Reviews for SlashClassicSE: FSM

[bbbrrr]

Look, I am offended...

Hey! I do not like you dissing Pastafarians and our God like this. I realize religion may be a touchy subject, but that is no excuse to make crap. That is what this is-crap. Not only for the FS<M bashing, but the horible...well...everything else. I respect the fact that people can do things like this, but if it was even just done better, I wouldn't be so offended. Next time, I think you should try animation and real voices, but thats just me. Also, I am a Pastafarian who takes serious offence to this, like when people of other religions have their god insulted. You are lucky to even get a two...

SlashFirestorm responds:

If you are a serious Pastafarian, you clearly missed the point of the 'religion'.

[skatin-andy]

Maybe I just don't get it.

Maybe I just don't get it. I know newgrounds is about "expressing yourself" and showing "creative talent" but flash like this doesn't seem to show the talent that I am sure you have. The only advice I can offer is to not use the program to do the voices, because it doesn't sound very good. Also, use animated images, not static images because they are boring and they can't really be "expressing yourself". A picture may be worth a thousand words, but animation can say a lot more. I hope to see some good flash from you instead of stuff like this.

SlashFirestorm responds:

1) LOL YOU THINK I HAVE LATENT TALENT LOL

2) Do you have the faintest idea how many words are in this flash? Neither do I, but it's an assload. Enough for Speakonia to rant for 11 minutes and nearly 8000 frames. I've written research reports that were shorter than the script on this baby.

3) I cannot use animation and such, because this flash is in the style of the legendary Barney Bunch. A Secret Episode must consist of a small number of pictures and Speakonia...the most animation that is permitted is the almighty tween.

I am bound by the artistic genre that I have chosen for this piece.

"I hope to see some good flash from you instead of stuff like this."

This IS good flash. People put way too much emphasis on graphics and animation and shiny shit that gives them boners. It's the lol's that concern me...if I make the audience laugh, hell, I'm happy.

Hell, originally I submitted things even worse, and they were blammed. I didn't stop submitting because people were laughing...the only difference is that now, my stuff DOES pass.

So cheer up, emo! Let's go get hammered and fuck! :-D

[Lord-Fooby]

You sir, have offended me.

I just so happen to be a Pastafarian, and you have offended me greatly. You ought to think about if I was dissing YOUR religion. Good Day To You Sir!

SlashFirestorm responds:

Again, if you actually consider Pastafarianism to be a religion, you missed the point of it. It's not some trendy new-age religion, it's a portrayal and mockery of the logical fallacies present in the 'intelligent design' argument.

Incidentally, I'm an Atheist---you'll have a hard time dissing something I don't have.

[edwee]

why??

Why are you so blatently insulting our religion? How can the FSM wear let alone PULL DOWN pants? you really shouldnt be so "Racist" I use racist beacuse I cannot think of what word I could possible use to describe your horrible attempt at "Humor" and dude hit puberty already, gay jokes are only funny for so long. and you have crossed the line of funny. and into insulting. the gays are furyous at your stupidity and the Pastafarians have already voiced their displeasure.
once again, WHY???

SlashFirestorm responds:

I have 69 things to say about your review.

1. Pastafarianism isn't a real religion, it's a parody of the stupidity of "intelligent" design. Even if it was a religion, being opposed to it wouldn't be racism.
2. As I bisexual, I'm allowed to make gay jokes. Says so on page 117 of the Gay Handbook that all non-heterosexuals get from headquarters. OH SHIT I'VE SAID TOO MUCH

3. Why? BECAUSE IT IS FUNNY

4-69. also cocks

[smbuglass]

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i respect your right to post whatever you want on newgrounds. i also reserve the right to come back to this video every day giving it a 0.

i would like to make it clear that i am not voting zero on this simply because it mindlessly bashes FSM because you have nearly no actual animation in the video and because any voice acting in it was done by microsoft sam. after about half a minute the video sloped down into a static image of FSM and verbal diarrhea most of witch was about rape?

also why the hell does this have 3 authors? it has the video quality of one made by 0 authors not 3???

it is my clear and honest desire that this video be deleted as soon as possible. videos like this are drasticly decreasing the value of newgrounds.

SlashFirestorm responds:

AHAHAHAHA

Every time I (a level 36 EGSC) vote five on this for daily experience, I not only negate any silly "oh god the funny flash is beyond my hilarity level" mass-voting, but I undo it several times over. Not that it matters---I don't care about my scores, and contrary to what you seem to believe, a flash can never be deleted after passing judgment, regardless of how low its score gets. So yeah, have fun with that.

Man, if I thought you were still around Newgrounds, I'd honor your fail with a secret episode featuring you getting sexed up by, say, Buddha. SUCH A GLORIOUS PIECE WOULD IMPROVE NEWGROUNDS MORE THAN ALL OF ILLWILLPRESS'S FLASH PUT TOGETHER LOL