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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

pretty damn funny

lol I come here once a week just to read the other reviews made by christians, this game is funny. i mean i'm not very religious, but really, didn't anyone ever hear that jesus forgives all? well this game is classified under all you stupid christians, also, wtf is up with this "the devil is evil" crap. surely if the devil punished evil people he would be good, otherwise hell would be heaven in terms of what bad people might think. so many contradictions. anyway all you bible thumping christians gfu, if we wanted a sermon we would come to church and pretend to enjoy it. isnt it possible that if jesus forgave all, should you christians try to do the same instead of writing dumb shit like "your going to hell" well where the hell are you christians going saying hell all the time? it is a place but some funny christians consider it a swear. anyway this website is a democracy, where people can make their own funny flash games, and i'll be damned if you christians are also facists and you think you can stop this. its just an opinion, an opinion on jesus, and everyone is entitled to their opinion, thats why most countries do so well. so to all christians "get that stick out of your ass" and lighten up :).

Eh....it was kinda boring.

Well....I'm what you might call a "Christian".......sort of. but I'm not easily offended. The reason I didn't like this game was because I thought it was boring. All you could do is hammer spikes and spear him.

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Bravo.

A good game. Though I read some of the reviews and I gotta wonder, what are all the hardcore Christians doing at Newgrounds? I mean if your that religious, would you even PLAY a game called "Crucify-Me Jesus"? C'mon. But yes, this is funny.

It was pretty good

Needed more options but I liked the quotes. You get no money however.

What the hell's up with these people?

Man, why does everone care about God so much? I mean, why obey someone pointing a finger at you from a million miles away, that you can't see, who has no proof of even existing at all? So, why doesn't God just go fuck himself so people can stop worrying about their life after death, and start focusing on their life during life? LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY CUS I'M GOD!!!!