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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

woo!

fuck, this is funny. sound is a bit grating though, maybe a little more variety? just a suggestion, otherwise it's great

blasphemous halarity

the only problem with this is the ending....you couldda killed him with bees.....or lots of nails....or even a bug truck.....or maybe a big truck with nails on the front being driven by bees....

jesus has never been so funny

i love the concept...its like a biblical pin the tail on the donkey...the background music was great and i loved the misinterpreted bible quotes.. the only complaint i had was that cruifixtion could have been more graphic...all and all it was offensive and i liked it

well..

.. let me be the first to shake your hand. I have to say, I do believe in God and Jesus to the fullest, but this was just DAMN funny!

I commend you...

While this game is both incredibly funny and gory (brownie points for that), it is also incredibly acurate. Thank you for showing EVERY side of the book everyone puts so much stock in. Those bible-thumping-bastards who say they "know" religion piss me off when in fact, they don't know the third of it. Thank you for your research and bringing to the surface the TRUE points that are so easily "forgotten" in the bible.