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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

hmm...

I thought crucifying Christ would be more fun.... oh well, nice effort though.

VERY LITTLE TO DO

you do the same thing ovr n ovr if u could like do the thorn helm n all it would be kinda good, but now its kinda lame, not that im offended, no one should be its just sum god dam game

LOL very very excellent

you even threw in the moronic sayings from the bible. i like your style . laughed my ass off. IF JESUS RETURNS KILL HIM AGAIN lol.

hmmmmmmmmm

i enjoyed this game try in the next one to have like something to accomplish in it like a kinda mission if u no what i mean

just kinda stupid really

Im not gonna get all pissed about this or something because it "offends" me. Thats not why im righting this. If it "offends" someone, thats theyre problem, you gave them more than enough warning, and you have every right to show this. Quite frankly, it was too repetitive. You just click on him, and it nails him in one of three places, thats it. Its clear that the focus is on your interpritation / demeaning of scripture. Normally Id say thats cool, ive done it plenty of times myself. However, most of it sucks. Half of the stuff, as i was reading it, i could imagine that you were sitting there thinking: wow, what im saying really makes fun of what this verse says. But in reality, half of what you wrote i read, and i just thought... yeah, thats 100% true. You think its some sort of joke, but its true. I also noticed that you took alot of metaphores, and treated them as if they were literal. You also just completely misinterpreted the meaning of some of the scripture period. I know this is long and boring, but my point is just that: if youre gonna make fun of god, at least do it right. The only laugh i got out of this was at the people who made it.