NG Mafia

[JakFro5t]

Hmm may I join? I seem to have alot of "aqaintences" in here, Jackrip', and some others i cannot recall. I'm not entirely sure what we do, besides help others, but maybe a story is in order. If there are catagories to join, tell me. But for now i want to be an attorny/infiltrater, I protect those that are in trouble with the law, and blend in as a regular person if a job needs done from the "inside".

Also, my gun would be the .45 Heckler and Koch USP pistol, small, easy to carry, packs a punch for those times when someone desides that I'm a threat and want me gone.

[maspa]

Okay, I'll join.

[Felis]

At 2/9/08 09:10 PM, JakFro5t wrote:
Also, my gun would be the .45 Heckler and Koch USP pistol

...Meh.

You settle for today's weaponry.

I would reccomend a toxic amoebic bioweapon that resides in your fat layer and can ooze out of your skin to destroy, protect, or block the target. The molecular makeup of the biomass will make certain parts of your body bulletproof to small arms fire.

In short, we have better shit.

[PenitentTangent]

At 2/9/08 09:10 PM, JakFro5t wrote: Also, my gun would be the .45 Heckler and Koch USP pistol

I like Match version, with a white slide. Thats the handgun for me.

Personal favorite weapon is still the
FAMAS, though. Dual would be sweet, untill I emptied the clips.

[TheSerf]

At 2/9/08 09:10 PM, JakFro5t wrote: Hmm may I join? I seem to have alot of "aqaintences" in here, Jackrip', and some others i cannot recall. I'm not entirely sure what we do, besides help others, but maybe a story is in order. If there are catagories to join, tell me. But for now i want to be an attorny/infiltrater, I protect those that are in trouble with the law, and blend in as a regular person if a job needs done from the "inside".

Hi,
I'm the head of the legal department 'round these parts. When you get in (I'm sure you'll have no prob getting approved by a capo re: the 50 posts, but I'll hold that on advisement until a capo has reviewed your posts) I'll give you a rundown of what we do and what our structure is....

[JakFro5t]

At 2/10/08 12:42 AM, TheSerf wrote:

Hi,
I'm the head of the legal department 'round these parts. When you get in (I'm sure you'll have no prob getting approved by a capo re: the 50 posts, but I'll hold that on advisement until a capo has reviewed your posts) I'll give you a rundown of what we do and what our structure is....

Thank you, I'm surprised this crew is so active, I posted then got my daily WoW in, come back and see about 6 or so people have posted, this seems like a very active group and I hope to be able to expand it.

[Snype]

At 2/9/08 11:03 PM, PenitentTangent wrote: I like Match version, with a white slide. Thats the handgun for me.

That's Stainless-Steel, damnit! I got Forza 2. It rawks, you better be on tonight.

Can I come back in? If not, I understand.

Also, Happy Birthday to me. I got this:

[PenitentTangent]

At 2/10/08 08:19 PM, Snype wrote: Can I come back in? If not, I understand.

So, come crawling back, eh? What do we say, boys?

Also I'ma kick your ass with my beautiful Forza 2 cars.

[Ghost]

At 2/10/08 11:21 PM, PenitentTangent wrote:

At 2/10/08 08:19 PM, Snype wrote: Can I come back in? If not, I understand.

So, come crawling back, eh? What do we say, boys?

I say that you shut your mouth. Welcome back Snype, quit your biching though.

[PenitentTangent]

At 2/11/08 12:52 AM, Ghost wrote: I say that you shut your mouth.

I wanted to feel like a big man...

Anyway, welcome back, I guess. Our dilemma of story caualties is over.

[JakFro5t]

At 2/11/08 01:15 AM, PenitentTangent wrote:
Anyway, welcome back, I guess. Our dilemma of story caualties is over.

Hopefully I'm not too out-of-place to be posting since I havn't been accepted, not sure on your policies, but if there is a story happening I want in. If this IS the case, that you are all creating a story I am very good at RPing (I think, you choose for yourself), here are some of my post on the "SurvivalRPForum".

here

[Snype]

At 2/11/08 12:52 AM, Ghost wrote: I say that you shut your mouth. Welcome back Snype, quit your biching though.

I will try to keep down on the whining, but you gotta admit, I was right about that bonavids guy being too... unintelligent to join us right now.

At 2/10/08 11:21 PM, PenitentTangent wrote:

Also I'ma kick your ass with my beautiful Forza 2 cars

Not fair, I only got the game yesterday. I like the Chevy Colt SS for some reason, even though in reality we know a Chevy is as good as a piece of sandpaper to wipe your ass with.

Anyway, welcome back, I guess. Our dilemma of story caualties is over.

Whenever I do die, I demand an exotic and overly-elaborate death.

At 2/11/08 07:30 AM, JakFro5t wrote: Hopefully I'm not too out-of-place to be posting since I havn't been accepted, not sure on your policies, but if there is a story happening I want in. If this IS the case, that you are all creating a story I am very good at RPing.

This guy is great. I know because he frequents the Zombie Survial Crew, and he keeps his posts straight and to the point, but is intelligent about them. I back your entry into this when you are finally accepted in here.

[Felis]

At 2/11/08 02:48 PM, Snype wrote:

Day was long awaited. Welcome back.

but you gotta admit, I was right about that bonavids guy being too... unintelligent to join us right now.

He was bossing around the Sig Makers. That's a definition of being unintelligent to me.

[JakFro5t]

At 2/11/08 02:48 PM, Snype wrote:

This guy is great. I know because he frequents the Zombie Survial Crew, and he keeps his posts straight and to the point, but is intelligent about them. I back your entry into this when you are finally accepted in here.

Well thank you. It has a sort of irony to now doesn't it, I didn't even think slightly of joining this crew (I didn't really think much of it), until I read you resignation posted on you profile Snype. Then I wasn't even sure if I should, still I was not sure if I wanted to join in another crew, but the other clubs were going slow...got to go.

[Strauss]

wow, the story archive is going slower than planned. you guys really wrote a lot more stories than i imagined. that, and the problem with schoolwork keeps me occupied. i will keep adding stories as i have the time.

meanwhile, trivia, you have moderator access to your own forum, so you can change your stories as you see fit.

[bigjuicy]

I'm a good man to recruit! Here is a pic.........

[JakFro5t]

So am I in? i hate to nag, but I just would like to know that someonehasn't forgotten about me :D.

Also, what's this story, so I can read it a little and get a grip on everyone's writing style. This also shows a little about a person, but i'll stay away from assumptions.

[kdfsjljklgjfg]

At 2/12/08 03:02 PM, bigjuicy wrote: I'm a good man to recruit! Here is a pic.........

Just because you're bald and say you're a good guy doesn't mean you're instantly in.

Read around and find the requirements because it pisses me off saying it every time I come in the mafia thread.

[Strauss]

At 2/12/08 03:02 PM, bigjuicy wrote: I'm a good man to recruit! Here is a pic.........

you posted this message at least 4 times:

"You know Jesus I've been thinking a lot about you lately..... and well thats why I wrote this song I love you Jesus I want you to walk with me. I take good care of your baby call you my baby baby! You died for my sins, And you know that I would die for you, Right? What's the matter baby? You tremblin' Jesus Ba-bbay! Your love is my light, You know when I'm without you there's a blackhole in my life! Ohhh I wanna belive it's allright, But I get lonely in the night! It's up to you to save me...... Jesus baby!!!!!!"

while we always welcome new members, we don't like spammers, or anyone who has the tendancy to go ahead and get banned for fun. you also post the same picture everywhere. i'm gonna let you post here as an unofficial member, because i see you have potential. but make about 20 more intelligent posts in the meantime (meaning that they add to the conversation and are not one-liners) and then we'll have a capo review your posts to see if you can be an official member. however, until that time, if you wish to post in here, make sure it adds to the conversation, and no more picture spamming or text spamming.

At 2/12/08 03:54 PM, JakFro5t wrote: So am I in? i hate to nag, but I just would like to know that someonehasn't forgotten about me :D.

Also, what's this story, so I can read it a little and get a grip on everyone's writing style. This also shows a little about a person, but i'll stay away from assumptions.

yes, your post record is actually quite superb (the best i've seen in a long time) so welcome to the family. pick a profession, and you're on your way.

At 2/12/08 09:49 PM, kdfsjljklgjfg wrote: Just because you're bald and say you're a good guy doesn't mean you're instantly in.

Read around and find the requirements because it pisses me off saying it every time I come in the mafia thread.

you don't need to be rude. if you don't like saying the requirements over and over again, don't do it. let someone else handle it. otherwise, just simply tell people the requirements, and that they have to have a capo look at the posts in order to allow them in. it's that simple.

[JakFro5t]

At 2/13/08 12:23 PM, Strauss wrote:
yes, your post record is actually quite superb (the best i've seen in a long time) so welcome to the family. pick a profession, and you're on your way.

Thank you, hopefully my stay here will be a pleasent one. Also, is there a list of proffesions, or do I just say what I would like to do. If the last one is true, then I'd like to be a lawyer, and/or inside man. I like to do brain work more than brawn, so use as needed.

[TheSerf]

At 2/13/08 03:12 PM, JakFro5t wrote: Thank you, hopefully my stay here will be a pleasent one. Also, is there a list of proffesions, or do I just say what I would like to do. If the last one is true, then I'd like to be a lawyer, and/or inside man. I like to do brain work more than brawn, so use as needed.

Welcome! FOr you info here is some Legal Department info:

LEGAL DEPARTMENT STRUCTURE

Chief Legal Officer: Serf

Associate Attorney: Target

Attorney (Homicide): VACANT
Attorney (Narcotics): VACANT
Attorney (GBH & Assault): VACANT
Attorney (Fraud): VACANT
Attorney (Blackmail & Treason): VACANT
Attorney (Grand larceny): VACANT

12 x Junior Attorneys: ALL VACANT

(unlimited) Paralegals: ALL VACANT

Basically anyone who wishes to join starts down as a junior attorney and then moves in to a specialised Attorney positions when I deem it fit for them to. If you hold another position in a nother department, you may still join the legal division as a part-time paralegal.

HOWEVER, due to short staffing, I am throwing the positions of Specialist Attorney open to anyone for a limited time, even if they hold another position in another department. PM if you want in. Note, however, that I retain full discretion to hire and fire as a whim takes me.

LEGAL DEPARTMENT MISSION STATEMENT

In the NG Mafia, the law of society at large is not as sacrosanct as elsewhere. Unfortunately , society at large does not recognise this. That's where we come in. If you've ever wanted to defend people who are (in the strictly legal sense of the term) 'guilty as all fuck' of a number of crimes ranging from murder to assult to murder to money-laundering to murder to drug-running to murder, then come join us, simply by sending me or one of my associates a PM. And the best thing about this legal department is the lack of a dress code; I personally haven't got out of this dressing gown for 73 days (and counting!).

[Ghost]

At 2/12/08 03:02 PM, bigjuicy wrote: I'm a good man to recruit! Here is a pic.........

I'm letting you in on the basis that you are bald and are a good man. Also that your posts reflect good habits and I think you would be a good addition to the family. Welcome, pick a profession.

[Gu-rrilla]

At 2/13/08 07:53 PM, Ghost wrote: I'm letting you in on the basis that you are bald and are a good man. Also that your posts reflect good habits and I think you would be a good addition to the family. Welcome, pick a profession.

I got a letter of recomendation from DLJ and all I got was criticism of my new project for the Armor Div.

Anyways, I just got my Internet back and I'll be on more often.

I don't belong to many crews, so I'll dry to disperse my time evenly between the NGDD, the NG Mafia, and the Regulars Lounge.

I may even try to revive my Mythbusters Club.

[PenitentTangent]

At 2/11/08 03:24 PM, JakFro5t wrote: I didn't even think slightly of joining this crew (I didn't really think much of it), until I read you resignation posted on you profile Snype.

Ahahahahah, you were almost his replacement. That would have been fun. Oh, and by the way Snype, I'm on a Forza hating kick right now because Test Drive Unlimited is still the best drive out there, all Forza is good for is the vinyls. Still, I might try to race you at one point.

At 2/12/08 03:02 PM, bigjuicy wrote: I'm a good man to recruit! Here is a pic.........

Welcome to the family. That's actually a pretty good picture, assuming that is you.

[MrTrivia]

At 2/6/08 07:38 AM, MrTrivia wrote: In other news, I have a solid outline for my next installment of The Science of the Mafia. I have things planned for today and tomorrow, and I have to work six days straight after that, but I'll have a window of opportunity from the 14th to the 17th.

Change of plans: My boss is trying to fuck me over on days I'm supposed to be off work, so I can't get any writing accomplished until I've sorted this out (which could be weeks).
On a related note, has anyone else ever thought about sodomizing a person with a shotgun or is it just me? I'm not disgruntled enough to go postal yet, but I honestly don't know how much more shit I can put up with.

[Strauss]

At 2/14/08 08:32 AM, MrTrivia wrote: On a related note, has anyone else ever thought about sodomizing a person with a shotgun or is it just me?

haha, i saw this hentai once where this guy sodomized a woman with a shotgun while he fucked another one, and as he orgasmed, he shot the gun and splattered the woman from the inside out. that was the coolest (and the only cool part) in the movie.

[Snype]

At 2/14/08 01:25 AM, PenitentTangent wrote:

I'm on a Forza hating kick right now because Test Drive Unlimited is still the best drive out there, all Forza is good for is the vinyls. Still, I might try to race you at one point.

<whine> But Forza is a simulation and TDU is an arcade style game! </whine>

I love both either way, if I still had my damn Test Drive Unlimited with me. How the hell did you get that Forza achievement where you have to beat the second place racer by an entire section of track?

Also, the funniest thing about the Forza auctions is that the cars are the most priciest when they have hentai splattered all over them. Damn good artists those people are. They also have no life if they spend hours at a time drawing hentai on a car in a video game.

At 2/14/08 12:14 PM, Strauss wrote: haha, i saw this hentai once where this guy sodomized a woman with a shotgun while he fucked another one, and as he orgasmed, he shot the gun and splattered the woman from the inside out. that was the coolest (and the only cool part) in the movie.

HOLY SHIT I SO WANT TO SEE THE BLASTING PART.

At 2/14/08 08:32 AM, MrTrivia wrote: Change of plans: My boss is trying to fuck me over on days I'm supposed to be off work, so I can't get any writing accomplished until I've sorted this out (which could be weeks).

What a fucking asshole. How low can you get when you're arguing with an employee about the number of days off they can get? Go postal when you can't figure out a solution. Actually, don't - you'll be arrested. And charged with homicide. And you won't be able to do another chapter :(

[JakFro5t]

At 2/14/08 08:32 AM, MrTrivia wrote:

On a related note, has anyone else ever thought about sodomizing a person with a shotgun or is it just me? I'm not disgruntled enough to go postal yet, but I honestly don't know how much more shit I can put up with.

I've never really considered it, though if I must die, i'm going out with a bang (which doesn't mean shooting a whole lotta innocents), I was thinking maybe rob a bank, or blow something up. See I'm more of strategic brainy, I plan out my actions before execution. I have been frequently considering to break into my school only 5 blocks down the road to take revenge for the injustice.

Injustice? What injustice you may ask? Well I'm a good guy, only had 2 detentions my whole school career. It seems that being a good guy does nothing for me, as I get punished indirectly when the bad kids do there thing, if I have a question I can't ask it because they are being lectured, if they don't fess up to thier acts the whole class must suffer, evil is taking presidence over those who do good.

So what is the sense in being good (other than the scholarships) when you don't get anything out of it, so I might as well go bad since you can do whatever you want and take people down with you. So I'm slowly finding all cameras, motion sensors, and maybe I'll figure out how long it'll take for the cops to get there. This is my last year there, I want to do something....

Is it worth it....or I could just take my paintball gun to the front of it...hell I don't know.

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So about that story....

[TheSerf]

Howdy friends,
I hereby declare that JakFrost has been appointed Attorney (Homicide) in the legal department. So if the website is ever gonna be updated, thsi can be added to the long list of things that need updating.

[Snype]

At 2/14/08 05:36 PM, TheSerf wrote: So if the website is ever gonna be updated, thsi can be added to the long list of things that need updating.

We need to slap Boris in his drunken face so he can get the damn website updated. Or that'll agrivate him and he'll anal rape with with a Kalashnikov. Or throw a bottle full of vodka at my head, which is full. When it smashes and he realizes that bottle wasn't the empty one, he'll start to cry, in which case I'll laugh and run away.