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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

rather boring

This game is rather lacking in content, and in truth is not really a game. The simplicity of click anywhere, watch a short animation and hear him scream, followed by a Biblical quote and sarcastic explanation does not make a game. All in all thought it was rather interesting. To all of those who have ranted about the author going to Hell, I have some advice for you.
A) Retake elementary school, your grammar and spelling ar atrocious.
B) Learn what you are actually talking about; several of you mentioned Satanism and obviously have no idea what it is and the fact that it has absolutely nothing to do with this game. If anything, this is associated with Voodoo, which is a religion.
C) If you don't like it, don't watch it, otherwise you might have to take out your right eye. You were warned beforehand.

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His cursing does not change... (unrealistic). The comments you add to the Bible quotes are amusing, but I don't want 2 hear Jesus screaming each time... Why add a spike to him when he already has all 3?

hahaha lol. Thos explainations were so funny/true

the "ah fuck fuuuuckk" got a little annoying but this is friggin funny. HOw many quotes do u make fun of? Make a second one with Moses or someone.

I loved it

Could've had more interation, but on the whole, it was pretty damn cool.

Hail Satan!!

gaaah

My god I´m so offended and hope you burn in hell you little rat. Nah just kidding belive in Jesus =D

By the way research have prooved Jesus were brownskinned.