Hey! I do not like you dissing Pastafarians and our God like this. I realize religion may be a touchy subject, but that is no excuse to make crap. That is what this is-crap. Not only for the FS<M bashing, but the horible...well...everything else. I respect the fact that people can do things like this, but if it was even just done better, I wouldn't be so offended. Next time, I think you should try animation and real voices, but thats just me. Also, I am a Pastafarian who takes serious offence to this, like when people of other religions have their god insulted. You are lucky to even get a two...
Well I must say it would been a bit more interesting had the FSM been doing what he was talking about, but that would have require work lol. I must say you sure were not kidding about the amount of words used in this flash. The FSM goes on and on and on, you get the idea.
Do you honestly expect true animation from me, let alone the kind of work needed to portray the erotic noodle-sex/rape/snuff in this tale? Heh, you know me better than that. :-D
This flash is indeed the longest I've ever made...even longer than Slash's Clock Day, which clocked in (LOLGETIT) at around nine minutes!
I make flash like I make love...hard, long...repetitive tweening motion for a few hundred frames...
Maybe I just don't get it. I know newgrounds is about "expressing yourself" and showing "creative talent" but flash like this doesn't seem to show the talent that I am sure you have. The only advice I can offer is to not use the program to do the voices, because it doesn't sound very good. Also, use animated images, not static images because they are boring and they can't really be "expressing yourself". A picture may be worth a thousand words, but animation can say a lot more. I hope to see some good flash from you instead of stuff like this.
2) Do you have the faintest idea how many words are in this flash? Neither do I, but it's an assload. Enough for Speakonia to rant for 11 minutes and nearly 8000 frames. I've written research reports that were shorter than the script on this baby.
3) I cannot use animation and such, because this flash is in the style of the legendary Barney Bunch. A Secret Episode must consist of a small number of pictures and Speakonia...the most animation that is permitted is the almighty tween.
I am bound by the artistic genre that I have chosen for this piece.
"I hope to see some good flash from you instead of stuff like this."
This IS good flash. People put way too much emphasis on graphics and animation and shiny shit that gives them boners. It's the lol's that concern me...if I make the audience laugh, hell, I'm happy.
Hell, originally I submitted things even worse, and they were blammed. I didn't stop submitting because people were laughing...the only difference is that now, my stuff DOES pass.
So cheer up, emo! Let's go get hammered and fuck! :-D
honestly. Im not sayin your a bad animator but there was hardly any animation! About 4 minutes in I had to exit because that spaghetti thing was ealy starting to scare me and bore me at the same time.
NG is about animation. Not a lifetime of microsoft sam talking and a spaghetti monster picture floatin in front of the f***ing screen!
You look up at me, a little intimidated by my firm, strong form. And yet you also crave what you see...you desire to pull my muscled chest atop you and nibble and lick at every bit of exposed flesh.
"You ready, my love?" I whisper, gently stroking your cheek. You nod, hands gripping my wrists, and I lay atop you, my hard sex brushing against your own. I give a bemused smile as you gasp from the simple contact; so little drives you wild.
I reach down and push my seeking erection lower, beneath your balls and against your tight entrance.
"Wouldn't it be easier to...take me from behind?" you whisper breathlessly.
"Maybe...but I want to see your face when I make you cum."
You shiver at the lustful grin on my handsome face, one hand absently stroking your thick sex. I reach over for the lubricant, but you grab my wrist and stop me.
Seeing my confused look, you blush and smile. "I want this to be...just you and me. Nothing else."
"But it'll hurt you. You haven't done this before...you have no idea how much lubricant is needed to make this not be painful!"
You lean forward and kiss me softly, a hand running through my thick locks. "I don't care. I want this. Please."
I hesitate for a moment, but then nod and align my cock with your entrance again.
"No matter what I say, no matter how loud I scream," you tell me, "don't stop. Promise me."
"I...I promise."
I push the head of my penis against the tightly clenched hole, feeling your body involuntarily trying to resist my penetration. Deciding to heed your request, I grip your hips and strain forward, feeling your tender anus start to yield, and suddenly the head of my cock pushes in, and I find myself with two inches of meat inside you.
Your sweet mouth lets out a pained cry, but you do not tell me to stop. Seeing your determination, I continue to push into the warm tightness, inch after inch of my long cock slipping from view and into you.
Your body tenses at the penetration, your fingers digging into the sheets and clutching with agonizing force...but never once do you want to stop. You want to be taken, hard and fast, and you know that I am more than willing to oblige.
At last, my entire length is sheathed in your ass, intense pleasure buzzing up my body from your squeezing anus. Looking into your eyes for any sign of doubt, and finding none, I begin to move inside you.
It is the most pleasurable and painful experience of your life.
You screech in pain as my thick sex probes you, slipping in and out of your dry ass, slicked only on scant precum and the blood that I am beginning to draw. For me, it is heaven, burying myself in that yielding tunnel of gripping heat; for you it is both heaven and hell, your body alternating with the unbearable pleasure of my organ brushing your prostate, and the agonizing pain of unlubricated anal sex.
Desperate to stave off the burning, you grip your cock hard and furiously pump it, hoping to compensate for the hurt.
Suddenly my pace increases; I cannot last long in your body, no one could. I pump myself in you hard, the sound of flesh thudding against flesh filling the room.
My pussy quivers with lust at all the sensation; I pull out of your ass and reposition myself over your body, so that I might simultaneously penetrate your anus and be penetrated by your seeking erection.
"You said you didn't want me to take your pussy-virginity", you whisper. I respond solely by sinking my tight vagina onto your cock, and slipping my own sex back into that gaping orifice.
You extend your tentacles as we make vigorous love, the slippery appendages rubbing my nipples; one of them forces its way into MY anus, however it is much easier as your tentacles are coated with a slimy goo, allowing you to pop into my rectum easily.
We fuck like woodchucks, pounding and being pounded and penetrated by cocks and suckers and writhing tentacles and we shake the bed hard enough to snap the headboard loose. We both climax at the same time and spurt hot cum everywhere, inside and out.
I pull off of you, and with a smile, I mark you as mine with piss. EN
I have heard you say that your flashes aren't all that great so it's fine with me. Just work on your graphics a little... Other than that your movie is ok.
I was going to write a massively long gay sex story for a reply, but then realized 1) you're female, and 2) I know you and that might scare the hell out of you. XD
This was just a silly little thing I made in literally 15 minutes. You'll see my true GLORIOUS GRAPHICS in Slash Returns: HAISTLWU, coming tomorrow/day after, hehehe.
