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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

Some people just don't get it.

The people who criticize you are the people who have no sense of humor. Personally, I'm one of those people who believe God sends people to hell for having no sense of humor. Therefore, you're going to Heaven the way I see it. :)

nice comments!

jesus was a bull-shitter. you point that out in this game. cool.

wow, dude...

hey!! this game it fucking fun!! i'm not chirtian, i gess that's why i like it. jajja
I hate religions and all that.. why such a powerful god will confide all his/her knowlege and wisdomm in a crapy book? it would be easier to all of us to born devotes to that god, isn't it?

Kick ass!

Open your doors heel cuz i'm on the way and i'm loving it.

lolololololololol

Listen up Christians, there's no such thing as God, Jesus, Hell, Heaven or any of that crap. It was a story (like Harry Potter) that some bloke wrote thousands of years ago to teach people how to live proper lives, involving make believe characters, like storywriters use today. If it was real.... Jesus didn't make a very big sacrafice dying for our sins, cos he came back to life days later!!! If hell did exist then why is Satan seen as evil, surely he is good because he's punishing bad people? An evil satan would be nice to all the bastards in the world. There are over 100 contradictions in the Bible... go look them up. Anyway........... great movie, very funny!