Funny!
Obviously not for the faint of heart or the overtly dogmatic. I thought that the (mis)interpretations of the quotes were funny, and you're definitely bold to have posted something like this on a public forum. I think that there are several elements that could be improved, such as adding more diverse sounds as well as some more interactivity. Pounding spikes into someone's flesh can get repetitious after some time.
Prolly the only objective review you'll get.
You're going to hell because you don't believe as I do! (read with much sarcasm) Honestly, it was a pretty solid effort, the "fuck, fuck, fuuuuck" got old after a while but the bible quotes were quite amusing. If you do another game like this you need more variety, after about 45 seconds i was bored, but I have the attention span of a four year old, so deal with it. All in all great job, next time abuse terrorists or tom fulp. Or if you don't care about the reviews, abuse the french or the pope.
im a christian and...
this flash is hilarious! now, I have never read the bible (first few pages put me to sleep). But i did have fun reading some screwed up lines from the bible. hah. good flash, but the scream got repetetive, and you didn't see anything new when you crucified him.
I'm a Christian...
Some comments were actually funny, and the sound goes for the funny "AARGH, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!" Scream. But that doesn't mean that I liked this flash. As I say, it would have been better for you to NOT submit this on NG. But that's just what I say. I feel a bit fucked up now, but I AM a Christian. So it's not very strange to feel this way.
hilarious!
mAN that was great i love shit like this cos religion is a looad of sweaty bollocks w00t^_^ thanks man u lightened my day