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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

That was strange

Well that was new, it was pretty funny listening to him scream 'fuck!" and the little notes added to it, but yeah.. that was weird

fuuuck

what the hell was that did i really see what i think? o well i thought it was ok and the quoates were pretty funny needs more things to do o well

oo jeez

duuudde, some one here likes to be hated. i just wanna brag about my penis. my penis is somthing special. my penis can slap birds. my penis can scare girls and boys. my penis is the cutest thing ever.im just a normal guy who walks with his shoes on his feet and his pants on his legs. my penis is better than ne one in the world. one time my penis made a bad remark to my mom. my mom slaped my penis.

it was ok

t was opkay. i'm not a huge christian but it was sorta wrong the crucifying thing. but your bible interpretations were pretty funny. as for all the people saying you will go to hell, no one has a right to say soemone will go to hell. only god can decide that, if you believ in that stuff.

Don't get me wrong

Don't get me wrong, I haven't anything against Chirstianity(except the bible pushers who think that their religion is the only one that should exist(same goes with everyone in ever religion with me mind you)), but this is a mediocure piece at best. Sure the jokes have a sublty to them, which I like, but what I don't like is how he consantly just said "fuck" all the time, it was monotonous and unneeded. What is needed is more variety, while yes this is supposed to be a "toy" I still think it should vouch more excitement then slamming ur head into the keyboard.

Oh and in reguards to all of the Bible Pushers on this website I'd just like to say, "WTF ARE YOU DOING ON NEWGROUNDS YOU FUCKING MORONS?!?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? JUST GOING AROUND LOOKING FOR THINGS TO GET ANGRY ABOUT AND WRITE A HUGE LETTER THAT ULTIMATELY NO ONE IS GONNA CARE ABOUT?!?!"

Thank you for your time.