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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

This game

is not so bad. I am a Christian, but it's all about having a sense of humor. I think it's funny that the rules of the comments say "No HTML, and no promotion of unrelated web sites OR SO HELP ME GOD." Rather appropriate for this game. Well put together, but the sound is annoying. Also, interactivity could be a little more. Let us actually decide when to do things, and/or let us actually hammer the nail home. I dunno, just a thought.

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the only thing i like about the game is the qoutes you made, and to anyone that this offended, couldn't you tell by looking at the title that you didn't want to see this?

and you claim to be christians, yet telling a person they derserve to burn in hell isn't very.... "christian" like now is it? Besides.... that's GOD'S job to judge, not you... or do you think you are comparible to God?????

Meh. Crap.

Well, I don't really care about being offended, but there was so much more you could have done. What about Jesus being flogged? and having the crown of thorns put on his head? And the trip up Calvary Hill?

This is so dull.

Not Christian at all but...wow this is bad

More interactivity would have been nice.

It's kind of like those movies (or games, BMX XXX comes to mind) that are made just for the sake of being controversial without any real good work put into them. There could have been choices on what to do, rather than just 'click, screaming,stabbing right hand bible quotes, next, click screaming, stabbing left hand, random bible quote, next, etc' it's uninteresting and the extent of it is about four clicks than then you're done. I would've liked to see just general more effort put into it if you're going to poke fun at anything.

This just really screamed to me 'I did this just to see how many people would get mad'
It seems quality took a back seat to shocking as many people as possible...

ZOMG! I'M CHRISTIAN!!!

But then again I'm only Christian cause I am... I don't observe... That and the idea of a single superior being is kinda ghey.

But anyways, as to the actual review here... Those quotes are awesome (along with most of the commentary). I personally find religious humor the best kind of humor so you got a few extra points for that.

Man, with todays non-religious people... Whos gonna be Pope in 50 years?