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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

man thAT shit was funny

hahahahha goddamn get off everyones bakks damn it's juss a game and it happened to be fun ...so dont leave comments on a game you proly didnt even play...and quit bitching...well...have you ever seen jesus...NOPE...thought so

The almighty jeebuz would apricite this

The Bible is probably the best book ever. You can use it as a coaster, hit people with it, look funny and quote it, eat the pages, fire fuel, toilet paper, start a war, control the stupid people of the world, read it and become president, Hanaukkah present, piss off the Muslims, turn back the clock, and make joints out of the papers.

:] funny story, once me and my friends went outside to shoot at things and one of my friends brought out a bible and after we where done shooting at it (and a bunch of cactuses) we made joints! I know, a bunch of high athist teenagers with a gun and a bible= the most fun night ever

HAHAHAHAHA

hilarious. i try not to judge anything on my preferences and the game play was little but the quotes made me laugh so hard. im an athiest so i can give a rats ass about christians. i dont like them because they are all on their high horse thinking they're always right and everyone else is wrong it kind of [pisses me off. but good job. loved it lol. this comment will piss a few people off i hope. yeah and by the way guys try not to say "may god have mercy on your soul" it makes you sound like a freak...

This is great XD

I seriously was not expecting a game like this to ever turn up anywhere. I have to show this to my buddy. I love the intereptations, very funny. XD
10/10

LOLERSKATES!!

HAHAHAAH!!! i may be christian but this is awesome! i guess i have a good sense of humor because i believe Jesus but this still rocks

this is awesome when u say this "you may be a weak little bitch on earth but when Jesus returns you'll be a major badass!"