CRUCIFY-ME! JESUS
Christian bashing does not get any more offensive than this!
10/10
LMFAO
Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""
some of the funniest sh!t ever!
aww man i loved this. i nearly passed out laughing. make more like this man.
uhhuh i speared christ!!!!!!
if you want alot of interactivity this isnt the game to play only reason to keep pounding spikes is for the crazy ass words from the bible and mostly for how the maker of game interprets them.Thats the only entertainment in the game.
It kind of surprises me how many pissed of members wrote reviews? If you believe in all this christ shit then you probably commit at least 20 sin by coming to newgrounds.com
p.s. i did chuckle at jesus swearing!!!!!
Good stuff. More weapons/target areas needed.
I gave a low violence mark coz I wondered if it strictly counts as violence to strike a character from a, (not very good), work of fiction. The graphics weren't that brilliant but perfectly adequate to carry the point. Loved the quotes, but then I've always thought the bible is full of contradictory shit like that. I guess I awarded more marks than I may have based mostly on the message. Christians - He never was and never will be. Deal with it.
Interesting....
This was an odd game, to say the least. Figured I would go into a little bit of detail, being most reviews are either 1 liners from religious zealots or 1 liners from nuts who just like controvercy.
OK, to start, the game itself isnt anything new. Basic click/responce flash game, and it was all pre-set (as in, no matter where you clicked, the game would hammer into whatever part it was set to hammer) with that said, lets move onto the game itself.
No doubt, your intentions were clear, you wanted to piss people off. I mean, heck, you knew the disclaimer wouldnt work, and all the 0 votes followed by the fanatical swearing (which is a sin you know, rather hypocritcal to scream "@%#& you! You're going to hell for that!!" when doing so will add up to your own hell sentence. Guess they only read whatever parts of the bible they wanted to) proves that. Then again, I dont believe in hell (unless we're talking about Diablo II, then i know its real) because all it is is a fear device used to control the masses (do what WE SAY or you go to hell, rather than do what IS RIGHT or you go to hell).
As for the humor of the game. Hammering Jesus wasnt exactly funny (ok...i chuckled the first to times, but it got dull after awhile) However, the satire on the Bible quotes kept me clicking. Those where what really made this game funny, when you think about how many lines like those are in the Bible, and how little sense they make.
So, in the end, you get a 9. Figure thats fair enough, I'm reviewing the quality of the game, not whether its offencive or not. The true critic is one who can review anything w/o personal feelings affecting their opinion.