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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

Interesting, but it may offend the humourless:P

Now I am a christian, but this didn't offend me...too much.:).

I love god, and the whole crucifixtion thing, but god didn't exactly tell us we couldn't make fun of him.

I mean, if god saw some of the reviews made by "Christians" on here, he'd probably tell em' to go lighten up about 3 times over.

People....it's a game. You people act like it's really jesus in the game, and that you're really crucifixing him.:(

Plus, the quotes are from the bible, and anyone is free to interpret them in any way he/she wants to. God did not tell us, in the good book, that the bible was for christians only.

Plus, how are we supposed to know the true interpretation of these writings? The authors have been dead for thousands of years, and the best we have are some old geriatric(No offense) priests who weren't even around during jesus's day to ask him what so and so meant.

The worst of it is, every christian thinks that he/she is in the "correct" religion, which is ok. bUt then they also believe that other religions are "False" because they teach differently than ours does.

IMHO: All the mainstream religions (Judiasm,Christianity,Islam,etc.) have some form of truth to them, and NOT one of them has the whole story straight. Think of IT: why would god allow so many religions if we weren't at least all partially right?

P.S.:The bible is full of small fallacies, like how moses lived to be like hundreds of years old, in a land where the life expectancy was around 45 or so.

Tabitha123
TA-BEE 1.2.3
Creator of the divine knowledge:How to get a woman without really trying....for dummies.

That was........interesting

Hmmm, good effort...i love the OH F*** F*** F***, that was hilarious, very violent though but, thats cool....definatly interesting though.

Interesting....

I have to say I'm a bit bothered by the death screams but beyound that I have no issues, then again I'm an atheist/agnostic. Anyway, seems the real entertainment is on the reviews since it seems to have galvanized both sides of the religious spectrum. I do have to say though to all of you who don't take the warning before the game begins seriously, it is your own foolish fault. If you don't like where something is going then it makes little sense to follow it. Anyway, I did check the qoutes and they are in fact within the Bible so he isn't just pulling this out of thin air.

alright

it was good but i reckon jesus should say more than F*** maybe $*** would be good and you should be able to put more nails were ever yo want

Just reserved my seat in hell.

Wish it would have been worth it though. Definitely needs more things. C'mon... we like stuff.