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Reviews for "A Men's Room Monologue"

WOAH!

Dude, kick ass! Those fucking public bathroom... Man, I hate them too, but hey... When you gotta go, you gotta go, right? I feel your hatred towards those crowders. Fuckers... It's already bad enough the fucking place doesn't even have a fucking wall, but when those bastards shove their penises in your damn urinal they cross the line! Anyway, crazy flash, man. Nice job!

That was awesome

That was fuxin hillarious, though I can't agree with everything. I rather like automatic sinks. Nothing ever sat right with me using nobs. I mean, I'm touchin my dick while pissin'... then I gotta turn these nobs and wash my hands. After I'm done, I touch the nobs again to turn the water off. Well... It doesn't seem so bad thinking that way, but now think how many other guys held their dick to piss and touched those nobs to turn the water on? Automatic sinks are the shit. As for the little girl thing, dude, do us a favor so guys stop fuckin' bringing thier daughters in to the bathroom. I know it probobly sounds really fucked up, but just turn around as is, and greet them with a hello. Hell, wave to tell if you want. Shit, you don't even have to wave with my hand.

Anyways

on the other side

Think about all of us girls, we have to use the stall EVERY TIME!

informative

dude u had true facts about public toilets good flash

so true and funny

it's true but a LITTLE funny.