Genius..
That was great. I love all the little quotes too. An all around good time for the whole family. And remember, Jesus loves you.
Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""
hahahahahahahaha
omfg this is sooo funny i allmost pissed myself i have a joke u might be able to make a flash and im going to all the trouble to type it so if u turn it into a flash plz gimma some creidt and tell if u make it a flash ok so here goes.....
Jesus was hanging on his cross when a roman soldier walks up to him and says "if your the son of a god why dont u use your powers to get down" Jesus replies " i could if i wanted to " the soldier says "prove it" (now this is a joke that u need to see to do so ill describe what to do) jesus goes "fine i will:(starts pulling left hand loss) "aarrrggg" (pulls loss) (starts pulling right hand loss) "oooohhhh"(pulls hand loss)"aaaaahhhhhhh"(falls face firts to ground) jesus says " aahhh god damn it for got to do my feet first"
the end
plz turn this in to a flash and if anyone else does turn it but note give me creidt atlest let me know my typeing whent to some good use
RavenShadow AKA Matt
The idea alone is worth 10
awsome but it would be better if you could do more stuff to him then just the 4 in the game but again the idea alone is worth a 10
Fantastic !!
Now, fucking Jesus.... all the things you said are coming back against you !! It was really funny and you should do the same with Mohammed and his moslem religion.
Ah, Bible bashing.
Non-practicing Catholic here (went through 12 years of school). I found this very funny.