Reviews for Jive Machine

[flashfire5]

Overall, excellent and creative interactive flash.

I thought your flash was very creative, as I have never seen one that uses keyboard bindings to perform actions like a real person doing a dance move. The graphics could have used some improvement in quality, but the creativity and interactivity of the flash overshadows that. Sound was decent. Of course, I did not see any violence, so I wasn't sure how to rate you in that catagory...seeing as I'm new here to NewGrounds. I figured that since there was no violence, I was supposed to give you a "zero". Let me know if I did it right.

Congratulations to you...because you are the very first flash on New Grounds that I have reviewed and scored. I hope I wasn't too hard on you with the score. I want to be realistic about how I score people's submissions on New Grounds. Overall excellent job.

BlueHippo responds:

Thanks for the review.

[lancer515ism]

what?

What on earth or where ever this was made is the point of this? yea it was a little funny a fat kid grabbin his own tits... but what the he** is the point?

BlueHippo responds:

The point is life.

[Evilshadow4]

The proper term is "Moobs"

Man + boobs = moobs. ... and that was not a fat kid... still scars me ...

[Shadewhisper]

Kinda dumb, but here's an objective review

Ok, personally I didn't like this too much. Speaking technically, it was a good layout and a good concept. Some of the dance moves were a little hard to see because they got a little blurry if you moved too fast. Overall I gave it a 7 because this concept has some potential at a great dance compiler. However, if you're into the kind of humor that just makes you laugh because it's simple and easy to laugh at, this is for you.

[Alice-in-Ponderville]

lol...

It was funny! But not hilarious. Better music could make this a 9.