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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

Hmmm.....

Well, it wasn't really amusing or entertaining, and couldn't really keep my attention for long (short attention span, you understand?) but the quotes were kinda almost cool in a boring sort of way.

Ok...

I'm not going to tell you to burn in hell or anything like that, because I'm not offended in any way. i don't beleave in god, so i don't care if anyone makes this kinda stuff.
All you religious people, who come here to spam on this game, doesn't god forgive everyone, no matter what they have done, or something like that? If e does games like these, then let him. Don't see why you people care in the first place. Sides, why do you even lauch the game, if you know that it mocks Jesus and God?

Ps. I'm getting a great amount of pleasure reading these spam reviews. Really laughing my ass off here!

Oh come on!

it was very very........fast? because all you do is click on 3 things then spear jesus, and jesus is the man! he did stuff that was cool like he could make wine! WINE MAN!

well

well, the "game" itself (the animation, the actions, the sound, etc.) are totally lame, repetitive, and poorly done. Shame on you. The bible quotes and accompanying commentaries, however, are hilarious. This would have been better off as an animation, because you have no grounds to call it a game. Keep being funny, though.

ehh

no, i wasnt offended but it wasnt "too" funny sure i laughed a couple times but it wasnt all that great its a little too relavent to the swear bears.