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Reviews for "A Men's Room Monologue"

Twas decent

Enjoyable, gave me a chuckle. I have to say, the humor was spot on in every situation. Pretty much everything was true, and some of the stuff was hilarious (the teenagers' stall battles). I think the sound could've had a better comedic tone, but it was fine. The humor was defnitely the highlight.
Problem was the graphics were a bit too static and the overall presentation was lacking. You're good, but not great.

Keep it up for your next flash.

Great "wrong-things-about-daily-stuff" humour

Great piece of humour about all those user-UNfriendly public bathrooms a guy just has no sacrifice himself to every once and a while. The graphics and animation are average, nothing to point out there. But don't miss this short!

great

That animation was so right. I also hate those little girls that dads bring in the bath room. I also toilets that flush right when you leave, I always think that people are watching me.

potty humour

Hilarious! but u left out those tp dispencers with oval shaped rolls that only allow u to take 2 sheets at a time. and u also left out- "THE FLOATOR FACTOR" dundunduhnduhhh, and also the cigarette buds in the urinals, and then the 'spitter' type, who always have to spit before they flush. nothing wrong with it, but it just seems stupid. u also forgot the 'trucker effect'
other than that it was pretty damn funny

Good work...

This was pretty funny... Especially the graffiti war on the door...

Actually, some things seemed too much... Almost as if you were running out of ideas, and had to complain about something that wasn't so bad. Like the"air drier" that blows so hard your skin feels like it's going to come off? Come on... And the one where you practically have to stand in the toilet... ??

I don't know whether or not you plan on revising this or not... But maybe you could use these complaints of mine.

I've noticed that in the men's room, many times, there's a stall, and a urinal. In women's rooms, they have two stalls... If two women need to take a number two at the same time, they're all set. If two men need to take a number two, one's SOL. It's as if the urinal was invented for male convenience, but they didn't consider that one fact.

In my highschool, it seemed the majority of the bathroom stalls were either missing locks, or the entire door. Some teachers locked the restroom up, so they could have their own private bathrooms...

Oh yeah, and why can't people not piss all over the seat? Ever walk into a stall, only to discover a mountain of feces that could've only come from the ass of the biggest of elephants?