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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

Wow everyone giving you zeros....

Hmmm...I think that whoever game this a zero is truly pathertic because even if this flash is against you religon it probably took time to make some of this, so don't just give it a zero because you hate it, that's just stupid.

Also I truly like this game, because it shows how many damn stupid Christans there are out there, probably all of the ones that gave you zero are.

Wow

You're probably going to hell for this one

I'll see you there :)

wow...

nice game =) funny that you used actuall quotes from the bible. gave it 4 fer sound couse i was usen headphones and jesus was yelling in my ear.
and to those ppl who are to stupid to write nice quotes: Fuck you too. you complain about this guy but why do you think the passion was such a sucess? considering that cristianity is based on some guy dieing you should be prepared for ppl to make fun of ur religion.

overall: nice game but little choices to torure jesus.

Disturbingly funny.

its good and funny but the screams of Jesus are the most disturbing thing. Im glad im not a chils (Or christian)

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!

Awesome, I totally loved everything about it. Not only did I get to hear jesus curse, kill him off, but it just shows how contradictory the whole bible thing really is. I can't believe any word of the whole damn book. Not to mention, who the fuck knows who really wrote what. I mean, damn, how many versions of the christian bible we got now? Listen, I may not be bible-beating devout religious christian(or any other religion), but it doesnt take that much to be a good one. I don't read the bible anymore, nor do I have faith and the church thing is out. But, I have enough common sense to figure what is right and wrong. I DONT NEED A FUCKING BOOK TO TELL ME OTHERWISE! I also don't need some asshole who gets free everything and makes buku bucks telling that I need to spend my money on a building so they don't have to pay shit!!! All you so called "Christians" need to do is be a good person toward others, try not to fuck up(like killing or what not), pray(if you want), and just enjoy life. It's the only one ur getting.