Slow paced but good for a few chuckles
Not a bad effort. Kept me smiling most of the time, and elicited a couple laughs. You forgot something, though. During the discussion of horrible sinks, I was waiting for my all-time "favourite": sinks with two separate faucets, on opposite sides of the sink, one for hot, one for cold. With spring-loaded taps, so you need to use one hand to hold the tap while you subject the other hand to alternating blasts of boiling and freezing water.