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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

Jesus Loves You

To whomever said "the author of this has secured his place in hell." is wrong. Christianity also teaches that you will be forgiven so long as you pray for forgiveness. So basically, do whatever the hell you feel like then just pray it all away when your done! Brilliant!
(p.s. I was proud of myself to know that the "fuck, fuck fuck fuck!" is from the intro of Offspring's "Ignition"...)

cool

ok admit it, this game is pretty funny, its jesus so what, if your gonna make fun of bush for being a screw up in his presidency why cant you make fun of jesus being gods son or whatever, we know for a fact that bush id president, we dont know anything than what a book tells us about jesus, either way good job

rotfflmfao

that was so funny i almost pissed myself laffin i love the little comments on the quotes from the bible i love it hail satan p.s for all people who complain about the games concept LEARN TO READ Aaron put down a warning so stop your bitching Aaron Chapman you are a hero

Sweet!

I'm an atheist, so.......SWEET!

you should be ashamed

I'm giving the ratings a one as it froze my computer.

Now, for those of you spamming. I'm Roman Catholic, i consider the rest of you breakaway factions. God forgives ANYTHING, you can't SECURE your place in hell, you go there if you turn away from Him at the last moment, anything before that doesn't matter as long as you are sincerly sorry for your sins. The Bible says to not judge your fellow man only The Lord is the judge, right here you are breaking one of the biggest rules because of a GAME. I'm saying this now before you get out of hand with your "you're going to hell heathen!" schpiel, this is a good thing actually, it shows us the points in the Bible that need to be looked at harder, a couple thousand hand-writen copies and then the translations really make things fuzzy. So i'm saying this to you now, stop yelling and screaming, it'll get you nowhere. I prefer a neutral stance to everything so one side can't say i'm being biased but you guys are way off the line. Look at your review before you submit it, and btw all those words don't help you making your stratement any less ignorant and infantile, and the [caps] don't help either, they just make you look stupid, and for Godly people you really aren't, look at these posts, they're nothing but hate for a perfectly acceptable work, just because it doesn't fit your ideals doesn't mean it's wrong. Go think about what you have done and come back with your conclusions.