00:00
00:00
Newgrounds Background Image Theme

Ensalvo just joined the crew!

We need you on the team, too.

Support Newgrounds and get tons of perks for just $2.99!

Create a Free Account and then..

Become a Supporter!

Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

Eh....it was kinda boring.

Well....I'm what you might call a "Christian".......sort of. but I'm not easily offended. The reason I didn't like this game was because I thought it was boring. All you could do is hammer spikes and spear him.

MORE VARIETY

Bravo.

A good game. Though I read some of the reviews and I gotta wonder, what are all the hardcore Christians doing at Newgrounds? I mean if your that religious, would you even PLAY a game called "Crucify-Me Jesus"? C'mon. But yes, this is funny.

It was pretty good

Needed more options but I liked the quotes. You get no money however.

What the hell's up with these people?

Man, why does everone care about God so much? I mean, why obey someone pointing a finger at you from a million miles away, that you can't see, who has no proof of even existing at all? So, why doesn't God just go fuck himself so people can stop worrying about their life after death, and start focusing on their life during life? LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY CUS I'M GOD!!!!

WEEEE!

u have made me a happy atheist, u gets a 5