That was awesome
That was fuxin hillarious, though I can't agree with everything. I rather like automatic sinks. Nothing ever sat right with me using nobs. I mean, I'm touchin my dick while pissin'... then I gotta turn these nobs and wash my hands. After I'm done, I touch the nobs again to turn the water off. Well... It doesn't seem so bad thinking that way, but now think how many other guys held their dick to piss and touched those nobs to turn the water on? Automatic sinks are the shit. As for the little girl thing, dude, do us a favor so guys stop fuckin' bringing thier daughters in to the bathroom. I know it probobly sounds really fucked up, but just turn around as is, and greet them with a hello. Hell, wave to tell if you want. Shit, you don't even have to wave with my hand.
Anyways