Hats off to the managing directors at mcdonalds...
Running the company is harder than it looks LOL.
Awesome game, must have taken you ages, well done.
Graphics are superb, sound effects are brilliant, and you picked on the right company ;).
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P.C. - With A Smile!
Here it finally is: A submission for all ya tree-huggin´, horse-kissin´,hippie environmentalists (no offense intended? I´m not sure myself *g*) that actually is FUNNY!
Every once in a while on this portal there is a flash with a good intention, e.g. to protest against corrupt polititians, the oil industry, you name it. Some of these submissions are well drawn and animated and are overall very professionally done. Their problem is: They are no fun at all! Their authors drag on and on about how bad the world is and how the corporations (or whoever) are destroying us or the rain forest or what not. And nobody listens.
The Authors of THIS game, however, know how to do it: If you care to read the little boxes of text (you don´t even need the old 190 IQ to do that...), you will see that this fun game is as anticapitalistic and environmentalist as it could be.
But in this case, the happy, family-friendly presentation with all the little gimmicks and "uh-oh"-sounds makes you get involved into the matter sooner and deeper than you might have thought:
-Why do these stupid natives have to settle there? I need COWS!
-Why, Bill at the register isn´t happy? Too bad for him: Bye Bill, hello Bob!
-And, of course, all the little icons you click at HQ that make you undermine the free press, politics, judicial system, in short: the democratic society as a whole!
So, to make a long story short: This truly is a stroke of genius and one of the most meaningful, one of the most anarchistic and, at the same time, one of the very funny things here on Newgrounds.
Whew, that IS long. Guess I need a nice, juicy burger now...
what can I say?
awsome!!!!!!but a bit hardXD
Fantastic.
Incredible game. The graphics and sound were beyond expectations, although the gameplay was a bit redundant. Why doesn't the occasional good thing happen? Corporate sponsorship, Jared-the-Subway-guy-for-McDonalds, etc?
And to settle the IQ debate:
-The average IQ is indeed 100 (bell curve graph), and is compensated for age.
-IQ measures short and long term memory, as well as pattern cognition and spatial arrangement.
-IQ is mostly heriditary, although environment and experience seem to factor into it (the tests aren't conclusive). In order for the poster in question, the one claiming to have an IQ of 190, to actually possess such an immense knowledge both of his parents would need to possess an IQ of a minimum of 95 (regressive gene placement), to a maximum of 380. The latter, of course, is not possible. While the occasional genetic "fluke" can and does occur and children have been born with IQs tending to stretch the maximum the tests allow (typically about 220).
-IQ does NOT always equate to intelligence. There are at present twelve recognized forms of IQ (interpersonal, intrapersonal, mathematical, etc.)
To summarize, the odds of someone actually having an IQ of 190 are ridiculously low. I can also guarantee without a doubt in my mind or sliver of proof in my palm that whomever dares claim something so absurd is a liar and a scoundrel. Or, quite possibly, it could be an undeveloped, loudmouthed and obnoxious barely-pubescent prick that's going to crack when he gets his first look at the real world. Anything's possible.
Fun with a message.
Really fun once you get the hang of it. Anyone who wants to know how to succeed (I got to the year 2040+ with 100k before I got tired and quit) here are some tips:
-McDisney promotion will get you a lot of money.
-Cycle your fields. Don't raise three cows on one pasture, and when the ground gets too brown, sell the field and let it heal, then use it again once it's green.
-Always check on the ire of your detractors so that you aren't bribing/paying for ads that don't need to be done.
-Don't just turn on every evil hormone/industrial waste/animal flour from the beginning. I never even used animal flour and got to a point where I didn't use hormones for a while.