Reviews for Jive Machine

[piemold]

I came.

This is the greatest game on newgrounds. Favorites.

Lol, this is the first time im doing one of these reviews -_-

Graphics: Dave is the secksiest person alive

Style: I doubt there are many dancin' games IRL out there, soz 10

Sound: No speakers :(

Violence: 10 because as soon as i saw this movie i came all over my computer screen and it instantaniously popped my anal ring simaltaniously.

Interactivity: I loved making dave squeeze his man boobs, it just felt so empowering.

Humor: Self explanatory

Overall: THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST GAME THAT I FUCKING FGDSFUYGD

You win.

BlueHippo responds:

Wow, if you enjoyed it that much without sound, you're insane!

-dave

[psychoanalyst]

OH god.. oh god

Its sad bad... but i cant stop watching this kid do shit to the music. its funny... why is it funny. I dont know... im scared... someone hold me

BlueHippo responds:

:o

[Dymeroo]

nething more entertaining than fat kid dance?

Yeah probably but this was sooooo funny and entertaining. It was done really well too. You could make him dance along to the beat perfectly. I found myself entertained by this for much longer than I thought. Props to the game maker. Props to dave, the fat kid, for his awesome skillzzzz. And props to me for laughing at him do the boobies move over and over. I have a sophisticated sense of humor. Yup, I do.

BlueHippo responds:

god bless those moobs of his :3

[Judgewestenn2]

wow

!!!!!SWEEEET!!!!!!!!!

BlueHippo responds:

suh-weeeeet

[bierman]

WOW

awesome i like being distarcted

BlueHippo responds:

yes, play this game instead of doing your homework... always!