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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

Even if i am christian

Yeah i believe in jesus, but hey, i'm not offended, you did point out stuff that i didn't see before (but then again, i dont really read the bible) and i did find it enjoyable. (im not going to hell not going to hell!!) keep up the good work anti-christ! (i guess i have a good sense of humor)

YAY VIOLENCE! <(^^)>

Hilarious

I personally found that game great fun, the Bible quotes were very humourus. People should be allowed to belive what they whish to believe, whilst it may not be very nice to see a cartoon of the founder of religion being injured, it is not very good natured to say that all homosexuals should go to hell. As a game it had little variation, Jesus said the same phrase each time and the user has no choice over where to place the nails. It would be highly unlikly Jesus spoke as well. Enjoyable parody of the Bible though.

Way to go man! Fight the machine!

This game gave me the artificial oppurtunity to do something i've been wanting to do for some time.

Christianity is a load of bias crap. "Oh you believe in Bhudda? You're going to hell!" and all that bla bla bla i'm right your wrong bullshit. Your "God" isn't going to save you in what is the harsh cruel world. GET USED TO IT! Get some actual friends, not some phony entity who is "all-good" and "perfect". Last time I checked it was awfully hard to be perfect and all-caring. SCREW CHRISTIANITY!!! And to those "saints" who review this after me, I dont care if I go to hell, after all, there might not be an afterlife and besides, it'd be nice and warm :P.

And btw, if "Jesus" walked on water, it was most likely winter :P

That Anti-Christ Dude

very interesting & origional

hmm there are some very good points here,that i never thought of, because i don't read the bible & don't want to translate it( im lazy ;) ). only one fault i can pick out- the graphics & sound are great, but the blood,well, doesn't look like blood. it is very origional, ng has tons of random crap & copied stuff etc. (the guy before me agrees)

Overall if u don't wanna read above-goood,bad blood, origional. hope too see more stuff like it.

HA HA HA HA HA

1.lets see christians make up an excuse for those quotes
2.friekien hilarious i like the "do not resist me MWAHAHAHAHA"
3.one good reason to be aethist
4.just because you all are butthurt dosent mean you gotta open your cockholsters and complain about it
5.all around good.people complain.christians cry.aethists win
(POWER TO ALL HOMOSEXUALS, TRANSSEXUALS,AETHISTS