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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

funny

it was funny

RACIST

Racist!(I don't even know what that means <.<) Anyway please don't make fun of Jesus and please don't make fun of other religion so please? I give 1 star cause I want you to change so I just didn't put 0 stars

lol

i have this to say to anyone who was offended there were multiple warnings u dumbasses it said dont go to it but u did stupid rtards

Where to start

Well you get 2 stars just cause the "game" works. Really though how many times can you stab jesus to the same three animations over and over. Maybe if he came back to life as a zombie and started turning people to zombies, then got hunted down, or something like that. Also the same screaming of "fuck man fuck" loses it novelty after the first time. I do like the quotes from the bible that counter other quotes. Mainly this game was done poorly with no thought; it's remanicent of making fun of george bush: any idiot can do it-- same thing with religions. So you have an idea and you can make a very simple flash work 2 stars

EPIX

this is very well done. people who say you will go to hell are wrong. god (if there is one) supports creativity. i like having the bible put into focus like this. i hope all you christians out there know that jesus was a jew, he had no special powers, and was a total idiot. i mean, hes just like the taliban! letting people kill him beleving he would go to heaven and get to screw virgins and stuff.. hes no better than a suicide bomber! jesus didnt create the universe. he was a normal guy who made a couple bad decisions. the only thing thats epic about jesus is that 1. he can summon zombies, and 2. he has a revolver. not to mention KUNG FU ACTION JESUS!