to make your link into a word, you can use the button above the posting box labeled "Link", under the row called HTML Aids. Just enter the URL and the label for the link when prompted, and you come up with something like this: Newgrounds

The plain HTML code looks like this. Hope it works...*crosses fingers*

&lt;a href="http://www.newgrounds.com"&rt;Newgro
unds&lt;/a&rt;

At 12/23/05 05:07 PM, StevensA wrote: Well, I see that everyone's posting pics. I just wonder where you get those. That's pretty much all I have to say, for now.

http://www.tektek.org/dream/

Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-23 17:29:30


At 12/23/05 05:26 PM, Charrlotte wrote: The plain HTML code looks like this. Hope it works...*crosses fingers*

&lt;a href="http://www.newgrounds.com"&rt;Newgro
unds&lt;/a&rt;

Bleh, just replace the "&lt;"s with < and the "&rt;"s with >.

At 12/23/05 05:26 PM, the_fallen_one1 wrote: are those characters from an rpg game? if so wich one, and where can i play it?

http://www.gaiaonline.com/

Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-23 17:30:24


At 12/23/05 05:26 PM, the_fallen_one1 wrote: are those characters from an rpg game? if so wich one, and where can i play it?

nevermind, i found it. seems like a nice game


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Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-23 17:35:31


At 12/23/05 05:24 PM, Videogamemaster64 wrote:
At 12/23/05 04:39 PM, CrimsonRocker wrote: Whats been going on today i see that everyone is posting links and pictures, might i ask we we are doing cause id like to join in.
apparently at http://www.gaiaonline.com/ it is some sort of RP i just went on it and it looks intresting

it is sort of an rpg mixed with rping on forums and such......kind of like Newgrounds only with clothes an shit...


When the hell did I become level 10? I level whilst being completly inactive, that's how much I rock ! ^^

Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-23 17:49:32


Thanks Charolette for teaching me to link now let me just try it out on newgrounds.com. Crosses Fingers hope this works also.NG MAFIA

Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-23 17:54:33


ill be the weapons designer! and the drug dealer.....maybe......

Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-23 17:54:53


So can I join? I prefer twin pump-action shotguns

Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-23 18:23:59


At 12/23/05 05:54 PM, Squirrelmonki wrote: So can I join? I prefer twin pump-action shotguns

Well, while you CAN join...i'm skeptical...i'm gonna need a second opinion on this

At 12/23/05 05:54 PM, flashnaphobia wrote: ill be the weapons designer! and the drug dealer.....maybe......

No, you need more posts, and they need to be intelligent. Just because i gave you a flat-out no, however, doesn't mean no and never again, it means...try back when you make your presence known on the BBS.

Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-23 18:30:36


so this is what the mafia been reduced, talking about rpgs and writing boring stories, there is only one thing that can describe all of you, POSERS! looks like mutant wasn't kidding about you guys being faggots. i have been here not only longer than you but the mafia itself and when i call you posers, you are posers, when i say jump and you say how high, i'll say you first and you'll be jumping off a cliff one way or another. i heard you been dissin my friend's friend, mutant_busterjr and i've come to you today to say all that and some more. i thought the mafia was supposed to kill snitches, not be them and as the sayings go, snitches get stiches, snitches get bitches and snitches are bitches. mutant also said something about a crimsonrocker looking good but i don't know who he means. i also came to give you his stories that he typed a while ago.
he says merry christmas minus cocksuckers. no need to get the mods involved or wade even, i ain't coming back to you posers again.if have anything to say to him, email him, now i present to you kill ghost vol.1 and 2.

Kill ghost vol. 1: double cross!
Mafia headquarters, 9pm. I walk up to the front door.
MBjr: let me in damnit.
Random: aw hell naw.
MBjr: fuch you ,bitch*blows door open*
I run through the headquarters, shooting at everyone I see
And found mast3rmind sneaking into a wall, I follow him.
After he stops walking, I smash him in the back of his head and take his key and then ran to the door leading to the main room.
Ghost: welcome, you piece of shit.
MBjr: fuch you ,bitch!
Charlotte: HEY, shut up!
MBjr: shut yo bitch ass up
Charlotte: okay fine
Rocker:hey why don’t you shut up*pulls out deagle .50*
MBjr: BITCH, SHUT UP OR I’LL SLAP YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD *pulls out silver ballers*.
Vgm: hey, you can’t do that!
MBjr: shut cho faggot ass up, I can do what I want bitch!
Ghost: well it looks like its time for me to go*walks into glass elevator*.
MBjr: hey! That’s a bitch move nigga, a bitch move!
Ghost: eh, why else did I make the mafia for, not being bitches?
MBjr: get yo heathen niglet ass back here, you gotta pay what you owe*fires at him but bullets bounce off glass*.
The elevator goes down and g_p and mm break into the room.
MM: there he is, shoot his hell raisen ass NOW!
G_P: whatever you say*pulls out w2000 rifle and shoots MBjr in the leg*
MBjr: MOTHERFUCHER! *shoots rifle out his hand*
G_P: YOU BITCH!
I run out to the roof.
VGM: I’ll handle this*pulls out katana*
MBjr: BRING IT MOTHERFUCHER*pulls out 50x50 sword*
Rocker: kick his ass!
MBjr: shut up bitch! *grabs herby the shoulder and holds his sword to her neck*what now bitch!
VGM: kill the bitch, see if I care.
MBjr and Rocker: WHAT!!!!!!
VGM: I said see if care, DID I STUTTER BITCH!
MBjr: dude that’s cold and another bitch move. Hey ho, I,m letting you off easy today*throws her at vgm and knocks them both out*oh well it looks like its time for me to go, saru mo ki kara ochiru*drops smoke bomb and jumps off roof*.
G_P: time to turn this ass monkey on full blast*shoots MBjr in the arm*.
MBjr: FUCHER*throws ninja dagger in his leg and disappears threw the snow*. **** FEW MINUTES LATER****
Squid: that will teach you not to fuck wit da mafia*rips head off and discovers that he killed a mannekin stuffed with gunpowder*what the hell!
MBjr: hohoho merry Christmas motherfucher*shoots him in the back, walks up to him and kicks him in the face*that will teach you not to breath so damn hard while playing halo.
Squid:WHAT!, YOURE …….
MBjr: say good night BITCH*stuffs fire cracker in his mouth and drops him near the mannekin*. While he walks off into the blizzard, a huge explosion goes off and a shadow stalks him.

Vol. 2: SURPRISE!
The mafia holds a party celebrating their 666th page, little do they know that I was there under cover. Oh yeah, they also brought some mods along for security, like I was afraid of them.
VGM: hey, do I know you?
MBjr: FUCH OFF! *punches him in the nose and holds him at gunpoint and fires gun at the ceiling*. Hohoho , motherfuchers.
Everyone looks at me and vgm, all they do is shrug and shoot at both at us
VGM: HEY, STOP SHOOTING AT ME
Everyone: SHUT THE FUCK UP, WHITEBREAD!
His whole body gets shot up and he falls in to the fountain.
While they were shooting at him, I snuck back into the main room and find MM, G_P, charlotte, ghost, and nomader sitting at a huge table.
Ghost: well hello there, sit down now.
MBjr: fuch you!
Ghost: just sit down you friggin cunt
MBjr: I SAID FUCH YOU, BITCHFACE!
Ghost: that’s it, everybody shoot this jackass!
I kick over the table and start shooting at everyone with my M60 and sawn-off shot gun but G_P shoots the shotgun out of hand.
MBjr: SUCK IT, BITCH*chucks grenade in his mouth and points a 9mm at it* GET DOWN ON THE GROUND NOW OR YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO SELL THIS MOTHERFUCHING PLACE FOR A DAMN DIME!
Ghost: okay okay , just don’t get his blood on the floor.
MBjr: TOO LATE*shoots G_P’S LEG AND GETS BLOOD ON THE FLOOR*.
Ghost: waah*he runs to the elevator……again*
MBjr: NOT AGAIN!*throws grenade into elevator before it closes*
After the elevator heads to the next floor, a boom goes off,.then I run to the roof…..again and MM attacks me with a muramasa.
MBjr: BRING IT MOTHERFUCHER!*yanks out 50x50 sword*
MM: what happened with you, you used to be my student.
MBjr: next time get a php, BITCH!*slams him in the face with the sword and gets knocked off the roof*. Denvish comes out from behind and shoots me in the back of the head until I fall off the roof but I was able to throw up a time bomb before I went too far away. The whole top floor gets leveled. vol 3 COMING SOON!


"You take friendship for granted, and you even hurt an 11 year old, you heartless prick!" - Kayla Hayes

Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-23 18:39:16


Of all nights i have to got out to eat cause its my moms birthday, i will be on ng for another 2 hours and later tonight. We are going to eat at some 5 star restraunt in brooklyn. It ought to be good but 1 thing i have no clue how to eat in a 5 star restraunt.

My dad said something about you having to eat with 5 forks, i dont know about all of that i was taught to eat with a fork and sponn and knife ( if nescissary). 5 forks is a different story.

Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-23 18:47:26


At 12/23/05 06:39 PM, CrimsonRocker wrote: Of all nights i have to got out to eat cause its my moms birthday, i will be on ng for another 2 hours and later tonight. We are going to eat at some 5 star restraunt in brooklyn. It ought to be good but 1 thing i have no clue how to eat in a 5 star restraunt.

My dad said something about you having to eat with 5 forks, i dont know about all of that i was taught to eat with a fork and sponn and knife ( if nescissary). 5 forks is a different story.

perfect timing you came just after that guy left he was talking bout you aand mutant said you looked good or something

Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-23 18:50:53


At 12/23/05 06:30 PM, iLLiCit_JmBd_2 wrote: so this is what the mafia been reduced, talking about rpgs and writing boring stories, there is only one thing that can describe all of you, POSERS!

And a merry christmas to you too.

Well, at least it doesn't count as spam, since he wrote a whole lot that actually, sorta made sense. Wish his grammar would improve though.

Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-23 18:50:56



perfect timing you came just after that guy left he was talking bout you aand mutant said you looked good or something

Ya i read what he wrote, i personally dont care it was my fault posting my picture on the internet. What have you been doing today andrew i didnt see you on ng any today. To tell you the truth i wasnt on ng a whole lot today i logged on to get my experience and thats it.

Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-23 18:57:22


At 12/23/05 06:30 PM, iLLiCit_JmBd_2 wrote: asdkfjsahdjfh

I'm just wondering exactly who this account belongs to. Can't be Josh, since he's not even online.

Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-23 19:37:39


Ok, that guy was a major asshole. Fuck him and the asshole who sent him. Anyways, thanks for the website, guys. I'll make one of those guys later. I cut my damn finger and it's a bitch to type.

Well, good to see you, Crimson and VGM64. I saw that bitch ass story that guy sent in. Unfortunate enough, I cant do shit about it. If I could, I would.

Since I'm leaving soon, I'll see you guys (hopefully) tomorrow.

PS: I said this a few pages back, but the message remains the same. Merry (fucking) Christmas and a Happy (fucking) New Year.


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Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-23 20:03:47


At 12/23/05 06:23 PM, BigLundi wrote:
At 12/23/05 05:54 PM, Squirrelmonki wrote: So can I join? I prefer twin pump-action shotguns
Well, while you CAN join...i'm skeptical...i'm gonna need a second opinion on this

Why?


At 12/23/05 05:54 PM, flashnaphobia wrote: ill be the weapons designer! and the drug dealer.....maybe......EVEN THE MAFIAS NOOB!! OMG!!

Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-23 20:29:44


At 12/23/05 06:50 PM, CrimsonRocker wrote:

perfect timing you came just after that guy left he was talking bout you aand mutant said you looked good or something
Ya i read what he wrote, i personally dont care it was my fault posting my picture on the internet. What have you been doing today andrew i didnt see you on ng any today. To tell you the truth i wasnt on ng a whole lot today i logged on to get my experience and thats it.

well actually emily i didn't wake up till around 11 a.m. and didn't get on till noon. i stayed up till 2:30a.m. with my mom (me and my mom are night people) so i kept her company as she wrapped presents and i was still on NG so i've been on NG since noon so did you go out with your friend? and also it isn't your fault you posted your pic. apparently you are quite popular lol

Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-23 21:25:14


At 12/23/05 08:03 PM, Squirrelmonki wrote: Why?

1) Because you asked why.
2) A general overview of your BBS account history and profile information shows that you attempt to be random and funny, but you're not really. Probably if you do what you do best (which is deal and display yourself on a more serious note, as I've observed through your sigmaking posts) more often than not, I'd accept you more readily.

For now, you can post around here, but I'll ask you to try and make about 50-100 intelligent posts before we formally accept you as a Mafioso. (You probably do have 50 intelligent posts already, but I'd just like to make sure that you can post consistently. I'm very careful about this, due to some past mistakes that I've let through.)

Observing some of your other posts, you show a willingness to comply and good comprehension. I'd like to see that out of you during your trial period, and we'll gladly accept you subsequently.

Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-23 21:34:55


Well as promised here is my finall Christmas story. I decided to go a different way with this one so I hope you all read, and enjoy it.

Merry Fuckin Christmas

I sighed as l sat in my room thinking, 'Great, christmas is here, another lonly fuckin day. Like l havn't put up with this shit before...(Flashback) 'Merry Christmas Michael.' 'Wow a gameboy, thanks mommy!' *runs to little brother* 'Look Len, a gameboy!' 'Wow Mike that's so coo...' *BOOM, explosion tears apart the front door* 'Mommy!' *sounds of gunshots are heard as my 10 year old self hides under the table, crying. After a couple of minutes the smoke clears and silence follows* 'Mommy...daddy...Len?' *silence as my past self walks over to a motionless body on the floor* 'Len get up...*silence*....Len...LENNIE!' (End flashback) My thoughts are disturbed when my door opens and startled l jump out of my bed. "Woah, nice reflaxes there Mike. You comin down to eat?" GP says. "Yeah, i'll be right down." l said dryly, "Everything all right cause you seem, l dunno, disturbed?" "Na i'm allright Phantom, really." "If you say so Mike, come on let's eat I'm starvin." GP leaves my room and l follow soon after.

"Hey Boris thought you died up there." Joic says as I reach the bottom of the stairs. I found an empty seat next to Charrlotte and sat down. I didn't feel much like eatin so l just played with my food thinking some more. 'It's been 11 years, shit feels like it happened yesterday, 'If it's botherin you this much then why don't you just tell someone and get it off your chest?' I can't do that. 'Why not?' because you're just my consceince and l don't have to listen to you. 'Whatever.'

MM who is sittin across from me looks up and sees me starin into space, "Hey...Boris...you alright *gulp*?" he says in between chews. "Yeah i'm fine, just not hungry that's all." "You seem troubled?" "I'm fine, really." i say dryly again. "Will you cheer the fuck up?" Lundi says, "Tommorrows christmas." Everyone starts talkin about how they forgot tommorrow was christmas and what they had to get before the day was up. In the middle of all the talking l get up unoticed (so l thought) "Yeah christmas." l mutter to myself before walkin off not knowing someone was watching me. I walked outside but the talking could still be heard even when l approach my car, l get in and the sound of them talking stops, 'Why didn't you tell them, and don't give me some bullshit excuse. I just can't Why the fuck not? you wouldn't understand I am you...shut up.' I turn the car on and drive off, 'where are we goin? didn't l tell you to shut up yeah but you can't shut me up. So where are we goin? well I am going up to the cliff why? l thought you were me smart ass'

The cliff was one of my favorite spots since l was a kid, it overlooks the city and the bay. I drove to the top and sat in my car lookin over the city, this was always a kick ass spot at night l thought before driften off into sleep. (dream) l look around but all l see is darkness, l turn aound and now i'm lookin at someone standin in front of me, but somthing is wrong, i'm staring at myself when l was 11. I reach out to touch myself but l go right through him/me. 'What's goin on?' as soon as l say that my past self starts to quiver with the look like he's seen a ghost on his face. 'What's wrong?' l say but he can't hear me l look in the direction he's staring to see a door bieng blown open, the whole incident is replaying itself. I look back at my past self and notice he's under a table shaking. 'No not again.' l say as men run through the hole, 'Not again!' l take out my Desert Eagle and fire off a couple of shots at them but it goes right through them. 'No' l say as the my past replays itself, but when they finish off my family one of them notices me and puts his gun to my face. I just stare at him blankly as he pulls the trigger. *BOOM* (end dream) I wake up screaming and hit my head on the horn causin more noise, "AHHH SHIT!" i say as i rub my head.

I look at the window to see Crimson standin there, it's daytimeand she's laughin her head off. I roll down the window still rubbin my head, "What the hell are you laughin at?" "You" she says still laughing, "you wouldn't walk up when l taped your window so l slamed your hood and you smashed your head into the stearin wheel." "Yeah no shit." l said takin my hand off my forehead reveling a big bump. "Get in l drive you back." l say. "What the hell were you doin out here anyway?" i say when she sits down in the passenger seat, "You ran off last night without saying a thing to anyone so l came lookin for you. What were you doing out here anyway?" 'this is your chance shut up ....pussy alright!' "Well a couple of years ago..." I tell her the whole story whilst she sits there wide eyed listening. "and the worst part of it was, they were caught by the cops and died in jail, l never got my revenge. I didn't need any sympathy, so l never told anyone." I looked at her and noticed she was crying, my face went red with embaresment, 'great job asshole you made her cry! you're the one who fucking told me to empty my fucking heart out to someone l bearly fucking know! but i didn't tell you to make her cry!...you fucking prick.

"Oh my God Boris i'm so sorry!" "Whatever let's just go back to the house. I'm sure thier wonderin where we are." the ride back home was silent and when we got to the house l told her i'd stay in the car for a while. After about an hour of arguing with my consceince l got out and walked into the house, all the lights where off, "Hello?" i said confused, the lights sprang on and everyone screamed out "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" "What the hell is this?" i said still confused, Charrlotte came up to me and said, "Crimson told us about your past, and we wanted to remind you that you have a family...right here." I finally reallized then and there what christmas was about, it was about famliy. It was amazing, someone actually cared about my pathetic past, and for the first time since my parents death l did somthing, l cried, but it wasn't from sadness, it was from joy, and l couldn't be happier knowing that l had a family all along. This was the best gift l ever got, a family.
END

Hope you enjoyed it and hope everyone has a Merry fuckin Christmas, even though this is a little early.


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Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-23 23:05:37


At 12/23/05 09:25 PM, Charrlotte wrote:
At 12/23/05 08:03 PM, Squirrelmonki wrote: Why?
1) Because you asked why.
2) A general overview of your BBS account history and profile information shows that you attempt to be random and funny, but you're not really. Probably if you do what you do best (which is deal and display yourself on a more serious note, as I've observed through your sigmaking posts) more often than not, I'd accept you more readily.

For now, you can post around here, but I'll ask you to try and make about 50-100 intelligent posts before we formally accept you as a Mafioso. (You probably do have 50 intelligent posts already, but I'd just like to make sure that you can post consistently. I'm very careful about this, due to some past mistakes that I've let through.)

Observing some of your other posts, you show a willingness to comply and good comprehension. I'd like to see that out of you during your trial period, and we'll gladly accept you subsequently.

Hehe, not my fault that noob-antichrist hates me, you want a sig? Hell, does any1 wanna sig? Im bored, want a sig to make, thanks for the compliments though, I apprecaite it!! As for the consistancy, Im on Newgrounds every day, so I make some posts every day, but the sig making threads have been slow lately, so what the hell

NG Mafia

Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-24 00:06:31


well actually emily i didn't wake up till around 11 a.m. and didn't get on till noon. i stayed up till 2:30a.m. with my mom (me and my mom are night people) so i kept her company as she wrapped presents and i was still on NG so i've been on NG since noon so did you go out with your friend? and also it isn't your fault you posted your pic. apparently you are quite popular lol

Nice to know someone is a night person, me im not quite a night person i like to sleep at night. Might i say i just got back from that 5 star restaurant it had good food, but it was soo complicated dad was right there was like 5 forks i had to use to eat with.

Response to NG Mafia 2005-12-24 00:27:50


Fellow thugs of the NG Mafia...I'll be leaving here today. But only temporarily. I have a story to attend to, and in order to stay ahead of everything, I most be able to write two chapters ahead each one, four if I'm lucky. So I'll be back possibly by next month. Charrlotte is holding the place down nicely. She can easily do what needs to be done around here more than I at the moment. So...see you all later?


Still original, creative & innovative, most known unknown.

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