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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

Baron Reviews!

Good stuff ... You get to kill Jesus yourself ... Why isnt there an assassin mission for Jesus? I hate all religeon so this was good for me ... and the comments on the bible quotes were surperbe ... I enjoyed goofing with this one and reccomend it to all of my friends... Good job, Well done!

uhhuh i speared christ!!!!!!

if you want alot of interactivity this isnt the game to play only reason to keep pounding spikes is for the crazy ass words from the bible and mostly for how the maker of game interprets them.Thats the only entertainment in the game.
It kind of surprises me how many pissed of members wrote reviews? If you believe in all this christ shit then you probably commit at least 20 sin by coming to newgrounds.com
p.s. i did chuckle at jesus swearing!!!!!

I love it!

I've always wanted to crucify that bastard from the safety of my own home!!

Could do with better graphics and more ways of torture but I love killing Jesus. Bad thing is he doesn't beg for mercy.

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I love the fact that you say Listen it's in the bible is classic. But over all the line "when you pray,go into your room & shut the door&pray to your Father who is in secret" - Matt 6.6

I love it when Christians pray outside of their rooms because it's sinning, and they don't know LMFAO!

(Opinion) The Repeated Jesus screaming "FUCK!" is a bit annoying but overall you tell them Christians to go to hell!

Ppl really be getting offended at a game made in fucking 2000. I hate people as much as I hate Christians