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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

Hm....

Not only was it a bad game in general but it was pretty offensive....But 'Though shall forgive thi enemys' so whatever. =)

what is this?

nothing happens. even the artwork needs work. he screams, you quote the bible, then "ha ha! you found something in the bible that says something stupid!" wow, what a feat. its not funny, its not offensive (wich could be funny, in its own way) exept to the few that will be offended over anything non-christian, and its not even a little fun. I know you want to make something to shove in the fundies faces and say "HA! where's your god now?" (troll?) but you cant argue religious beliefs with logic (not that any of your "arguements" were intelligent or logical, you lost it in the poor context) some of the most intelligent people in the world are religious and you cant sway them with logic. religious belief manifests itself through blind faith. defined by the actions within religion, faith is the obdurate following of a belief structure while blinded from any and all logic or reason and has only survived into the modern day by using fear, guilt, bigotry and social upbringing as well as incorporating itself into a peoples culture and heritage. you have to make your point within the context, and since there is no logic involved with religion, your arguements are meaningless, wich rounds this whole expiriance as a waste. nothing redeemable. maybe make something fun to do, funny to read or something worth looking at if you cant make a point. if your going to be lazy or brainless, stick to poop or dick jokes, that can still be fun (sometimes). if your going to argue against religion do it inteligently, or at least try to be funny or make something fun or interesting or something. I dont understand why you would even post this without at least saying its a work in progress (then I could just say "wow, have you got a loooong way to go!) you could have gone the mel gibson route and we could have beaten and crucified him, or you could have made characters that followed the exact teachings of the bible and we could have realy laughed at that, but this is nothing.

meh

i played for a bit then got bored then just click the spear buttion or as i shall now call it the "finish him fatallity" button (that was a mortal kombat referance in case you didnt know)

boring

it is a stupid game and i don't even believe in Jesus and i found this shit stupid, this game woulb be alot more funnier or cooler to play if you could torture Jesus because thats what i thought the game was going to be about, 1 point for the scream because it was funny as hell

Well if...

Well if your a fucking catholic, then why did you watch the video?