NG Mafia

[MrTrivia]

At 2/5/08 11:40 PM, Gu-rrilla wrote: As my first official project in the Armor Division, I would like to introduce a favorite gadget of mine.

You may know it from somewhere, It's the Magnetized Watch.

Specs:

Formal watch illusion.

Approx. 3 lbs.

Force meter disquised as second hand.

Importance:

Redirects bullets to a safe direction protecting brothers from undesirables.

It just looks freakin' awesome.

Mythbusters showed that this technology doesn't work, but I'll give you an A for effort. Welcome to the team, Gu-rrilla.

Now, here's an updated org chart:

Head Scientist = MrTrivia
1st Lieutenant = Regus-MK-IV
2nd Lieutenant = Kurofelis
Vehicle Sector Head = MrTrivia
- Mecha Division: open spot(s)
- Transport Division: Marsupial, open spot(s)
Defense Sector Head = Regus-MK-IV
- Weapons Division: PowerPrower, open spot(s)
- Armor Division: Gu-rrilla, open spot(s)
Special Projects Head = PenitentTangent
- Genetics Division: Kurofelis, Twilight-Knight, open spot(s)
- Gadgets Division: open spot(s)

In other news, I have a solid outline for my next installment of The Science of the Mafia. I have things planned for today and tomorrow, and I have to work six days straight after that, but I'll have a window of opportunity from the 14th to the 17th.

[Evertos]

can i join, godfather?

:i can.

[MrTrivia]

At 2/6/08 07:59 AM, Evertos wrote: can i join, godfather?

No, you cannot. The requirements, which were posted on this very page, clearly state that applicants need 50 intelligent posts, and you don't even have 50 posts total.

i can.

Was this some kind of joke? Besides, trying to make text look like a quote by using a colon doesn't work unless you're actually quoting someone

like this.

[Strauss]

At 2/6/08 07:41 PM, CannibalCorpseFreak wrote:

I actually just looked through the few posts he has, and most of them (except for maybe two) are one-liners. I wonder if he'll be back when he gets to #50? Maybe he will, maybe he won't. Whatever.

mostly, people won't go through the hell of making 50 posts just to get in the mafia. i know this is a deterrent, but it's designed to keep people out that don't know the bbs etiquette very well (mostly people who have just signed up.) if they actually do bother to come back with 50 intelligent posts, then that's good for them.

[kdfsjljklgjfg]

What's this? Two days without a post in the NG Mafia? Times are changing, my friends!

PS, back from a like month and a half break from the BBS.

Also, on a completely random note, anybody know what the hell ever happened to that sport SlamBall? They had it on Spike TV a few years back and I haven't seen it since. Man, did it kick ass though.

[PenitentTangent]

At 2/9/08 01:37 PM, kdfsjljklgjfg wrote: Also, on a completely random note, anybody know what the hell ever happened to that sport SlamBall?

That was an amazing show. As much as it did win, it was pretty stupid in essence. Besides, many Spike viewers don't have the attention span for long programming runs.

[Ghost]

At 2/9/08 02:06 PM, PenitentTangent wrote:

At 2/9/08 01:37 PM, kdfsjljklgjfg wrote: Also, on a completely random note, anybody know what the hell ever happened to that sport SlamBall?

That was an amazing show. As much as it did win, it was pretty stupid in essence. Besides, many Spike viewers don't have the attention span for long programming runs.

That's why they rely on wrestling, girls, and clip shows. But hey, I love watching a guy face plant from two stories of air, it's good for the soul.

[JakFro5t]

Hmm may I join? I seem to have alot of "aqaintences" in here, Jackrip', and some others i cannot recall. I'm not entirely sure what we do, besides help others, but maybe a story is in order. If there are catagories to join, tell me. But for now i want to be an attorny/infiltrater, I protect those that are in trouble with the law, and blend in as a regular person if a job needs done from the "inside".

Also, my gun would be the .45 Heckler and Koch USP pistol, small, easy to carry, packs a punch for those times when someone desides that I'm a threat and want me gone.

[maspa]

Okay, I'll join.

[Felis]

At 2/9/08 09:10 PM, JakFro5t wrote:
Also, my gun would be the .45 Heckler and Koch USP pistol

...Meh.

You settle for today's weaponry.

I would reccomend a toxic amoebic bioweapon that resides in your fat layer and can ooze out of your skin to destroy, protect, or block the target. The molecular makeup of the biomass will make certain parts of your body bulletproof to small arms fire.

In short, we have better shit.

[PenitentTangent]

At 2/9/08 09:10 PM, JakFro5t wrote: Also, my gun would be the .45 Heckler and Koch USP pistol

I like Match version, with a white slide. Thats the handgun for me.

Personal favorite weapon is still the
FAMAS, though. Dual would be sweet, untill I emptied the clips.

[TheSerf]

At 2/9/08 09:10 PM, JakFro5t wrote: Hmm may I join? I seem to have alot of "aqaintences" in here, Jackrip', and some others i cannot recall. I'm not entirely sure what we do, besides help others, but maybe a story is in order. If there are catagories to join, tell me. But for now i want to be an attorny/infiltrater, I protect those that are in trouble with the law, and blend in as a regular person if a job needs done from the "inside".

Hi,
I'm the head of the legal department 'round these parts. When you get in (I'm sure you'll have no prob getting approved by a capo re: the 50 posts, but I'll hold that on advisement until a capo has reviewed your posts) I'll give you a rundown of what we do and what our structure is....

[JakFro5t]

At 2/10/08 12:42 AM, TheSerf wrote:

Hi,
I'm the head of the legal department 'round these parts. When you get in (I'm sure you'll have no prob getting approved by a capo re: the 50 posts, but I'll hold that on advisement until a capo has reviewed your posts) I'll give you a rundown of what we do and what our structure is....

Thank you, I'm surprised this crew is so active, I posted then got my daily WoW in, come back and see about 6 or so people have posted, this seems like a very active group and I hope to be able to expand it.

[Snype]

At 2/9/08 11:03 PM, PenitentTangent wrote: I like Match version, with a white slide. Thats the handgun for me.

That's Stainless-Steel, damnit! I got Forza 2. It rawks, you better be on tonight.

Can I come back in? If not, I understand.

Also, Happy Birthday to me. I got this:

[PenitentTangent]

At 2/10/08 08:19 PM, Snype wrote: Can I come back in? If not, I understand.

So, come crawling back, eh? What do we say, boys?

Also I'ma kick your ass with my beautiful Forza 2 cars.

[Ghost]

At 2/10/08 11:21 PM, PenitentTangent wrote:

At 2/10/08 08:19 PM, Snype wrote: Can I come back in? If not, I understand.

So, come crawling back, eh? What do we say, boys?

I say that you shut your mouth. Welcome back Snype, quit your biching though.

[PenitentTangent]

At 2/11/08 12:52 AM, Ghost wrote: I say that you shut your mouth.

I wanted to feel like a big man...

Anyway, welcome back, I guess. Our dilemma of story caualties is over.

[JakFro5t]

At 2/11/08 01:15 AM, PenitentTangent wrote:
Anyway, welcome back, I guess. Our dilemma of story caualties is over.

Hopefully I'm not too out-of-place to be posting since I havn't been accepted, not sure on your policies, but if there is a story happening I want in. If this IS the case, that you are all creating a story I am very good at RPing (I think, you choose for yourself), here are some of my post on the "SurvivalRPForum".

here

[Snype]

At 2/11/08 12:52 AM, Ghost wrote: I say that you shut your mouth. Welcome back Snype, quit your biching though.

I will try to keep down on the whining, but you gotta admit, I was right about that bonavids guy being too... unintelligent to join us right now.

At 2/10/08 11:21 PM, PenitentTangent wrote:

Also I'ma kick your ass with my beautiful Forza 2 cars

Not fair, I only got the game yesterday. I like the Chevy Colt SS for some reason, even though in reality we know a Chevy is as good as a piece of sandpaper to wipe your ass with.

Anyway, welcome back, I guess. Our dilemma of story caualties is over.

Whenever I do die, I demand an exotic and overly-elaborate death.

At 2/11/08 07:30 AM, JakFro5t wrote: Hopefully I'm not too out-of-place to be posting since I havn't been accepted, not sure on your policies, but if there is a story happening I want in. If this IS the case, that you are all creating a story I am very good at RPing.

This guy is great. I know because he frequents the Zombie Survial Crew, and he keeps his posts straight and to the point, but is intelligent about them. I back your entry into this when you are finally accepted in here.

[Felis]

At 2/11/08 02:48 PM, Snype wrote:

Day was long awaited. Welcome back.

but you gotta admit, I was right about that bonavids guy being too... unintelligent to join us right now.

He was bossing around the Sig Makers. That's a definition of being unintelligent to me.

[JakFro5t]

At 2/11/08 02:48 PM, Snype wrote:

This guy is great. I know because he frequents the Zombie Survial Crew, and he keeps his posts straight and to the point, but is intelligent about them. I back your entry into this when you are finally accepted in here.

Well thank you. It has a sort of irony to now doesn't it, I didn't even think slightly of joining this crew (I didn't really think much of it), until I read you resignation posted on you profile Snype. Then I wasn't even sure if I should, still I was not sure if I wanted to join in another crew, but the other clubs were going slow...got to go.

[Strauss]

wow, the story archive is going slower than planned. you guys really wrote a lot more stories than i imagined. that, and the problem with schoolwork keeps me occupied. i will keep adding stories as i have the time.

meanwhile, trivia, you have moderator access to your own forum, so you can change your stories as you see fit.

[bigjuicy]

I'm a good man to recruit! Here is a pic.........

[JakFro5t]

So am I in? i hate to nag, but I just would like to know that someonehasn't forgotten about me :D.

Also, what's this story, so I can read it a little and get a grip on everyone's writing style. This also shows a little about a person, but i'll stay away from assumptions.

[kdfsjljklgjfg]

At 2/12/08 03:02 PM, bigjuicy wrote: I'm a good man to recruit! Here is a pic.........

Just because you're bald and say you're a good guy doesn't mean you're instantly in.

Read around and find the requirements because it pisses me off saying it every time I come in the mafia thread.

[Strauss]

At 2/12/08 03:02 PM, bigjuicy wrote: I'm a good man to recruit! Here is a pic.........

you posted this message at least 4 times:

"You know Jesus I've been thinking a lot about you lately..... and well thats why I wrote this song I love you Jesus I want you to walk with me. I take good care of your baby call you my baby baby! You died for my sins, And you know that I would die for you, Right? What's the matter baby? You tremblin' Jesus Ba-bbay! Your love is my light, You know when I'm without you there's a blackhole in my life! Ohhh I wanna belive it's allright, But I get lonely in the night! It's up to you to save me...... Jesus baby!!!!!!"

while we always welcome new members, we don't like spammers, or anyone who has the tendancy to go ahead and get banned for fun. you also post the same picture everywhere. i'm gonna let you post here as an unofficial member, because i see you have potential. but make about 20 more intelligent posts in the meantime (meaning that they add to the conversation and are not one-liners) and then we'll have a capo review your posts to see if you can be an official member. however, until that time, if you wish to post in here, make sure it adds to the conversation, and no more picture spamming or text spamming.

At 2/12/08 03:54 PM, JakFro5t wrote: So am I in? i hate to nag, but I just would like to know that someonehasn't forgotten about me :D.

Also, what's this story, so I can read it a little and get a grip on everyone's writing style. This also shows a little about a person, but i'll stay away from assumptions.

yes, your post record is actually quite superb (the best i've seen in a long time) so welcome to the family. pick a profession, and you're on your way.

At 2/12/08 09:49 PM, kdfsjljklgjfg wrote: Just because you're bald and say you're a good guy doesn't mean you're instantly in.

Read around and find the requirements because it pisses me off saying it every time I come in the mafia thread.

you don't need to be rude. if you don't like saying the requirements over and over again, don't do it. let someone else handle it. otherwise, just simply tell people the requirements, and that they have to have a capo look at the posts in order to allow them in. it's that simple.

[JakFro5t]

At 2/13/08 12:23 PM, Strauss wrote:
yes, your post record is actually quite superb (the best i've seen in a long time) so welcome to the family. pick a profession, and you're on your way.

Thank you, hopefully my stay here will be a pleasent one. Also, is there a list of proffesions, or do I just say what I would like to do. If the last one is true, then I'd like to be a lawyer, and/or inside man. I like to do brain work more than brawn, so use as needed.

[TheSerf]

At 2/13/08 03:12 PM, JakFro5t wrote: Thank you, hopefully my stay here will be a pleasent one. Also, is there a list of proffesions, or do I just say what I would like to do. If the last one is true, then I'd like to be a lawyer, and/or inside man. I like to do brain work more than brawn, so use as needed.

Welcome! FOr you info here is some Legal Department info:

LEGAL DEPARTMENT STRUCTURE

Chief Legal Officer: Serf

Associate Attorney: Target

Attorney (Homicide): VACANT
Attorney (Narcotics): VACANT
Attorney (GBH & Assault): VACANT
Attorney (Fraud): VACANT
Attorney (Blackmail & Treason): VACANT
Attorney (Grand larceny): VACANT

12 x Junior Attorneys: ALL VACANT

(unlimited) Paralegals: ALL VACANT

Basically anyone who wishes to join starts down as a junior attorney and then moves in to a specialised Attorney positions when I deem it fit for them to. If you hold another position in a nother department, you may still join the legal division as a part-time paralegal.

HOWEVER, due to short staffing, I am throwing the positions of Specialist Attorney open to anyone for a limited time, even if they hold another position in another department. PM if you want in. Note, however, that I retain full discretion to hire and fire as a whim takes me.

LEGAL DEPARTMENT MISSION STATEMENT

In the NG Mafia, the law of society at large is not as sacrosanct as elsewhere. Unfortunately , society at large does not recognise this. That's where we come in. If you've ever wanted to defend people who are (in the strictly legal sense of the term) 'guilty as all fuck' of a number of crimes ranging from murder to assult to murder to money-laundering to murder to drug-running to murder, then come join us, simply by sending me or one of my associates a PM. And the best thing about this legal department is the lack of a dress code; I personally haven't got out of this dressing gown for 73 days (and counting!).

[Ghost]

At 2/12/08 03:02 PM, bigjuicy wrote: I'm a good man to recruit! Here is a pic.........

I'm letting you in on the basis that you are bald and are a good man. Also that your posts reflect good habits and I think you would be a good addition to the family. Welcome, pick a profession.

[Gu-rrilla]

At 2/13/08 07:53 PM, Ghost wrote: I'm letting you in on the basis that you are bald and are a good man. Also that your posts reflect good habits and I think you would be a good addition to the family. Welcome, pick a profession.

I got a letter of recomendation from DLJ and all I got was criticism of my new project for the Armor Div.

Anyways, I just got my Internet back and I'll be on more often.

I don't belong to many crews, so I'll dry to disperse my time evenly between the NGDD, the NG Mafia, and the Regulars Lounge.

I may even try to revive my Mythbusters Club.